In this league its all about yardage with the main event position being the QB that never gets sacked, the midcard would be the RBs that can get at least 100 total yards, and the WRs would be the lowcard who get at leas 50 yards a game with a TD. The jobbers would be the Special Teams players that only return punts or kickoffs.......they often get overlooked because it is not a glamous position but they are needed for BYE weeks. The Kicker can be seen as the manager or valet that will cheat to win by taking the risky 50 yard FG. The Defense can be seen as the announcers as you know one big catch phrase can make the match just like a big INT return for a TD.