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DerangedHermit

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  1. Because its most likely 10 lbs. of BS in a 5 lb. bag.
  2. "My image is tarnished just stepping into the ring with a piece of crap like you." - Jericho, to Godfather "This kid is so dumb, he stayed up all night studying for a urine test." - Corny, about Scott Putski "An inspiration to millions of women, children and idiots across the nation." - Jericho, about Chyna "Maybe you should kiss my ass." - Tazz, to Josh Matthews "I’d be jealous too, if my cousin was Saturday morning cartoon superstar Elroy Jetson." - Jericho, about the late Crash Holly "They ought to call you 'Dumb Ass Billy Gunn'." - Austin, to Billy Gunn (duh!) "The Acolytes' forte is a no-holds barred match. You know why? They don't know any holds." - Kevin Kelly "I know you're comfortable in the men's locker room, but don't you ever knock?" Chris Jericho, to Stephanie "You’ll have to hold on. I just popped in an Al Snow's Greatest Hits video, and I want to watch the whole thing. Okay, it's over now." - Mick Foley "We welcome all the WWF superstars...and Al Snow." “I haven’t seen a redneck drive that fast since they took Dukes of Hazzard off the air.” X-Pac, about Steve Austin "In true rock star fashion, I had insomnia last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some groupies, and I'll be just like David Lee Roth." - Jericho Jericho: What happened before was a disgrace, but it'll be ok. It gives you more of a reason to beat the hell out of Edge. And it gives both of us the reason to destroy HHH and has-been Hogan. I can't wait to see you put HHH in the ankle lock, suck the life out of him and make him tap. Angle: What did you just say? Jericho: You're gonna put him in the ankle lock? Angle: No after that. Jericho: You're gonna make him tap? Angle: No, before that. Jericho: You suck the life out of him? Angle: Don't say that!! Jericho: You suck? Angle: I don't suck... *the crowd chants "you suck!"*
  3. We definitely need some skins...a yellow or black one would be cool...or potato skins
  4. I'm buying ESPN in a few weeks....there's a Coke/ESPN Video Games promotions with collecting 10 codes off of bottlecaps and then getting $10 off any ESPN title ≥ $19.95 w/ free shipping (awesome!)
  5. That's awesome......
  6. Both from the same match: Schiavone: "Head first into the COMMODE!" later... Dusty: "There's a lady...there's a lady in tha men's bathroom!"
  7. I initially read this as saying the only thing I've ever accomplished in my life is posting at this board. I was depressed for 15 seconds. Then you continued posting. And sadly enough, so did you Huh huh. Shut up Beavis. *smacks him across the back of the head*
  8. *sobs wildly* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
  9. HOLY SHIT. That was awesome.
  10. ...damnit, now I'm picturing Mario acting like Terry Funk. Mario...IS EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME! Mario Wrestling....now there's a game idea. Mario vs. Bowser in a flaming barbed wire match. When will Luigi finally turn heel on Mario?
  11. baby -----> Goldberg
  12. *murders all the murdered mothers' mothers*
  13. That reminds me, why did the change Angles finisher name from The Olympic Slam to The Angle Slam? NBC - XFL = WWF/WWE eternal beef. mmmmmmmm.......eternal beef.......
  14. Meh. This isn't a surprise.
  15. Haha This sounds like a terrible sex story.
  16. I initially read this as saying the only thing I've ever accomplished in my life is posting at this board. I was depressed for 15 seconds. Then you continued posting.
  17. What a terrible gimmick. Thank god someone gave it a mercy killing.
  18. That kind of person I can actually picture, as there were lots of those people in my school.
  19. Ouch. And another predicting quote... Roddy Piper at WMXII to Shawn & Bret: "You two shake hands, because after this is done, you two will be hating each other."
  20. Uncomfortable =/= stoned.
  21. Or it's another case of the E's short term booking. Jesus Christ, this isn't the Monday Night Wars, so stop booking on paper napkins.
  22. It's going to happen anyways. He's here, he's going to be queer, get used to it.
  23. Post of the year.
  24. Harry Carey transcends death. That's all I have to say.
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