Special K

Phillip K Dick would be proud.

I <3 Laz. He's got it so right.

I like 'em STUBBLY, so their whiskers tickle my balls when they suck my dick! A) That's funny B) How do you take that seriously? How?

Farewell, myth. BWONK BWONK BWONK, BWONK BWONK (choir) BWONK BWONK BWONKBWONKBWONK (choir) Well I entertain myself.

Ok that's sorta sad, if they take it seriously. I've got an admiration for ICP. I believe Violent J is smart as fuck, just a master of marketing. Violent J in interviews has flat out laughed and said 'we SUCK!' They've got a sense of humor towards themselves, how do the juggaloes take it so seriously?

Let me reiterate: Hammer-ons are easy, pull-offs are less easy, but still OK. It's the rapid single notes that kill me.

I still don't think so. I think ICP fans last from about 12-17. The may be fucking terrible, but, hopefully they grow up. Phish and Dave! fans never fuckinf grow up. I may be prejudicied. I have two friends who used to dress up in clown-paint. They look back on the pictures, and laugh. All are successful engineers/computer scientists. I have three friends who love DAVE~! They're all washouts. They can't hold a fucking job. They live with their (2/3) parents and (1/3) girlfriend The innanities of ICP is just being a kid. Same with liking Tool or NIN. The innanity of being a hippy will last a lifetime.

Well if I must....

CAKE FOR YOU! Eat, for tonight is TEA FOR YOU! A tea-party in the constellations The chorus of angels at the window is to you, just your ear playing tricks? The voice saying "I love you, I love you" Eat it.

Pissssss..... This is mine!

HEY GUYS, bring your boners, because we're GIVING AWAY TITS!

A little *fucking* difference

I just.. just wanted to have sexual relations with dead bodies! *fap fap fap*

A mouth full of sores ain't much fun.

It's great, it's crack. It gets you really high.

I'm in Mensa. Also I have a huge penis.

My impression of the Pit is MikeSC condoning rape. Boardum? More like boredom! AM I RIGHT! HIGH FIVE!

CyberMARK will SAVAGE you.

Oh! I want to talk to Czech's left nut! (The right one is an ASSHOLE) He likes Orton and stuff.

I absolutely despise AIM. It puts all this shit on your computer. If only it wasn't my only contact withsome of my old contact friends. And this sexy li'l number I call chezch.

Chave, PM me your IM.

I'll take a quarter.

OK, I think I meant soliloquis, (sp) but, damned if I'm sure.

Ok, I just typed this, and I'm sober. What the fuck?

You all are fucking crazy. I believe there's ET life out there, but only on sheer happenstance. In distant, distant galexies. Do you KNOW how far it is to the next star? Really? It boggles the fuckin' mind.