The Metal Maniac

I only threw up in a bar (not counting in the bathroom) once. The worst part was, I was literally about 10 feet from the bathroom when it happened; it wasn't too bad, I just threw up a bit, then managed to hold it in until I got to the toilet. As soon as I walked out of the bathroom someone asked me to leave; they weren't dicks about it or anything though, and I *knew* it was gonna happen, so's I just left.

I think that Iranian dude has at least one point; it wasn't really right (in my opinion) for the Allied nations to tell the Palestininans to get out of their own country, because the Jews are moving in. I mean, yeah, I know that they *used* to live there, but in my eyes, it's the same as like, Germany telling everyone in Texas to move out, because they're giving the land back to the Natives.

Pro wrestling looks nothing at all like a real fight, and to think otherwise is ignorant. Two words: Irish Whip.

I just wanted to say that HOLY SHIT, the IWGP belt is beyond fucking awesome. http://www.midwestwrestling.com/championsh...2/IWGPdone9.jpg IT HAS THE FUCKING NAMES OF PAST CHAMPIONS ON IT. That's fucking great.

Why would it matter if they did? The whole friggin' movie is sci-fi-y.

"Uh, this tour guide mentions nothing about Germany from 1939 onward..." "EVERYONE WAS ON VACATION!"

Well, where *did* all those Jews go, then?

Ong-Bak all the way. I think my favourite fight in the movie is the one against the afro guy who dances a lot. I just thought it was really neat how they showed Jaa figure him out. Like, for a while buddy was able to throw the kicks, but eventually Jaa figured him out enough that every time one of his feet left the ground for a kick, Jaa's foot was already there, blocking it. Also, when Jaa starts throwing fists, and you can practically see him thinking "If I throw a punch like this, he dodges that way; a punch like that, he dodges this way. So if I throw two punches then kick in this general area, that's where his head is going to be." I love that. Though I think the single best move in the movie is when he does the flying knee to the head of the guy on the bike.

And? That's three in what, like 5 years? Being nice for 15 minutes doesn't excuse being an asshole for a day.

Now I remember what else I wanted to say. I don't really see the point of a Wolverine movie right now. I mean, Sabertooth, his arch-enemy, is presumably dead. I mean, sure, he has a healing factor too, so they could have him still be alive but....why? If I remember correctly, in the first X-Men movie they don't even seem like they know each other. Besides that, the guy who gave him the adamantium is also dead. But Wolverine now knows where he got it from; isn't *that* what a Wolverine movie should've been about in the first place? Him discovering the secret of his origin and all that? I dunno, seemed like they gave away too much, if that was their plan.

IE. All I get when I click is that broken Quicktime logo thingie.

I believe the proper term is "dune coon".

Smoking pot tends to make me more anti-social, which is a bad thing, on account of the fact that I'm not a very social person to begin with. Outside of that, nothing major happens, at least nothing unexpected. I mean, I get paranoid and tend to laugh a lot, but just about everyone else does that, so not much point in mentioning it. Though I already did. Hm.

I wish my computer had eyeballs so I could jam a knife in them. I just spent 15 fucking minutes updating goddamned Quicktime and it *still* won't fucking play. JESUS FUCK, this makes me irate. I just wanna see Juggernaught - is that really too much to ask? Fucking piece of shit computer.

HBK doesn't take credit for the Sharpshooter spot in his book. He says, quite plainly, that it was Bret's idea.

The sad part is, I can almost see that in an ad campaign: "Pepsi - For the Progress of Society!"

I myself have theorized that someone is observing the computer from somewhere on the mainland, and should anyone fail to press the buttons on time, they will *know* that something is wrong and send a rescue team. Wouldn't that suck?

Too much like two-day old, flat Pepsi. Plus, people (as near as I can tell) tend to be resistant to any kind of change, much less a change that makes it impossible to actually buy real Coke. I drink Coke more often, but I like a can of Pepsi now and then. Only cans though; I dunno why. And did you know that it's still possible to buy new Coke? It's called Coke II. That said, the soft drink that almost killed the biggest soft-drink company in the world did better on taste tests then any other. Thus, taste tests are crap. Hell, I remember doing Pepsi taste tests in like, malls and shit when they were doing promotions; I always said Pepsi tasted better (though I perfer Coke) because I could tell the difference and I wanted free stuff.

RRR (or anyone else interested, for that matter): What you said is really close to this really neat theory a friend of mine showed me, so I thought you might be interested in this. Oh, fair warning - this theory seems solid enough (to me, anyway) that I think a good chunk of it could be true, so possible SPOILAHZ~! abound. http://www.4815162342.com/forum/viewtopic....der=asc&start=0

Because if you weren't holding the knife, it'd still be taking up space on your desk.

You know, before New Coke was released, it was put through taste tests; it tested better then both Coke or Pepsi. Just sayin'. Oh, I'm eating chocolate cake.

A story told by someone on the Andre the Giant A&E Biography: Andre was in a bar drinking one night, and these two guys were being total dicks to him, for whatever reason. Andre put up with it for a while, until one of the guys crossed the line. Andre stood up, and the two of them took off. Andre followed them outside the bar, and found them in their car. Andre walked up to the car, turned it over onto it's roof, and left.

I once rode a GT, which was tied to the back of a buddy's car, which was driving across frozen *salt water*. Yes, it was that fucking cold. Anyway, things were going well until he started fishtailing, which made me kinda swing all over the ice, until I could no longer see the car; I took this as my cue to jump off the GT, and ended up hiting my back against the hubcap of one of his tires; they all thought I was dead or something, because they saw me go toward the tire, then they heard *thump*. So, considering how close I actually came to dying, I think that was the riskiest thing I've ever done. Except for maybe that time when some guy asked me why I was dancing with his girlfriend, and I said "If she's your girlfriend, why's she dancing with me?" He was huge, so that was pretty risky too.

I've never seen him hit the RKO out of "anywhere" like DDP could hit the diamond cutter. When Orton back-body drops someone, and gives them the RKO on the way down, then maybe...until then, it still looks like a bad diamond cutter.

No. I've hated Orton for quite some time, mostly because I've never seen him do anything to warrant his placement on the card (besides being his father's son), he used to do that stupid pose of his at least 15 times before a match would start, people *say* he has "the look" even though he really doesn't (lanky jackass is "the look"?), the majority of his pops seem to come from women who only cheer for him because they think he's hot (which is another rant in and of itself; sometimes I really hate femarks) and despite all this, (plus a bombed title run) someone still seems to think that this fucking tithead is the future of the business. Plus the fact that he apparantly just walked into WWE offices one day and said "I'm Bob Orton's son, give me a job!" while actual, *talented* wrestlers who've been busting their asses for years get nothing. Oh, and the Legend Killer gimmick is stupid. Yeah, you hit a diamond cutter on a 50-year old man; no one will ever remember him anymore. So no, everyone wasn't.