Damaramu

Well we know Ole's booking record......I think Meltz could outbook him any day of the week.

Eli Manning? Boo....I like Doug Flutie. Such a waste of talent.......*shakes head*

Well I know Meltzer's talked about his girlfriend before and he has a kid. He's not your stereotypical internet fat wrestling geek. Have you seen the guy? He's fucking jakked.

*tries to move* Dammit! My mod powers don't work! *looks at title* Oh...I forgot....I am a mere mortal like the rest of you.

There is a computer forum for this type of thing.......

Man...I just don't understand the getting high thing. Maybe I'm missing the fun somehow. Or maybe I'm immune to it. I did it a total of about 12 times. Never felt a god damn thing. So when someone is like "This is good shit!" I'm like "What? You're acting!" because you know...I'm god and everyone is judged on my standards(if that was true this'd be a sad sad world.) So I pretty much decided "This is dumb" and haven't done it since the 9th grade. I've got better things to do besides sit around and get high anyways....or in my case....not get high because it does nothing to me........

Yeah my mom is telling me that if I come in there with the correct attitude and looking like I know what the hell I'm doing plus being in tremendous shape then they may just see something and put me on the prep squad or red shirt me. So I think if I can do all those things then I'll make it. I can't tell if I have a good shot or a bad shot. At press time I don't have any shot. But in 3 months I will probably have a great shot.

You forgot to mention that Orton can't even dream of having the talent The Rock has.

"Let's meet the defense for the Oklahoma Sooners. Here we have The Mighty Damaramu."

For the very last time for the extremely dense people. We want somebody new. This much is true. BUT WE DON'T WANT THE NEW PERSON TO SUCK WORSE THAN WHAT WE HAVE BEFORE. ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE ARE BETTER NEW GUYS WAITING TO WRESTLE BUT THEY ARE GETTING PASSED UP IN FAVOR OF A PIECE OF SHIT IN THE RING. NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Yeah I was thinking about that to. I'm just afraid that I'm not even going to get the chance to try out. Or I'm going to walk into try outs and get laughed out of the stadium. That's why I've been working out so hard...so that I'm in great shape and that I'm built like a house. I have broad shoulders and a huge frame which would make me in addition to being tall very wide. Which is why I think I should be a defensive lineman. But I'm fine with being on special teams. I just want to play. Period. Be it on the prep squad or at games. I'm just afraid I'll get cut at try outs. Or they'll see that I haven't played before and say "Don't bother." So I guess I need to work on the confidence beforehand. I've looked for statistics on the walk-on deal but I can't find anything. I hear that a lot of walk-ons are looked down on and most of the time don't even make the prep squad cut. And then some walk-ons turn into gigantic stars. But I bet those walk-ons played in High School. But like I said.....I may get out there and have a gigantic natural talent that I didn't know about.

Who ever said Batista was better than Randy Orton? Batista would be about the only guy about whom I could say that I'd rather see Orton win the Rumble than him. Orton hasn't done near enough to deserve a shot at what is supposedly the biggest show of the decade. *raises hand* I did. I can actually sit through a Batista match or promo without trying to figure out something else to do. I can't do that with Orton. Anytime I see Orton's face I walk away.

I think it's funny that he picked a football player for his story. It makes it even more teen movie like. Because in those movies all High School football players are loudmouthed assholes looking to score.

I wasn't saying that I want to rush the QB everytime! I was merely giving an example. No I don't know all of that. But I am working on it. I'm studying. I plan on taping all the big bowl games(especially OU/LSU since that's where I'm going) and studying each play and watching what the defensive lineman does and how he reacts. Plus my dad was a defensive lineman in High School(he's 6'6" and about 300 pounds) so I'm going to use him to help me practice and learn what I need to do.

Well let's see.......Orton sucks......and well.........Orton sucks........and umm........Orton sucks........and umm..........Batista is better than he is. Why does Orton get the god push? I mean Batista is young...and he's a hoss!

Well the Colts pull it out in the end.....but if they play like that in the playoffs........goodbye.

I'm 19. Hey Jason White's like 24(well he's been playing forever though) so I think I'm a good age. Yeah I figured if I go out there not giving up and asking the coaches for help or showing them that I want to be there then I can earn myself a place easily.

Wow Laz you sounded like me. You're standing there while everyone is getting high around you just going "What's the big deal? This sucks." I sometimes think that more people act high than they actually are. And I think being high is more of a mental thing anyways. I mean sure there's a chemical reaction there but most of the way people act is all in there head.

Jeez Colts.....what's the deal!?

Well I'm not saying I'm going to run out there like I'm a dumb beast screaming "SMASH!"

Aha! I found my old punching bag in the garage. Now I can hang it up and use it to practice blocking and tackling, and also get my stance and my explosion down. I can also place it down in the backyard and jump over it practicing foot work and agility, I can also use it to jump over and practice my rolling and quickly getting to my feet and exploding up. If I don't make it on the team this spring...I'm definetly going to make it next spring if I keep up with my pace. A question for those that have played though or know some coaches. What kind of an attitude and demeanor are they looking for? I mean I figured since I'm going for defensive lineman I should go in there looking like a mean SOB. I had a friend that played football and he said "You have to show the coach that you are ruthless." I guess I go in there looking like I'm angry and be as aggressive as possible. I'm a walk on. Show the coach I have something to prove and that I'm going to prove it. Never give up do everything he tells me to do. If I fail try it again until I get it or he tells me to take a hike. I figure they're looking for someone that won't give up and is willing to learn and improve. Who knows they could see something and red shirt me.

I'm watching the Cowboys/Saints game..........

I smoked weed a few times in the 9th grade. Nothing. I did it....felt nothing. Everyone around me was "I'm so stoned!" I took several giant hits and held it in forever. Nothing. I looked around at all the people around me acting like idiots...still nothing. Suffice to say....I don't smoke weed. It's just not fun.

*Pulls back up.* Hey guys....I heard there was an accident........but now everything looks fine........*shifty eyes* I guess everyone was killed....huh? *Rod walks up* OH GOD DAMMIT!

Are you guys fighting in the bar rubble? And sorry about that Blue...you should've warned us about this pole.