Where is Lita at here? You can't leave her out of this. She should be sleeping wth both Matt and Shannon not to mention Jeff's corpse (since no one bothered to inform her that Jeff is in fact dead, not that it would phase Lita all that much).
Matt Hardy: It wasn't me.
Lita: [scoffs] Yeah, right. Who was it? Shannon?
Matt Hardy: [to Shannon] Was it you?
Shannon Moore: I was up here the whole time.
Lita: You two better quit it.
Matt Hardy: I'm serious.
Lita: So, we didn't jus have sex in the bathroom?
Matt Hardy: No.
Lita: Stop it. This isn't funny.
Matt Hardy: I'm not kidding. I just came in from outside.
Lita: This isn't fucking funny Matt!
Matt Hardy: I'm not fooling around!
[to Shannon]
Matt Hardy: Who went back there?
Shannon Moore: Nobody, I swear!
Lita: I feel nauseous.
Matt Hardy: Are you sure there's somebody back there?
Lita: Well I didn't just fuck myself! Jesus Christ, I think I'm gonna be sick!
Shannon Moore: You just fucked a total stranger?
Matt Hardy: Shut the fuck up!
Lita: I can't belive this...
Matt Hardy: Call the police!
Lita: No, don't!
Shannon Moore: Why?
Matt Hardy: Because there's a stranger in our bathroom and he just raped Lita!
Shannon Moore: But she said that she did all the work.
Matt Hardy: Would you shut the fuck up! Who the fuck's in our bathroom?