DerangedHermit

I thought you were better than that. I'm disappointed. Your aura has been ruined.

because Regal is Canadian amirite? Jericho and Venis should pair up to be the New Thrillseekers though. They both fit (especially Val, as a replacement for Lance Storm).

Last time you ate meat: 6 PM Last time you got arrested: Never have. Last person you sent an e-mail to: I dunno. Last regret: I have no regrets. Last time you wore a suit: Job interview in May. Last country you visited: My own. Last injury you suffered: Cut to the head while putting a bag of Pepperidge Farm Goldfish back on a display. My head hit the corner of it. Last family outing: Last X-mas Last item you put on your credit card: Don't have one Last beer you drank: Don't really drink... Last movie you watched in full: In the theater? Shrek 2. Last time you lied: Today. Last meal you ate: Hot dogs and french fries Last time you laughed: Hearing the story of Bob Murphy saying "finally this damn game is over" Last video game you played: Phantasy Star IV for the Genesis (pulled out the ol' Genny) Last album you listened to: don't know Last time you said 'I'm sorry': Bumping into somebody at work a few days ago. Last sport you watched: Baseball (by God the Mets are actually WINNING) Last time you said 'This is the last time': shrugs. Don't know.

I thought AS was like Chuck Knoblauch. :D

Can they be GI Joe hats?

4-1, Sheff HR

Mets face the Brewers in an hour...somehow the Mets will get swept.

I heartily endorse this statement.

I let that one hang like one of John Franco's pitches.

*raises hand as does at least two other members of this board* I, for one, have been convince for a while that all of you are just Fred Wilpon under different names. Do I look like a blithering moron?

WFAN reported he passed away in Florida today. For those who didn't know, he was one of the best announcers for the Mets (and in baseball in general)......it's a sad day.

Haw haw haw. Shut the fuck up. If there's someone worse than me, it's you. In an ironic twist, I'm going to work now. Fuck you, you jobless son of a bitches.

*raises hand as does at least two other members of this board*

And Mets fans too.....

And how do you expect him to do that? Do you think that he has a knob in his ass that he uses to control his assholishness? "Oh gee. Kotz said I should not be an asshole today. The knob's going to 2."

Well, here's ANOTHER Banky work that went over like a wet fart. *fart*

The bladejob was awesome, as well as Regal's selling after he bladed (particularly when he got hit in the midsection).

This thread is ghey.

Joe Schmo is more believable than RAW.

Hey, the ump should be thankful it was only a sunflower seed and not half a bat.

Benoit puts the ben wah in ben wah balls.

OMG THE SHOE GAVE BIRTH TO A SHOE!

San Antonio...and the SSlam theme song was announced a couple of weeks ago as "Summertime Blues" by Rush. more like summertime boos amirite?

Batista: "You're never gonna get me! See ya next year!"

Ask Patterson.