Live Free or Battlenuts

I figure it had something to do with a constellation... This place is getting completely flooded the next time A-rod hits a homerun. My celebration will be televised, it will be digitized, it will be jazzercized on all of your faces. Unless you wish to ride through the mists of avalon with me, I will be raping your village and pillaging your women.

TIE GAME MOTHRAFONDLERS!

-5, it was an eel vagina, and that guy has the same healthy love of pudding we all do.

You guys are men!? Shocking.

1-10781. You keep putting it in your mouth.

You are a true artist.

It's like a ghost town around here, only nobody died, they're all just wearing sheets. How fagadocious.

Tie game motherfuckers.

King Kamala has viewed this topic 8 times. One time he cry-maxed.

I will fist you in the face pussy. No one can resist the dip of my tip.

What the fuck is the point of a midget who can't blow you standing up!? Willow would go balls deep on tippy toes.

The FBI has come and gone. That's why you get estimates on your sound proof dungeon.

I'd dip my balls in it.

Can a mod move this thread to Maine?

What an exercise in redundancy.

That was outrageously long for a post about people not posting.

If you keep bringing that up I'm left with no other option but to assume you're rocking something that's better off being measured in the metric system.

Really czech? Really? Yikes.

Epic. It's been bordering on ridiculous since I was 5 and won 270 dollars on a scratch off lottery ticket. The only time it's been absent was my first trip to Vegas. I was turning 21 and went mostly to drink and club, but I got raped on blackjack tables. My next trip I left up $2000 after all was said and done.

Not reading my posts sure hurts when they're being responded to regardless.

And yet you continue to post about me. I'd be glad I'm on ignore but it obviously doesn't stop you from riding my dick.

It's Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Gary, gary, gary. I see there's a reason you've stuck to emphasizing beef rather than actually discussing anything. It's because you're a fucking idiot. Thanks for the favor.