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Anyone else notice they didn't talk about Eugene at all?

Well fuck. I was wrong.

Crowd is into it.

Agreed.

Why the fuck didn't they use this Saliva song for Summerslam?

They are so turning on Orton.

That SO makes my prediction more belivable.

*marks out for Hart def. Flair sign*

Obviously Carmella didn't get voted off...they more than likely had everything going against her cause that's who they want to win. "Wow...shocking." LOL...no, JR...no.

I thought Matt Hardy was having knee surgery?

Shhhh... we hate boobies here on TSM. We only like FAT MOLLY HOLLY ASS. We'd fuck PORKY PIG if he could do an armbar. Holy shit, that was funny. Seriously. OMG!! I HEARD SHE COULD DO A TRIANGLE CHOKE!! *SWOON* You've redeemed yourself.

Edge has the evil goatee going...which makes my theory in my sig more possible.

Nothing better to do on a rainy, summer Monday Night, I suppose.

I mean holding hands as Evolution does, as any team does when they win or when they are together, up in the air. Ugh. I know what you meant, I just took it out of context by thinking them all holding hands and skipping around the ring.

The Summerslam theme sucked. So there you go.

I'm sorry, but this has nothing to do with me being a Bret Hart fan...but the holding hands part kind of is boarderline. Maybe Bret should talk about how he's glad Owen is dead while he's at it, you know, to really set the fact you want him as a bad guy. I'm being really sarcastic, by the way. But the holding hands thing was kind of gay.

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I'm getting the vibe you don't like me for some reason, and/or trying to be funny and that isn't working so I go for the first one. I don't watch women's wrestling because it's fucking boring. If I want to see the Divas, I'll go to WWEDivas.com.

Why is it that I wanna bang Victoria, and slap the hsit out of her at the same time? I was talking about the HBK return promo, dude. I don't watch women's wrestling.

NICE!!! That was awesome.

Okay, not only Trish Stratus the hottest woman alive...but that thing of Lita having to marry "KAAAAANE" was fucking hilarious.

WHAT THE FUCK? NO MORE SLOW CHEMICAL? GOD DAMNIT Er, nevermind.

I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire.

I find it weird that I can't find Mercy Drive - Away even on KaZaa. Has anyone heard of them before? That would of been gold of JR just flipped out at Lawler saying BAH GAWD and all that cool shit.

Okay, that was fucking GOLD