Damaramu

The Spurs? The San Antonio Spurs?

Damn I am glad I don't live there. All the drunken foolery would piss me off and I'd be beating some ass....or attempting to.

Ok you all remember my thing of wanting to try out for the Sooners? Well there I am sitting in my room remembering that guy saying "Well unless you have a special skill like kicking they won't even give you a shot." And my phone rings. I answer it and it's Coach Johnson...the man in charge of recruiting for the Sooners. He starts talking to me and asks me what position I want. I say: "Defensive or Offensive Line." "How big are you son?" "6'4" and about 270 pounds." "Wow........you're at a disadvantage because you've been out of the game for so long but wow...we need lineman and we need guys your size." So he makes me go take a physical and now later this week(at an undetermined date) I am going to go try out for the Sooners! *dances* He told me that as long as I didn't stumble around at the tryout then I'll be invited to spring practice at which point he said he'd work with me and help me get the fundamentals down. He said there they'd make the decision of rather I should be on the scout team, back up, or be a starter, or hell just be cut from the team. But he said that he doesn't want me to remain to optimistic but he also said that I have a good shot b/c of size. I'm getting mixed signals from him though. One minute he'll say "Don't get your hopes up" and the next he'll say "If you do well enough with your size and some weight training you'll be starting next season." I think he's just trying to get me to try my hardest. I figured that even if I don't impress at the tryout if I don't give up and show that I'm willing to learn and that I won't quit that they'll be impressed enough to invite me back. He told me he wants me to do the 40 in under 5.3 since I'm a lineman. He said if it's in between 5.3-5.7 that's ok b/c most lineman do it around 5.3. I practiced....nailed the son bitch in a 5.1. So anyways I made this so you all know that I'm getting close to either being on your TV's next season or remaining here wishing I could play football. I'll update you all after the try out.

I think that the idea well has dried up.....

Let me put it this way. I don't care if he was pushed down our throats or barely on TV at all. He bores me. I hate to watch him on TV...therefore I dislike him.

Ok Rawmvp...go back to writing your romance novel and leave the wrestling to the fans. You obviously have no clue what you're talking about.

I just read it. I normally don't like cage matches, written or on TV but I enjoyed yours! I liked the no escape rule. A good touch. Awesome and you got yourself involved at one point! Nice bump.....that was a man sized bump. You have balls.

Damaramu and Northstar meet Ryan Smith face to face in the ring to discuss Smith causing Northstar's Rumble pick to be eliminated!

Northstar you need to read my match....you're in it! And.......awesome show! I've only really read the Rumble but it was badass! I loved JR's line: "JR Bah gawd, it’s the musical masterpiece! The greatest song ever! But why now…?" Then he had an orgasm at the sight of Ryan Smith.......that was great. And to all of you Rumble writers.......thank you. I wanted to incorporate Smith into the Rumble against me but I didn't want to make it a burden....and you guys went ahead and did it.....*thumbs up*

SPOILER I thought the same thing. He throws the fires into the journal and Lenny leans over and kisses him and he freaks out.

Nobody should be allowed to say bangin.......

Well see I did PM her and tell her I was using her because we are feuding with one another. But nobody said anything about that. Sorry.

He came to the ring with one...was it faulty? I also noticed early in the show Crystal was decimated in a tag match taking what appeared to be numerous hard core bumps...yet later on she freely runs to the ring and clears it out. Where's the continuity? There's my thoughts That would be the result of someone else writing that match. Then me writing my match and the part where she clears the ring out and not knowing when it's going to go on or what's going to happen in that tag match. Get used to it. It happens a lot.

Yes and nobody give him the answer.....

Now Northstar....how are you going to go an predict Crystal winning whenever you're in my corner standing next to the cage the entire match? Do you have no faith in your ability to help me win?

*bangs head on desk* Dude you aren't even trying to hide the fact that you're making it up anymore. It's sad.

I don't think anyone should use it. Along with the word "stoked". They are both vile.

I still want to know where she got the magical mirror panties.

I've just never heard that word used by anyone over 21......and the ones under 21 that say it I feel embarassed for.

Oh dear god no.......

Same here, although it rained like crazy last night. They keep putting now in the forecast and then taking it out a day or two later. Stupid weathermen, they should know by now that you can't predict Texas weather. Yeah it rained pretty damn hard here to.....now it's sunny and warm again.

Choken..........did you just say banging?

I believe there QB got a big head and the offensive line decided to quit protecting him....if I remember what I heard right.

Diesel wasn't in the Final Four in 97 was he? Remember the Final Four match? Vader/UT/Austin/Hart

Well I was at the Chinese New Year Party last night so I needed some sleep damn you all! And I'm ready for the Rumble because I haven't really watched wrestling in about a month due to football and basketball.