DerangedHermit

2 years after its expiration date

damn cats

So he must have been a busty albino 12 year old Vietnamese boy named Destiny.

It's not a healthy excuse when the stripper's a 12 year old Vietnamese boy.

Look at his post though. He went there and made fun of it. Do the cool kids go to A/V club meetings to make fun of the nerds? No, they go there because they are, in fact, very uncool. No - they go to fuck around with the TV's. Of course, since all you did in school was swallowing meat cigars...

I love the Yogi Berra AFLAC duck commercial...

What makes it worse is that the guy frequently goes to a gym two miles away. And that is why I can't ever go there. Other annoying commercials: - LIers will know this one: B&B Furniture (on Rte. 112 in Medford), there are two middle aged men saying how their stuff is more durable than anybody else --- their way of testing it? Hitting the other person (rather fakely too)...and they've been running the same commercials since the mid 90's

Fag.

I dunno about Popick, but I believe I see Team Kotz in the crowd there.

Just like Team Kotz, he sucks "feet" for crack.

With morning wood......... At least we don't suck our teammate's cock while they're sleeping like Team Kotz.

Then release yourself from Team Kotz. Do you honestly want to be a techno-fag? No. But I gotta stay with Kotz. We started this thing and we have to stick together. *Will likely desert Kotz before this is over.* Stick with Kotz and you'll end up being like him. It's your choice. At Team FrigidSoul, we salute individuality.

Then release yourself from Team Kotz. Do you honestly want to be a techno-fag?

Team Kotz feels the need to call everyone not on their team homosexuals because they are latent homosexuals themselves. Right, Kotz? "You're right, you silly thing."

Nobody wants CC around. Sorry.

For shame, Kotz. For shame. May God smite your homosexual ass.

I heartily agree with this product and/or service.

You're out, Jerry?

Is she old enough for that? Or did it come early for her?

While I'm at it, I should ask him about his friend who overdosed on No-Doz.

That was an odd flame if I've ever heard one. I don't think that was a flame so much as it was flaming. Why the fuck does Kotz know that song?

Except Kotz.

That's it. Thread over. This joke is too easy.

Neither is "Wanna crack open my glowstick?"

When would someone say they want to fuck you?