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All I need is Maria. Just bring her out, have her walk around for a few mintues, and I'd love this segment.

Are they going to have Batista beat Coach, and have everyone thinking JR is coming back, only to have Vince say that the deal was only if Austin beat Coach could JR return?

You had to love the look on Kane's face as TBS went for the superplex.

Only if Tank Abbot took him up on it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If only he gets to sing "Ain't Nothin' But a Tank Thing" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No. He must finally debut the Tank Sinatra character that we never got to see in WCW.

They are already setting up TBS and Kane as a tag team, and HBK is in the ring with Cena.

Even Lawler didn't know who those guys are.

I wonder how Dave felt while typing all of that up. They need to bring back Aldo Montoya.

The Heart Throbs are coming out, and they are dressed as gay sex fiends.

The Golden Girls theme song. And now, the night is complete.

Grisham has proven useful tonight. And Cena telling him that he wanted Harry, and not his normal self, was great.

Wow, they've already replaced Austin with Batista on WWE.com, and Vader and Goldest are showing as in Coach's corner.

Ok, is it still set that if Coach is defeated, JR gets his job back? If so, why would Vince pretty much put Coach in there with Batista? I know, I know, I shouldn't try to make sense of anything tonight.

They should have had HHH just walk away without his music playing him out there.

OMG!!!!!!!!

I just read a report stating that Mark Henry did now show up for the segment because Vader got hungry just prior to it.

Say what you will about that segment, but it brought out 142 users to this thread, and that's AFTER the segment is now over.

So I take it that Shelton/Sting is on for tonight.

That was easily one of the greatest wrestling segments ever, for a ton of reasons.

Vader fell getting out of the ring. Instant classic!!!

*head fucking explodes into a million pieces*

Is WWE putting on a bizarro world episode of RAW for Halloween or what?

I'm watching Coach in there, with Goldust (who wasn't even in WWE the other day) beat up Funaki (a SD guy). No way anyone could have predicted this.

What in the world is going on with WWE tonight?

Maybe they realized their other choice is a pile of shit?