Damaramu

Damn the 49ers! They used to be my favorite team. I still love them but damn they need help to return to there past glory. And one of those things is getting rid of Jeff Garcia's dumbass! He's definetly no Joe Montana and hell he's not even a Steve Young! He's not a real 49er QB dammit! (and don't get me started on ole' Elvis...or as I like to call him "the downfall")

I dunno......good question. *pulls pole out of ground* Does anyone here that rumbling? *the bar falls down* Oops...................*runs out the door which is the only thing standing.......jumps in car and speeds off*

You know....3 people came into work wearing LSU hats today....they said "We're here to return our car." I said "Not in those hats your not." I was just joking. The dad had a good laugh and said "It'll be a great game. I can't wait." the mom proceeded to go into a 20 minute lecture about how LSU is going to whip OU's ass. Not ever once offering up anything about the game besides "LSU rocks! Just you wait! You're in denial! They rock! They're going to destroy OU!" I just stared at her the whole time while the husband rolled his eyes. Suffice to say.......I no longer talk about football with the general public.

Oh I think I can still watch enough. I can watch every bowl game and every NFL game. Then again College and NFL are different. But I can still absorb the position. I really think I'm going to be a defensive lineman. I don't think that I'm to small(i'm freaking huge already...and if i were to pump up i'd be a monster) and besides it's hard to find guys my size. I think I can really do something here. I am having the confidence that I can make it. Now I just have to get my body ready for it.

Zsasz....lighten up. You bitch about us more than we bitch about WWE.

Yeah I've been thinking of all of this. I need to find some books....I guess I'll go to the mall tomorrow and find out. Oh and.....I have a basic knowledge of football. I've been casually watching for a long time but I still love the game from what I watched casually. Just recently I got hardcore into watching. But I know I've always had it at the back of my mind. You may say "Well he just started watching....everyone wants to play when that happens" well I know that's not the case. I know I've ALWAYS kicked myself over not playing even if I didn't always watch. But now that I'm watching I'm saying "I can't believe I never did this!" I've always wanted to and my window of opportunity is dissapearing. I wish I could've played in Junior High b/c that would've been the optimal time to play. Well I didn't get that chance. I know College isn't the best time to start but it's better than being 25 and trying to walk onto a pro team. Which wouldn't happen.

Maybe I'm have pent up inner homosexual feelings that even I don't know about and they are manifesting themselves on this messageboard. Oh. But I don't think that's it. I love women and my little buddy dies at the sight of men.

Well first I decided to just have a parole officer. I was just going to make him a badass that follows me around. Well then I saw an episode of South Park with Mr. Slave and then right after that I heard a Village People song. I was like "Hmm.....Rod can be a gay cop....and he can act like Mr. Slave....that'd be hilarious." or Maybe I'm have pent up inner homosexual feelings that even I don't know about and they are manifesting themselves on this messageboard.

Are you sure? I don't know if I have the speed to be chasing some skinny WR down the field.

*goes to love tester* YOU ARE.......SEXY BEAST! *Rod goes to Love Tester* YOU ARE........HELLO ROD! Ok......what the fuck is that all about!?

Generally I don't see many defensive lineman pulling pass coverage. Generally I see defensive lineman heading for the QB while linebackers and such cover the wide recievers. See what I'm saying?

Hmm......perhaps Fitzgerald has been exposed?

I was just saying that's what the attitude I have is going to be. Because if I'm a defensive lineman my attitude is "Kill whatever has that ball"

Hey I think he had a russian girl in his class and I believe he got her to go out with him. But everything else, the boyfriend, the crying, the date descriptions....they're BS.

Rod: I've had better..........*rolls his eyes* Rod you freak.........oh and...........*no sells beer bottle and continues to drink*

Ah.....well in my experience the rest of you are men as well. You like that feeling as well. I think I'll post pictures of myself before spring training so you can see the improvement.

Where's my update of this crap!?

*no sells, Rod dick-butts Sandman* Rod: Hey cutie! *Dama shows Sandman Rod's contract that says he will no sell all negative physical contact* Now someone give me a beer. Uh-oh. What's that supposed to mean? I'm a hoss...I no-sell it's my thing. I no sell everything....including death. *Rod walks up to piss* HEY! HE'S TAKEN BY SOMEONE ELSE! BACK OFF ROD! Why don't you see if you can get Sandman to shove an axe up your ass? Rod: OOOOH!

*no sells, Rod dick-butts Sandman* Rod: Hey cutie! *Dama shows Sandman Rod's contract that says he will no sell all negative physical contact* Now someone give me a beer.

What he said............

Is Bored paying the coaches off? *checks and sees Bored has picked LSU in the Sugar Bowl* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still tied for 17....dammit CanadianChris...quit hogging the box.

Hmm.....I'll just go to try outs then. I dunno it's funny...in all my experience working out I welcome the soreness the next day. I don't know why but I just love that feeling. I don't know why. It just feels good.

Damn you Cal! Damn you and your down to the wire miracles!

Yeah tomorrow I'm going up for pure cardiovascular workout. I'm going to do a couple(hundred....j/k) laps around the pool and then I'm going to play Basketball and Racquet ball with a friend. Those will really help my hand eye coordination and footwork I believe. Plus they will increase my endurance and work me out good. Then on Sunday...I hit the weights! Then on Monday I hit the pool and court again! I dunno when I should have a day of rest though...... Also I was thinking....maybe I should set up some flags in my yard and try to zig zag through them with a football in my hand to work on my footwork....and footwork if I ever get a fumble. Also......to someone that knows about college sports. My dad said they'd have spring training BEFORE walk on try outs. So does that mean I can go to spring training and then try out? Or will I have to try out before I can even go to training? Also anyone know of a good site where I can bone up on my NCAA football rules and maybe even Big XII formations?