Mystery Eskimo

::Ominous Music Plays:: A slow motion capture lightens the darken screen, with JR voicing over JR BREAKS THE CRICKET BAT OVER JINGUS' HEAD!!! JINGUS IS DOWN!!! Darkness then. And other shot, with Alfdogg now in the ring, Stephen Joseph, Jesse, and Jingus lying at his feet. ALFDOGG This is called World Without End? Well, your world is now an eternal nightmare... Because it JUST GOT DEADLIER. DEADLIER... Deadlier.. deadlier. VOICES: It has to start somewhere It has to start sometime What better place than here What better time than now! Rage Against the Machine's Guerilla Radio now picks up speed, shots of iZ wrestlers interspersed All hell Dan Black and Blackheart Security pose can't stop us now Stephen, Jesse, Jingus look back All hell The Lightning Crew with PRL walk by the camera can't stop us now Shuffle & Bids hook up, shilloutted by Dangerous A and The Mad Cappa All hell Dan Black again can't stop us now! Alfdogg and The Dangerous Alliance ::End Intro, Cut to JR and Pyro::

The Fall of Haim is just to honour long standing, long serving members, or those who have made an outstanding contribution in a short time. In the Fall of Haim so far are: Big Poppa Popick Caboose Some Guy CWM Tony "The Body" Anglesault Obviously Zack is the major guy not in so far. I'd also point out that nor am I

But the point is that the majority of kids, say ages 12-16, aren't going to be impressed by technical wrestling. They like blood and violence. Sure, backyard is stupid but telling the kids to watch Benoit won't convince them of that.

Yeah, thats fine. We can try and find you a new feud in the mean time, if you're done with G Money. Perhaps a challenger for PRL for the NA strap?

Everything to me tomorrow asap, please.

Amazon are sending it out on the 9th now, phew. Only £29.99 and free delivery

Meh, they're just kids messing around. At least they've found something fun to do rather than vandalize their neighbourhood.

A week and a half? I have it on pre-order from Amazon.co.uk and they're saying November 20-something as a shipping date. Bastards.

yeah, I prefer the spacing left in too. And I thought you match was good, nothing wrong there. Overall a solid show...nothing mind blowing but you can't expect that every PPV.

Alf has enlisted you, apparently without warning! There'll still be some interaction with Mr. Black, however...I have a few ideas on where to go with things...

You, if you can.

It doesn't matter, Leicester and Wolves will both go down anyway. I'm not trying to be funny, its just true. Woo, Forest beat the mighty Bradford~!

So we have: Shuffle vs Vitamin X Non-title: Calvin vs G Money A Ted Weddy match? vs K-Ness perhaps Plus Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Dan Black vs JINGUS Any more?

They should bring back Bastion Booger to tag with Albert.

Would it be wrong to create a Satan CAW and beat Dibiase's ass with it?

That's fine, SJ. Have a good time.

Christ, give Goldberg a break. It doesnt say anywhere that he was pissed off with JR for that comment.

I think he is. For from the vault- Spoiler (Highlight to Read): How about BPP beating Eskimo, as we had the opposite this week? It could be Stephen Joseph's response to that. I remember a couple of matches for the USTV title where BPP won.

The I5 shouldnt conflict with storylines. It's not actually all that important, its just to provide a bit of extra interest. The way I thought of it, losing a match wouldn't demote you out of the top 5 automatically. So if Shuffle loses, for example, he'd stay at number 5, ditto Blurricane at 3. To get into the I5, you have to beat the guy ranked 5th. Jingus stays at number 1- but he has to defend that number 1 position succesfully before he can get another title shot. Of course, this can all be worked around via Dan Black or Stephen Joseph's powers if needs be. Is that ok with everyone?

I know everyone's working on the PPV, but I'd like it if we could think about IZ next week too. Use spoiler tags to save PPV results if necessary SJ, can you come up with another "from the vault" style match? I like that idea. I'd like to get Ted Weddy a debut IZ match too, even if its only against one of our jobbers.

I don't know who's writing your matches at World Without End, but I'd just like to remind you all of your places in the Intense 5 rankings (PRL 2, Blurricane 3, G Money 4, Shuffle 5) and that PRL's and Money's spots will be on the line in these matches. If you could make mention of this in the match that'd be good. If you've already written, don't worry.

Jesus.

:: tapdances for no reason ::

Well I'm having a block writing it, so it'll probably be a last minute submission... Oh, and Jay is posting. Note his new username, Fromdusktilldawn. Or something.

Also, Hogan would probably want to main event. I don't see him settling for a midcard program.