You should join one of those "Power of Christ" traveling shows, and use the Lord's strength to throw remote controls through solid steel. Then talk about the dangers of television violence and how it can lead to domestic abuse.
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Use the Power of Christ to tear up phone books, have somebody smash cinder blocks with a sledgehammer while you lay on a bed of nails, bending steel rods into pretzels....
Kali with sticks is for pussies be a man and use a knife.