Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to touch!
But you mustn't touch!
His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear!
'Cause his name can be said by anyone!
Spaceballs.............
Oh yeah........I met him while I was at work last weekend. Very cool. I didn't get an autograph or anything, as I didn't want to draw more attention towards him.
This is true.
But, hey, if you can be a motivational speaker to lots of impressionable kids, you can certainly be a moderator.
Or was the motivational speaker thing required community service?