Ravenbomb

wow, they're giving Balls a shirt?

pfft. That thing wouldn't help me at all. I've got tons of post-it notes on the cabinet doors above my computer.

I got so into his character the few times he was on that I'd be willing to say that he's still arguably the MVP of season 2

EFA

A vasectomy is birth control. My testicles will still produce sperm, it just won't go into the semen. If I really wanted to, post snip, I could still have kids.

-I've been loving Striker's character (and agreeing on some of his points), but the stingray comment was not cool at all. I'll hope for better from him next week. -Punk coming out during the Shannon Moore bit was great. I saw someone's shadow on the wall and just thought it was a production person. I loved that "do something" look he gave Moore while Moore stood there looking like he was about to cry.

I took an IQ test a while ago and got (IIRC) 168.

squirrels are not real animals. The government, in conjunction with the oil companies, discovered that acorns can be processed into a cheaper and more efficient fuel. But since they didn't want any testing done where anybody would notice, they genetically bred squirrels, and made it so that they'd gather acorns and drop them at certain posts for later retrieval. They're using the acorns to make fuel that is cheaper for them, but they aren't making it any more efficient for us to use.

Best. Segment. Ever.

Steve Irwin shot = not cool

tag team matches were easy. I'd just tag out, drag the legal opponent out of the ring and get them counted out

oh, TAG!

Internet Explorer

Whenever I go to a page with flash on it and have my cursor over the flash file, it has this dotted line thing around it and I can't do anything with it until I click the dotted line away. It didn't used to do this, how do I make it go away?

hope Jake Roberts is a legend and you don't need to get the PSP version to use him this time

no Joey Styles in the unplayable character list = no ECW division

cunnilingus for rednecks?

well, it is the size of a Buick...

House of Leaves by Mark Danielewski

sperm only makes up 1% of your semen. You still shoot, there's just no sperm in it

condoms have a 2-15% chance of not working, as opposed to the .0000023% chance of a vasectomy not working (ie: the tubes re-connecting)

I'm 20 (don't know if you'd consider that really young or not)

So in a couple weeks I'm gonna be making an appointment to get a vasectomy. Anybody here gotten the clip that can give me some sage-like words of wisdom?

Just found out about Genshiken's second season. Hmph. I'd rather them do an actual second season to it than a Kujubiki Unbalanced season

mid $2.40's here