PLAGIARISM!

Currently Chelsea 2 Fulham 2. Shit!

Auteurs - Now I'm a Cowboy also just snapped up Afghan Whigs - 1965 (£2.40!) & Associates - Sulk.

To be honest, I normally can't abide by Jack Black, so the fact he didn't bother me at all in a vaguely serious role is a credit to him. I wasn't offended by any of the main characters, in fact. Besides, they were all supporting Andrew Serkis anyway.

Hooters bottle opener, and a clip that used to say 'Invisible woman' from the fantastic 4 movie till it scratched off. It was free when you spent shitloads of money on popcorn.

I loathed Warning, but I'm curious as to why decent well-mannered folks have just said it's good. I thought there was a handful of decent songs on American Idiot, but it's not like I'm ever going to buy anything by them ever.

Hello! This was up there, definitely. Was that Athlete album released this year? Everything I heard off that was pretty shocking, even for them. U2 continue to pollute the planet. Kaiser Chiefs must die. There are others, but those are people upon whom I wish automobile accidents.

I think the best songs I've heard this year were 'Interstate 5' by the Wedding Present and 'Blindness' by the Fall, off my favourite albums. I will also say there are a few good songs on the new Darkness album, including 'Hazel Eyes' 'Girlfriend' and 'Blind Man'. So there.

I know he's not in the world cup, but watch out for Chris Brunt in the Northern Ireland team shortly! Sturrock's starting to confuse us a bit, with nonsensical subs and the like. Havng our only two fit starting strikers on and shoving one of them on the wing in a 4-5-1 etc. WE NEED FUCKING GOALS

I feel the exact opposite way. Yeah. Of course, her voice is the only thing I really like about them to start with.

My prediction is now 2-2. Like I said before Blades/Millwall, it'll be 7-0 or 2-2.

I'm pretty sure I could outsmart your Vermont. That's the ice cream one, right?

6'2" & about 205. I've always been pretty big, but the gut and the thighs are much larger than I would prefer right now. I conceal it quite well.

Anyone? I can't stop listening to this.

Waiting to turn around on Crocodiles. Probably gonna be waiting a while, I think I sold it.

Our loan striker from Sunderland looked ok, they'll probably want him back though...I'm actually not completely dreading the derby now though, it should be pretty terrible, but blades have sod all fit defenders...apart from the ones who used to play for us...

We're losing to Stoke, and will lose I assure you, but blades are 2-0 down to leicester!

Forest got Tyson? Cunts! Lee Trundle snubbed us as well....as lower-league goalscorers go I'd have former under-utilised Blades forward Billy Sharp, he's scored 20-odd goals in 30-odd professional starts for fuck's sake!

Well done mate....

Fall heads Roll is the best thing Mark E Smith has done in like, forever.

Well franchise if it's any consolation you're the best team to come to hillsborough thus far, we got hammered. As my mate put it, 'not even fifa could conjour up a worse goal than Brunt just scored'. Oh well!

Peacock's finishing leaves a lot to be desired, but he always works hard and does make the chances for himself, so he's ok with me. He wouldn't be a starting striker for us normally but he's a player I like having on the bench.

Well, the Arctic Monkeys managed to outsell Teen pop stadium fillers McFly and top the UK singles chart. I've heard many a worse band, but What. The. Fuck. Still, they're from SHEFFIELD~!

We drew with Brighton, they equalised in the 93rd minute. So like us. Still, Brunt's still looking sharp by the sound of things! We're trying to keep the fact that he's good quiet tho...

I've never in my life been to WDI. Or any other wrestling board.

He'll probably adopt them.