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Go buy the new WWE magazine. I think they tell you how to build one out of cardboard. Seriously, I think that's true.

Taker is trying to isolate TBS's skull!?

They should mention how Taker once forced TBS to carry a motorcycle through the desert.

I want a Renfield type of character to join the vampire group.

You think Taker will stick around after tonight?

I want that "collectible" from BK now.

Alright, I enjoyed that finish. I'm shocked that he didn't get a DQ, weird.

I thought it was ok also. I'm happy seeing Balls and Sabu get this sort of exposure. Tazz and Styles are HORRIBLE on this show, good lord.

So...Sabu gets another DQ I guess.

I can't stand hearing Tazz and Joey Styles call this show.

They should have had Paul Heyman do this gimmick, but remain a face. He could say the same things and everything, but just let the fans turn on him on their own instead of having him screw RVD and making himself a blatant heel. I'd like to see how they would respond to what he's saying without the obvious "HE'S A HEEL NOW" turn.

It's Rick Rude, again this week!

The film of which we are not to speak! Hurry, someone get the magic rocks!

Most of you may think that I like everything, but if you pay close attention there are certain things I hate. I usually don't like wasting my time on talking about things I don't like. I have to really, really hate something enough to make me care enough to even mention it. M. Night Shyamalan is one of those things. Go back and read what I had to say about the pile of shit that is The Village. Anyway, let's get this started. Here are a few of the quick quotes from RT so far (13% right now with only 8 reviews in): "Shyamalan does project genuine menace and suspense into this mundane location, especially in nighttime scenes. But the magic that would transport you from reality into fantasy is missing." -- Kirk Honeycutt, HOLLYWOOD REPORTER "Shyamalan has followed The Village with another disappointment -- a ponderous, self-indulgent bedtime tale." -- Brian Lowry, VARIETY "This misbegotten project is Shyamalan's weakest thriller--senseless, verbose, convoluted. It might be remembered for featuring the director himself as a wannabe writer, and a film critic from hell who complains, there are no original stories left..." -- Emanuel Levy, EMANUELLEVY.COM "Shyamalan is mystically assuming that any idea or image that pops into his skull will make a shapely tale, no matter how much cock-and-bull logic he has to invent to Gorilla Glue it together." -- Michael Atkinson, VILLAGE VOICE "Like Splash reworked by a grandiose Sunday-school teacher." -- David Edelstein, NEW YORK MAGAZINE "The premise -- a mystical water nymph living under the swimming pool of a drab apartment complex -- is intriguing, yet the mythology Shyamalan builds around his main characters is forced, pretentious and outright silly at times." -- David Germain, ASSOCIATED PRESS And my personal favorite so far: "Has M. Night Shyamalan lost his damn mind?" -- Sean Burns, PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY Here is the entire review for that one. I'm putting it in spoiler tags since it does reveal a few things:

Wow, this new guy is just horrible.

Was Eureka any good?

I call for an angle where Vince takes all five members of the SS to a crazy mad scientist to get them morphed into a single super-wrestler. Give the gimmick to a hoss that they haven't had debut yet, and have him wear half ripped SS get up. The Spirited Hulk. Exactly. It's the only logical next step in this feud.

I call for an angle where Vince takes all five members of the SS to a crazy mad scientist to get them morphed into a single super-wrestler. Give the gimmick to a hoss that they haven't had debut yet, and have him wear half ripped SS get up.

I guess we should wait until the show goes off to really speak out on it. Once again, DX gets the upperhand. This booking continues to confuse me.

They really love to fuck people over in their home town don't they...

I've never seen the point of this contest at all, but even more so since they now only allow chicks who already have an agent and into modeling/acting, and all of that.

Wow, could the fans there care less about Nitro?

And there you go...

I also liked how Hogan looked off to the side just seconds before Orton came from the same exact direction.

This is almost as great as X-Pac's shilling of that energy drink.