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NICE!!! That was awesome.

Okay, not only Trish Stratus the hottest woman alive...but that thing of Lita having to marry "KAAAAANE" was fucking hilarious.

WHAT THE FUCK? NO MORE SLOW CHEMICAL? GOD DAMNIT Er, nevermind.

I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire.

I find it weird that I can't find Mercy Drive - Away even on KaZaa. Has anyone heard of them before? That would of been gold of JR just flipped out at Lawler saying BAH GAWD and all that cool shit.

Okay, that was fucking GOLD

LMFAO!

It would be hilarious, and great for business. I'd start following Raw in depth again.

Why do they keep saying "Olympics", when they couldn't say it and kept having to say "Summer Games"

I'm so confident that I'm putting this in my sig. Oh, Mercy Drive - Away.

I predict already...Edge turns on Benoit and becomes a new member of Evolution. I predict.

Benoit sign in the crowd: Go back to Atlanta. Ouch.

Anyone know the song used? I think it was Puddle of Mudd - Take It Away.

Randy Orton Desire? Wow.

...to the old Monday Night Football theme, in full Vikings uniform.

Anyone else think it's funny that barely any balloons fell, much like the Democratic National Convention.

They are in Portland tonight...then in Portland in a month for the PPV??? That's insane.

I've defeated Steve-O. Funkmaster Flex, Carmen Electra, Jamie Kennedy, and David Arquette so far for celebrities. Question 1: Are there any more? Question 2: What is the surprise I get after beating them all?

They should of gotten rid of him after Royal Rumble 2003. Oh well.

I want to create a team and use it in a Franchise, but I don't want to use any of the guys that are already on a NFL team. What options to I have? I know using all the Free Agents is one of them, but is there a way that (much like NCAA College Football) that I can just have a team that will be "Middle of the Road" and go from there with all new created guys? It's so fucking retarded when you create a team full of Free Agents and they are STILL Free Agents when you start the Franchise. Whatever.

If you related your post to WWE a little bit more to WWE, it'd be funnier...Uncle Joey. Oh, good post...but you could of just said "WWE sucks" and it would of saved you the time and effort.

Agreed.

God fucking damnit. Well, so much for my one motive to watch Raw. Now all I got left is Angle.

Because if they didn't care so much, they should have just not got a ticket and stayed at home. Because they knew exactly what the Summerslam card was going to be months ago when they bought the ticket. Gotcha.

Ya, I love them doing long term planning for the Kane/Lita/Hardy angle. Great plannning. They shit on it cause it's STALE and 3/4 of the crap going on in the WWE right now sucks. Maybe it's reality check that they shouldn't of shoved the character right in our faces so quick. WHY SHOULD THEY CHEER? I don't give a fucking shit about the stupid Kane/Lita/Hardy storyline. I don't give a shit about seeing Dudleys vs. London/Kidman for the 20348th time and seeing SPIKE DUDLEY as a BAD ASS HEEL? HA! And Cena/Booker has been DONE and Cena and Booker are beyond stale. Because maybe they don't care about JBL as champion, like all the other people that didn't watch SD this week or haven't since Wrestlemania and that's why ratings go down the shitter? Stop blaming this on the money paying fans. It's WWE's product that is fucking crap. These people bought the tickets months before what was going to happen so how the hell did they know? You just expect people to be sheep and cheer and boo who the WWE tells them...sorry, it's not 1990 anymore, bro.