Damaramu

Ding dong the Hulk is dead!

BAH! Bugs was the Undertaker of cartoons! The bastard never sold and always won! I liked Road Runner vs. Wile E. Coyote! Wait....Road Runner never sold either! Hell nobody sold in Looney Toons! They no sold death all the time!

So it'll be like The Brady Bunch. That was a parody of the old one.

THANK YOU! Good night!

Dear god. They just get worse by the week. This show makes NO sense. Let's job the WGTT in there return match to a novelty act that went stale 3 years ago! Let's give the unover pieces of shit the tag belts but wait........they don't pin Chavo.......they pin Eddie! Why it's genius...oh wait it's not. It's incredibley fucking stupid. Oh and let's job the US champ and the World Champion to Undertaker...at the same time......several times in one match. Good god.....fuck you WWE and fuck your stupid ass booking.

Why in the hell would the Basham's beat one of the most over teams right after not being able to beat the APA without the help of the man beast? Oh god......they're transitional champions.....oh god the APA will be Tag Champs again.......NOOOOO!

*yet still praying* Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.

*still praying* Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake. Be fake.

*prays* Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake.

*gives Zack the dreaded....MELVIN~!* What do you think of that! You might as well join the boys choir now!

Oh god that was funny. He told a joke at the beginning of a board meeting with everyone laughing and said "Well thank you! Goodbye!" and walked out. Classic.

If you think about it.....it was Kevin Sullivan's fault. I mean he made them travel together and tried to get them to devlop a husband and wife chemistry just because he wanted the angle to seem more real. He practically through her at Benoit. And I mean that's asking for trouble. I mean what woman could resist the rugged toothless good looks of Benoit?

He mighty just be really close to her in real life.....

Hmmm......what new inventions will you come up with tomorrow? *Justsoyouknow has a cooking show* "And I discovered that when you put cheese and bread together on a grill.....it melts the cheese and simultaneously toasts the bread....producing grilled cheese. Voila!" *crowd goes wild and begins chanting his name*

Actually your previous line that led up to this is going in my sig. YOU ARE DOUBLE SIG WORTHY!

Ah........steel jaws....... *dreams about it* Can I lose the helmet? It makes me look like Ralph the motorcycle mouse. I could pull of a beret.

*joins Papacita* Man I'm running out of magic contracts! I didn't waste that one for nothing! *hits Sturgis with briefcase*

Umm....I can't......damn.........you're dickless......you're a eunich.

*produces second magical contract* It is done Papa.

*produces one of the Mick Foley magic contracts from his briefcase* I'm using this hear Magic Contract to make Papacita the special guest referee of that match....oh and Chyna has to wrestle buck naked.

Oh.....sounds like the kind of crap he would say at the old smark board....I seem to remember him banning people for disagreeing with him.......

Is that from the old smarks board?

Cool.....here's hoping the shows booking reflects the GM change. I mean that would be stupid to have the shows be booked the EXACT SAME WAY with a new GM. Then again RAW didn't really change with a new GM.

NO!.....ugh........*suddenly reveals that he is Jaws from James Bond and bites New Me's penis off* CHOMP! CHOMP!