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So Kelly will finally agree to be Balls' girlfriend, then right at the last second before they make out she slaps him and tells him to fuck off and just continues being with Miz?

Why exactly did they just give us a 17 minute Mike Knox match on TV?

I simply said HBK because some people have mentioned him having something to do with those videos as well, although I find it highly unlikely. Imagine the pop if Orton comes out, no Cena, the lights go down and then one of those videos starts to play, then out comes Jericho to fight for, and win, the WWE title. That would be the best moment in wrestling in years. Although it's not likely, so meh.

How about Orton vs. either a returning HBK or Jericho, whoever those videos are all about?

Ha, that guy had a look of pure terror on his face waiting for the spike from Umaga.

Ugh, I'd much rather have seen Umaga make his return later in the night to beat up HHH out of nowhere.

...and the award for Best Acting by a Midget in Wrestling goes to...Hornswoggle!

Do I keep hearing the fans chant for Holly?

Holly, woohoo! It's great to see him back in action after all of his problems.

Here at the Game Stop in Clemson, SC they already have 6-10 people camping out waiting for the game.

I spotted the coach from Home Movies and Roger from American Dad in the Cantina.

I've been laughing at King of the Hill more than I did during that Simpsons episode. It wasn't a horrible Simpsons episode, but instead it just wasn't what I was expecting for the first episode of this season.

Ok, that Simpsons opening kicked ass.

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I could see them doing a storyline, even if just short term, where Andy and Kelly get together.

I'm thinking that I'm going to love the shows tonight, especially this: http://tv.yahoo.com/falltv2007/family-guy/...ZYFNeSJz.NLO4t4

Someone out there needs to edit that .gif to include blood squirting out of Teddy right at the moment of "impact".

Holy shit, now that's some fantastic acting by Teddy Long.

Considering a lot of the WWE workers out there weren't even around when Godfather was a major fixture in the company, I can imagine them all wondering, in character, just who the fuck he is. I'm so sorry, but I've laughed at almost all of this. Loved seeing Patterson staying behind, holding Brisco back.

It could've been fun to see Cryme Tyme in this segment.

Ha, Finlay just hitting Rey with the mic out of nowhere is my "WWE moment of the week".

Ah, I forgot about that. Still, it was pretty much for no reason since I really doubt it'll lead anywhere and his attack was totally pointless in that he was still destroyed in a few seconds.

Welcome to the party Mik.

And then you have Cody Rhodes coming out for no fucking reason at all, just to get destroyed in a few seconds without leaving an impact at all in any way. I've almost decided that the segment was so horrible that it was awesome.