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One of my least favorite things about WWE right now is how the commentators are forced to, well, force out laughs. I can't put into words how much I hate that.

I think Carlito is one stupid fuck for dumping Maria for Trish.

Yeah, only I shudder to think what WWE booking and writing would do to her. True. Oh, and I also once dreamt about a Kurt Angle/Terri Gold team-up. To this day, I still remember Beckie The Farmer's Daughter's 450 Splash (The Barnburner maybe?). Heck, back then it was one of my favorite that I'd ever seen. EDIT: Score! http://www.wowe.com/superstars/beckie/default.php

I think the trailer looks pretty slick. I'd be willing to check it out.

Crispin Glover would be the perfect guy to be the next Joker: But mold it so that he plays a version more along the lines of this: Crispin as the Conrad Veidt (Gwynplaine from The Man Who Laughs) version of a dark Joker, would be perfect in the Christopher Nolan Batman universe.

Eh, for what it's worth I remember all of that also.

HHH better keep his eye on ______________ (fill in the blank with either Lawler or Orton).

I can deal with this team...

I liked his running jumping knee at the end of the clip.

Well holy shit, I didn't expect that at all.

That stupid bitch. This is for the CW title, not tag team.

I don't think so. I meant that we might be seeing him be signed here pretty soon.

A few bits from PWInsider: -Super Crazy did not take on Helms for the title because, like Khali and Bobby Lashley, there is a medical situation forcing WWE to keep Crazy out of the ring. -As of right now, this is not a situation where Khali, Lashley, and Crazy are suspended. They're just benching them for now because of certain things that came up in their physicals. -WWE is doing all of this with an iron fist, and are without a doubt taking the wellness program totally seriously. -Kid Kash and Jamie Noble will be sitting out for about a month or so because WWE feels that there is a personal situation going on with one, possibly both, of them. After they take care of whatever the issue is, they will be brought back. -As far as the tag division goes, Aaron "The Idol" Stephens & Casey James will more than likely be at the SD tapings this week, and might even be on TV. (correct me if those names are wrong) -WWE did debut Oleg Prudius (once again, spelling?) at a RAW house show recently, so he should be showing up here pretty soon on TV. -Nick Burck (worker from Texas, from CZW, etc...) has been doing a lot of work with WWE right now backstage doing test promos, where they're thinking about bringing him in under his gimmick (Nicky Benz character, something along the lines of Tom Jones?) -Colt Cabana could be showing up soon.

I kid, I kid. I wish them all the best of luck.

I've watched plenty of movies in my life, but in all of my 26 years, I have never seen a theater full of people erupt in laughter at the end of a film, because of how horrible the movie was. That is, until I saw Lady in the Water last night. I saw it with my 14 year old niece and my 15 year old nephew, and they both hated it, saying that it was one of the worst movies that they've ever seen. I'll try to think of more to say about the cluttered mess of a film soon.

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I'll agree, but only the first time you watch it and then only if you don't guess the ending before it happens on screen. The movie has no replay value at all unless it's just to see it again one more time with the knowledge of the ending. After that, when you are able to watch it with open and critical eyes, the faults of the actual film fly off of the screen and hit you right in the face. Personally, overall, I liked Unbreakable better than The Sixth Sense, and that's not saying a hell of a lot. Here is the second "positive" quote from RT: "The critic in me wants to boo and hiss and cry in disappointment. The 5-year-old in me wants to stand up and applaud." -- Alex Sandell, JUICY CEREBELLUM

From PWInsider: And this:

Yeah, not all of it is spoilers and there's a lot of funny shit in all of it.