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    3/27: Cancer And "Pensises"

    That's the coolest picture I've ever seen. Does "don't let her get it somewhere else" just mean the whale, or that the whale is banging her in the ass? I also like how they spell "pensis" because it's not spam without at least one word spelled wrong.
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    3/22: #33, It's A Long Way To The Drive Thru If You Want A Happy Meal

    Alaska has the 'no-booze except in liquor stores' rule, but no one really minds because their are liquor stores everywhere, and every Carrs (Safeway, which is the bulk of the grocery stores up here) has an Oaken Keg liquor store attached to it. And the other reason no one minds is because the liquor stores up here have good hours. The one right by my apartment is open until 1am most days, and 2am on weekends.
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    3/11: Tests, Clocks and "Best Ofs"

    I own all his albums (besides the greatest hits album since it'd be pointless) since I love to torture myself but I haven't listened to much besides Diesel and Respect. Respect sucks, and yeah I'll defend Diesel too, although I'm not really sure why. Probably because of all the terribly quoteable lines. PYSCH! So who'd I bump out of the 92 spot?
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    3/11: Tests, Clocks and "Best Ofs"

    It's probably not where you got it from but Shaq does that in his song "I know I got Skillz." I know this because right after that line is "I dribble around the basketball'ums. People call me ET. (What's that Shaq man?) Extra-Tallums!" I've slowly been trying to get my co-workers to call me Extra-Tallums.
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    2/17: UNarmageddon And Lottery Curses

    I always figured I'd do it the opposite. If I won a smaller jackpot I'd take it over the 20-40 years and supplement my income. If I won a larger amount I'd take the lum sum and put most of it in the bank and rake in the interest.
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    2/15: Lost In The Underground

    I've got Sex Packets and love it, yet I've never gotten around to picking up any of their other albums. I'll have to stop being lazy and get more sometime.
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    2/10: Check Out These Door-To-Door Jesus Freaks

    What's worse is when they don't even tell you the before tax price. That's when you know you're in trouble.
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    1/25: #41, Armchair Baseball Trade Critiquing

    Nah he has ADD so it wouldn't work. "I'm declaring operation shutdown." "Oh looks pretty colors!"
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    1/25: #41, Armchair Baseball Trade Critiquing

    I believe the trade happened last week. We'd been trying to deal Adam all off-season and I don't really know why.
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    1/23: Have Passport, Will Travel; Have Brat, Will Not

    I wouldn't mind the passport thing but now I'll need one if I want to drive back to the lower 48. As for the story about the family getting kicked off the airplane, I agree 100% that its awesome. It's one thing if it takes a few minutes to get the kid seated, but if its at the point where they have to hold the plane up then tough shit. Everytime we fly and there's a bunch of crying babies sitting near us I remind my fiance that whenever we have kids they aren't flying for many years. If our parents want to see their grandkids they can come up for a visit, I'm not taking babies on a plane. And as I type that I check my e-mail to see that she's responded to me sending her that article earlier. Response? "No JOKE. I'd have knocked the child out"
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    1/18: Going Out With A Bang (Or A Blog)

    So what was today's road rage incident?
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    91. NFL HOF Profiles: Thurman Thomas.

    Remember that time he rushed for 6 homeruns in a single inning? That was awesome.
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    12/16: Cold Office, Cold Feet

    It's the Final Coutdown! Oh and on a serious note I agree about liking it cold vs. liking it hot. I have troubles being productive in the second half of the day when it's warm.
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    76. Name change. Help me.

    KKKeena of course. Or wait until you get married and change to Queen Leena.
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    12/6: Screwing Over 90 Percent Of The World

    As soon as I saw that he was being charged under a 'new' state law I knew it was in Washington since Beastiality was for some reason legal until now. Silly state. It's unfair? Unfair like killing someone because you're bored?
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    11/16: Where Were You When OJ Beat The Rap?

    We watched the verdict on TV in my 7th grade class (It was math I believe). My school's technology > your schools technology.
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    10/9: Striking Out In Predictions, Paternity Tests

    The paternity article had me really angry, but I calmed down when I saw this line in the McDonalds article. "Store employees caught them in the act, put down their brown food trays and then pinned one suspect to the ground until police arrived." Trying to visualize that just makes me laugh.
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    7/10: #74, France/Rendell -- Who Do I Hate More?

    Amen that you aren't supposed to live on minimum wage. Here in Washington State we have some stupid law that makes minimum wage get adjusted upwards everyyear for inflation or something like that. We have like the highest minimum wage in the nation, it's resulted in less jobs being available, and people still bitch that it's not high enough.
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    7/3: #77, An Incredible All-Star Season

    No love for Craigh T. Nelson? Sad.
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