PLAGIARISM!

I like Nash's commentary, yeah. Let that be it.

The people that come in here and accuse folk of hating mainstream music just because, and only listening to death metal. People like what they like, and don't like what they don't like. I don't give a shit if someone wants to like Coldplay, it's just that if I ever found myself enjoying them, I would request my friends drown me like a kitten.

Oh, you fucking twat. They have to be the LAST band that would ever come to England, least of all anywhere near me.

Good live band. I've grown tired of them on record.

whatevery, girlfriend!

I think the switch thing would be very good with masks, as would the headbutting eachother. But yeah, the ability to get some heat would be nice.

I left about half a litre of my vodka on the fucking field after laying there humming along to 'No Surprises'. I left my liquid gold too. I was very irritable on the last night.

Agh, if I ever, ever start to hang around in social groups that get together and sing Plug In Baby I shall gut them all before turning the rusty power whisk on myself.

I'm undecided really, they certainly get the nod over grandaddy, who nearly put me to sleep at Glastonbury. It's uplifting, it's inoffensive, and it's eccentric. Can't complain.

Oh my holy God, Plug In Baby has to be one of my most hated songs of all time. Muse are terrible, come on. The band for the thinking skate kid. But heeey, better than Athlete!

High five! If, of course, you feel comfortable with that type of brief yet strong form of physical contact in a context such as the celebration of the achievement of a goal such as aiding the conversion of saturnmark4life into an altogether less opinionated and more inconsequential poster, if you considered that possible.

I was charged £4.10 for a double vodka and coke in a bar that I only went to upon my friends insistence that they play sparks. I request sparks, Dj hugs me, 'I love sparks man' etc, did the little twat play it? Did he fuck. I would have sent the drink back, but I assume the inflated price covered the slice of lime.

At the risk of sounding very very English, you sir, are a jammy fucking twat, what.

Wire - 'Blessed State'.

how the hell are muse prog? They don't have nearly enough variation or jamming ability. sure, Bellamy is highly skilled, but he hasn't yet managed to actually write a song to any extent that brings me out of the coma that has just been induced by me accidentally listening to muse. Fuck them. Kill them all. With rusty implements. Soon.

Little johnny should be a devil child that controls Heidenrich's brain. Kinda like The Omen. Or maybe it's his penis.

My crowning achievement was defeating Angle AND Benoit in a handicap match after my partner Brock was suspended, forcing me to defend the titles alone. I just stayed on the outside so they couldn't pin me, and managed to trip angle on the floor and chokeslam Benoit for the pin. Fuck, it was hard though, can't believe I did it. I hardly had any points either. I find myself marking out like a little bitch for Steven Richards' taunt being in there and the Kobashi half nelson suplex also.

I'll try harder, I promise. Slayer is GHEY~! No, they're ok I guess they rule they're alright if you like that sort of thing. That's better.

Man, I don't log on for a few days and there goes another one. How old was he?

RUKKUS~!

I consider myself fairly wishy-washy, vague and inconsistent. Fie, AoO!

He gave me the hives.

I hereby declare myself president of the saturnmark4life club. We ownz, and soforth. And you can only join if your display name is saturnmark4life. Represent. Yeah, I don't mind all this UGs shit, whatever it is it happened when I was at work, it would appear.

I saw Terry Bozzio do a live drum clinic a few years ago. Bah Gawd.

Well, considering Hardcore Holly, Bradshaw and Nathan Jones have all been recently shoved into demi-main event status, I don't hold out much hope for this guy surprising me, but would you think Brock Lesnar had any serious potential judging solely on his first 2 (or even first 10) televised matches?