"My image is tarnished just stepping into the ring with a piece of crap like you." - Jericho, to Godfather
"This kid is so dumb, he stayed up all night studying for a urine test." - Corny, about Scott Putski
"An inspiration to millions of women, children and idiots across the nation." - Jericho, about Chyna
"Maybe you should kiss my ass." - Tazz, to Josh Matthews
"I’d be jealous too, if my cousin was Saturday morning cartoon superstar Elroy Jetson." - Jericho, about the late Crash Holly
"They ought to call you 'Dumb Ass Billy Gunn'." - Austin, to Billy Gunn (duh!)
"The Acolytes' forte is a no-holds barred match. You know why? They don't know any holds." - Kevin Kelly
"I know you're comfortable in the men's locker room, but don't you ever knock?" Chris Jericho, to Stephanie
"You’ll have to hold on. I just popped in an Al Snow's Greatest Hits video, and I want to watch the whole thing. Okay, it's over now." - Mick Foley
"We welcome all the WWF superstars...and Al Snow."
“I haven’t seen a redneck drive that fast since they took Dukes of Hazzard off the air.” X-Pac, about Steve Austin
"In true rock star fashion, I had insomnia last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some groupies, and I'll be just like David Lee Roth." - Jericho
Jericho: What happened before was a disgrace, but it'll be ok. It gives you more of a reason to beat the hell out of Edge. And it gives both of us the reason to destroy HHH and has-been Hogan. I can't wait to see you put HHH in the ankle lock, suck the life out of him and make him tap.
Angle: What did you just say?
Jericho: You're gonna put him in the ankle lock?
Angle: No after that.
Jericho: You're gonna make him tap?
Angle: No, before that.
Jericho: You suck the life out of him?
Angle: Don't say that!!
Jericho: You suck?
Angle: I don't suck...
*the crowd chants "you suck!"*