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Oh man. I remember WANTING to see that one. But no, every other English class watched Juliet's tits, but the Leonardo dicraprio version had just come out on VHS so my teacher got that and made us watch that garbage. Ugg.

I remember when I was in 5th grade there was this big scandle because some teacher at some school nearby showed the 5th grade kids Mrs. Doubtfire, infuriating some parent and, I think, getting the teacher fired. At least showing an R movie to 12 year olds makes some sense that parents might get upset. Oh and I also remember Junior year of highschool near the end of the year in English class we got to choose what movie to watch someday. The choices were two disney movies I forget, or Shawshank Redemption. We voted Shawshank. The teacher grabs the box, and is amazed to see that it's rated R. "Wierd I didn't remember it being rated-R" which means he'd probably only watched it on TNT or something since I always thought of it as a very R movie. So he freaks out and tries to put in one of the disney movies but we whined until he stuck with Shawshank. No one complained and we all enjoyed the movie, but it was hilarious watching our teacher freak out the whole time worried he was going to get fired.

Until the end of the NHL Eastern Confernce finals. Why the pretending to quit?

Question: How do the Pirates' announcers pronounce his name? As far as I know it's la-row-shhhhhhh, but the ESPN guys when he was a Brave loved to call him la-roach. I guess it's better than pronouncing it La-rouche like that idiot Lyndon LaRouche, but La-roach always bugged me too.

That surprises me, and makes the Gonzalez trade look all the better for Atlanta. But I still think he'll heat up and have at least a half decent season. But hopefully not until after the Braves play the Pirates this weekend.

I also loved this quote Because gee they sure don't have any players from the Atlanta area, or other parts of Georgia, on the team or anything. Assuming of course you don't count McCann and Francoeur and James and Davies and Hudson, because you're a racist bigot they're white. Oh but Willie Harris was born in Geogria too, we're saved!

Fucking Jesse Jackson. Does getting angry as this bullshit make me a racist?

Well I'll be damned. And what's this? Presents his superfriends, vol. 1? Damn I thought I had all the albums (besides the best of), guess I'm missing one.

It went platinum? Are you serious? Holy shit.

Oh hey I had a question for you, as the only other member of the human race I know that owns Shaq Deisel. What the hell is said at the end of 'I'm Outstanding'? After endless "You're the man Shaq You're the man Shaq" at the end someone says "Hey shutup big'em' or big'un or fuck if I know what he says. The first few times I heard it I thought he yelled SHUT UP NIGGER! but I no longer think that's the case. Any ideas?

I used to hate both Shaq and Kobe, but the split made me start to like Shaq. Because of course I can dribble around the basket ball-um. People call me ET What's that Shaq man? Extra Tallums! You think you're better than Shaq-Fu? Shut up liar. I learn on the statue of liberty when I get tired. It was actually kind of wierd how I warmed up to Shaq after actively not liking him since he went pro. Playing Shaq-Fu for Sega Genesis fed my hatred for many years. And we out. ah haha ah ha ha PYSCH!

Yay for the supreme court decision. I read about that case a month or two ago, and really hated that that kid was able to sue the police for his own recklessness. Glad to see they got that one right, and I agree with you 100% about the attempted murder charges in cases like that. It's such a joke how whenever there's a chase everybody screams THE COPS NEED TO BACK DOWN IT'S TOO RISKY, like it's just 100% ok for the criminal to take off at 120 MPH. And gee what happens if that becomes standard procedure? EVERY criminal just jets off at high speeds to freedom. As for Vern's kitty, that sucks dude. Never a good thing when you lose a pet. Did he die peacefully?

Speaking of the Pit, you need to do a whole blog entry like it's the Axe KKK thread at the Pit. Dat shit would be tight!

And if the cops don't pull over the drunk drivers and they end up killing someone while drunk driving then the cops get sued for that. Damn fickle citizens.

Or those that shop at Walmart

Oh and if you were planning to go to the post office to complain, wait until Wednesday. Taxes are due Tuesday so you know the post offices will be hell until after that.

That's really sad. I understand how some postal mistakes happen, but this seems pretty retarded on their part. Especially when it happens frequently and not just once in a blue moon. Much like our mailman regularly taking the outgoing stuff from the 1st floor and sticking it in our inbox here on the 2nd floor, then taking our outgoing mail and leaving it in the bathroom on the 3rd floor. Hmm I wonder what he does with the 3rd floor mail. Although taking a second look at that picture of the old broken mailbox, maybe I under rate the U.S. Postal Service. It looks like it would take a lot of skill to get mail to stay in that thing. It looks like if I tried it'd just fall all over the yard.

That sucks. My girlfriend just had to putdown her dog last month because of cancer and it hurt like hell to have to do it. I hope your cat (I like the name) is on the good half of that 50% and gets better.

Startup has one of the weirdest deliveries you'll see. He does a sort of ninja kick while making his wind-up, and I think the ball is very difficult to pick up for lefties. At 21 he's young enough to make an impact, almost certainly as a middle reliever. Awesome. I've been interested in him since I heard him interviewed after he was drafted. Plus he's got a cool name!

How'd Will Startup look?

And it's also not hard to file for your automatic 6 month extension.

Don't forget that in 02 the Hurricanes were the 3 seed, but only because they won their division, and otherwise would have been the 7 seed.

So does that mean that the combination of meds and birth control pills were causing her to be a bitch, or caused the pills to not work and you're gonna have some kkkids? Oh, and happy birthday.

I've gotten used to non-WCW Schiavone because he's done a lot of Braves post game shows.

I think I remember a bunch of media hub-ub about the Astros because they didn't have any black players in 2005 when they made the world series, and they were the first team to make the world series without a black player in 50 years or something like that. . ESPN had plenty of people talking about it and what it meant to sports and blah blah blah.