More Kiner gems:
"Hello, everybody. Welcome to Kiner's Corner. This is....uh. I'm...uh."
"Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox."
Kiner: "So, Choo Choo, what's your wife's name, and what's she like?"
Choo-Choo Coleman: "Her name is Mrs. Coleman, bub, and she likes me!"