DerangedHermit

No, no, no. Evolution is a pissed Marine. Get it right, son I thought Evolution was vivid tangerine.

This Raw is not the drizzling shits. It's more like torrential shits. Flash shit warning in effect!

It's fucking hilarious. The King: Wow, a Till Death Do Us Part match. Who the fuck cares? This crap is shit.

Who did Maven piss off? Bischoff? "You will be facing... KANE"

I liked this the first time when it was with TORI.

Regal in those tights looks like a retarded Kurt Angle circa 2000.

What's up with the guy in the purple WCW shirt holding up a Bret Hart - bitter for leaving sign?

How about Roger Maris, Gil Hodges and Andre Dawson for future articles?

If he did that, he still couldn't carry the Mets....

As is Russo's moping around.

You would know it if he retired, because it would be a huge deal. Although, I've heard rumors that he might retire if the season is cancelled.

How about changing the title of this thread to "When your idols get old and don't retire"? Jesus fucking Christ, Messier! RETIRE! (he still had 18 goals last year...but the guy was old 10 years ago) John Franco! RETIRE!

Corny rules....but not as much as "Bruce."

You have feces on your hands...

Not only does Anna Benson like being fucked, apparently so do the Mets.

Or Andy Etchebarren..... or Willie McGee...

Kevin Mench Randy Winn Jason Phillips Tanyon Sturtze (he looks like Greg Maddux with Down's syndrome in his pic on cbssportsline.com)

Wiggy.

Your post count comes out to about 9,192 posts a day. That's six posts a minute for 24 hours... It sure feels like he posts like that.

"Awwww.......he's goin' to pee! No, it's just dust."

Hah! I've been here longer than you, AoO! STFU, n00b.

For being sick of that, you will be facing...... KANE

Here's all you need to write for the Mets: ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID? If Anglesault was a Mets fan, he'd be dead of a self-afflicted gunshot wound already.

I think this is going to end up like an hour and a half version of one of the somewhat-old SNL semi-animated shorts (I think it was the Golords).

Meh, fuck Subliminal_Animal. He's a walking pile of cow excrement.