PLAGIARISM!

Getting my worthless old shitty phone nicked by a cunning cab driver was a blessing in disguise, my new phone rules the school, and I took a photo of me and AWK onstage together, albeit a blurred one, it impressed many.

Whilst never a world caliber worker, Rhyno is in my eyes the biggest victim of WWE style. Whilst you can't blame a guy for toning down his style after a year long neck injury, he's been reduced to a shell of his former self and hasn't had a good match since his return.

The Residents - 'God In Three Persons'. As with most of their stuff, i seem to dig it a lot more than most fans, but the second disc is pointless.

I think Moore is good, but not in the league of SRV.

You......wouldn't......

Yes, the FOOLS, HAHAHA!

I STAB DUKS

hyuk. I paused sparks for that, good job it was worth it.

It's weird, can anyone really see Eddie Guerrero as world champion? He's the best in the company and over at the same time, but it would just freak me out. In the good way. Mark Henry?

This film will be legendary. I have to see this.

No, that was 'Gunter and Ernst'.

The ten gallon jet of blood shooting out of Roy's neck must've been what clued him in. Das ist eine ILLUSION~!

Mine's either in a sort of pseudo-mohawk or twisted into 3 inch spikes if I can be bothered, though when it gets to this length I usually have it cut, might do that today if i can be bothered.

Chave X - Chave takes manhattan Chave 12 - Chaving Amy Chave 2o - Look who's Chaving now

Tempting.

Hello. Grab a bean bag. First of all, nobody here is in trouble, I'd just like to chill with you guys. Just one little thing I want to bring up. Nothing big, nothing you should be afraid of, we're cool. But IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY THE WORD 'FEUD' IS SPELLED THUSLY. FEUD FEUD FEUD FUCKING FEUD. world title FEUD Test/Steiner FEUD where is the FEUD going? Who is Jericho FEUDING with? McMahon family fucking FEUD FEUD FEUD FEUD FEUD FEUD FEUD FEUD FEUD FEUD FEUD FEUD FEUD FEUD the next twat that regails me with details of the latest go nowhere FUED will receive a Bill Goldberg special delivery Bret Hartfuckerupper upside their heads.

bah, I was gonna have that username just to see 'last post by GAWD' everywhere.

People who hate AWK give me the reassurance that I'm at least reasonably intelligent, by comparison.

1. Sparks - Equator 2. Sparks - Reinforcements 3. Sparks - Something for the Girl with Everything 4. Melvins - Goggles 5. Supersuckers - Dead in the Water 6. Butthole Surfers - Day of the Dying Alive 7. The Smiths - Bigmouth Strikes Again 8. The Smiths - What Difference Does It Make? 9. The Smiths - These Things Take Time 10. AWK - Totally Stupid 11. AWK - I Get Wet 12. The Residents - Abraham. Road 13. Pulp - Do You Remember The First Time? 14. Morrissey - We'll Let You Know (live version) 15. Pixies - Gouge Away (that choice will probably change all the time though) 16. Tom Waits - Lost In The Harbour 17. Primus - DMV 18. Aphex Twin - Goon Gumpas

Oh my God, I've just discovered a Sparks cover of 'I wanna hold your hand' and it shits on the original, seriously.

nyah.

That was funnier than 'Invisible Kid'.

Sparks - It Ain't 1918 Do you take this girl yes I take this girl Johnny had a next of kin Kinda broke my heart that there was actually a fiddler credited on this, as opposed to just the keys, but hey, Ron Mael still owns every last one of you.

I find myself marking out for the standing-up-in-the-crossface bit, sue me.

I must warn you that every single person who comes here will make the buffy connection first.