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Bischoff: OH YEAH? Then Kane, you will faaaaaaaaaaace Kane! Kane: WTF

SEATTLE SLUGFEST, UNFORGIVEN FALLOUT Sept. 13, 2004 One Diva will go home and the other two will duke it out to possibly stay. Just call it the “Seattle Slugfest.” Carmella, Joy and Christy all remained alive for the $250,000 RAW Diva Search grand prize last week. But after one of the three gets the boot this week, the remaining two will lace up the gloves for a boxing match. That alone should be enough reason to watch RAW (9/8 CT on Spike TV). But there also figures to be plenty of fallout from Unforgiven. Will Randy Orton still be World Heavyweight Champion or will Triple H recapture the championship he so desperately desires? Will HBK get his revenge on Kane? [VIDEO: 56k | 100k | 300k] And who will be the new Intercontinental Champion after Christian and Chris Jericho battled for Edge’s stripped title? Get all the answers this Monday on RAW, live from Seattle. --- Maybe we can get a Tomko-Stevie rematch...

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A law against necrophilia stalled in a legislative committee?? Who in God's name is on this committee???? Kane.

Here's a photo of her dancing:

*shudders* Goddamnit, I liked Little Big League, Angels in the Outfield (except for the whiny little kid), Rookie of the Year (except for Daniel Stern, he sucks), and Little Giants (Ed O'Neill and Rick Moranis were good). Sandlot was probably one of the best ones (me marks for James Earl Jones and his dog and the Babe Ruth ball) And I'm not saying the Rocky sequels suck, but where's the medical personnel in Rocky III and IV? Did Apollo Creed and the Mick have to die because the medics were nonexistent? That always bugged me.

Yeah really, you never hear people say "He was a fucking dumbass. Now you see why he's dead?"

As a Mets fan, I'd say that wouldn't be too bad.

Who the hell did Big Show dart into the steel steps? I'm just wondering, because I couldn't see his face.

That was awesome....

Yeah, really....oh....plastic is a waste.....what do I get? TRASH BAGS!

Scenario No. 2, Coop went to Disneyland.

Yet another Superman universe character will be on Smallville, Mr. Myxzptlk or in Smallville, a "foreign exchange student named Mikhail Mxyzptlk, brought over to the States by Lionel Luthor before his prison stint because Lionel found him to be 'interesting.'". credit: kryptonsite.com

Well, he's Australian. I guess they don't have sarcasm there.

That is even more fucking Vince Russo.

And you call me fucked up? Dids should be banned for posting this. This is much worse than a spider, Dames.

I had an idea of my own for an ad campaign that the NHL can use when they relaunch. But be warned, to give you an idea of how the commercial would go, I'm about to use the much-maligned medium of the message board: JPEG Theater. Also, anyone who tries to tie Randy Orton saying the S-word into this will have their genitals crushed by my hired goons. So without further ado: Good afternoon, gentlemen, and welcome to another season of NHL hockey. Here's a list of the teams that will be competing in the league this year. I've never heard of half of these teams, and the ones I do know haven't won a Stanley Cup in years. Some of those teams never won a Stanley Cup. This team here just declared bankruptcy. Cross it off, then. The NHL: See, guys? We ARE a major league! But seriously, Gary, changing the logo... ...wouldn't be sensible.

She went to Raw?

*groan*

Splendid! All is going just as we planned! Who the fuck is that old man? And this is better than the RAW thread. All it is is people spooging over spots. OMG REGAL KANE YOUR MOM SENSIBLE.

Too late...he has three kids (one is at Cornell)

Reason #44,403 why Gary Bettman's a fucking moron.

I'm a PR fan, too. Fighting Spirit was awesome, and Dino Thunder, as a whole, is a lot better than NS.

Yeah, it's getting close to November.

Thanks, mom! Don't talk back to her! She IS your mother.