DerangedHermit

You sir, are a cunt. Oh, come on. Most of those schools are dilapidated to shit, while the principals and vice principals are running away like fatcats.

You can thank that stupid shit Fred Durst for that. Thank god we're in 2004 and not 1985, because most of the t-shirts were REALLY AWFUL then.

It's by far and away the Post....

You're fired. You can't fire me, I quit. I don't want you to quit.

Snapple (peach iced tea bitch!)

I also hate those bootleg shirts at the flea markets (like there's one at a flea market near me that says: "This is your brain (random team's logo), this is your brain on crack (team's rival's logo)" And also those piece of shit shirts that are in forms of a jersey; i.e.

Go away. And who are you? go fuck off, son. I don't want to me the son of a poor tradesman. Oh why god, WHY???? Fuck you both. In the ass. I knew I smelled a shit-dick in here! I just thought it was Rob E at first, now I realize it's this guy that everyone hates MORE THAN ME! That's sayin' something. I don't know about that, but since you've "registered", you've somehow been such a bad poster that no one has called me out for being shit. Thank you and fuck you. Please die.

Go away. And who are you? go fuck off, son. I don't want to me the son of a poor tradesman. Oh why god, WHY???? Fuck you both. In the ass.

Sure beats the shit outta AP Newswire~!

Word is that the teachers told the students to burn in Hell. I guess an Indian school is close enough.

Yes you can. Print it out.

Dental plan.

He probably posts to get a rise out of people. He's no worse than Banky, Kotz (he hasn't posted anything insightful in forever), or Inc.

Yes, it would suck. You are not the QUALITY poster that I am. Finally, time for morning break. Maybe I should start a poll on a before lunch snack?? What do you say, folks? Rold Gold Pretzels, Doritos or a Rice Krispie Treat? Looking forward to suggestions, Birds in the Hotel Cyanide and peanut butter sandwich, with a nice glass of bleach.

NBC sued E! because they were going to do a clip show without asking for NBC's permission. E! was like "oh you sue me? yoink, SNL's not being shown, bitch!"

See if you can meet your friend's ex:

Was it this guy?

Damn straight. If someone's going to be such an attention whore that they'd kill themselves on the Internet, go ahead. We won't miss them.

You suck.

It depends what Gamestop you go to. Most of the ones around here have people who are intelligent with video games. Game Crazy, I can't say because there are only two around here (Selden and Ronkonkoma). Best Buy is OK, but not the best. EBGames is pretty good, too, as they have MUCH better trade-in prices than Gamestop. I've had a bad taste in my mouth from Circuit City, as the $4.99 "promotion", which was actually a clearance, was REALLY shitty, and the employees kept on saying how they would get a shipment in. Nothing is really heads and shoulders above the rest, though. The worst has to be Toys-R-Us and K-Mart, though. Their prices never go down.

That's like OJ saying Jayson Williams was innocent.

Hogan was just on! SWEET!

Plz kill yrself, thx. OMG, gov't investigation PLZ~!

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