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The obvious challenger for Silva is Penn moving up to 185, lollerz.

Toxx is weird. How does this match prove I'm officially fucking batshit crazy? Surely the one against Tom last week proved it, right? lolz. OH, YEAH, I SHOULD READ THE SHOW, LOLZ.

If Vampire Belarussian was so good, he would have destroyed Tim "I'm a big fatty fat" Sylvia in seven seconds, but he didn't. I like Andrei and whatnot, but, man, you gots to be the frickin' "Maine-iac" with his crappy nickname and fatness and stupid hair and whatnots.

Killin' hookers gets you a day in jail? What kind of place is so tough on hookercide?

huzzah, I am 'teh win', even though I called the show Smarkdown instead of Lockdown. A moron is me! I should really read the rest of the show, but that's for hobos and whatnot, lawlz.

The Fuvolution will rough up anyone that thinks that. However, would titles be on the line on that card? lolz, Clark (writing Toxx) versus Spike (writing Hawke) for teh world would be funnyzorz.

What Toxx said is the point, Sporky. Rich might actually have a semi-tough time against four crappy dudes, and a semi-decent one in Hendo (Maybe, I honestly haven't seen that much PRIDE). Also, I think Couture is in charge of Quest. And Croatians aren't bad, but Russian Robot Ninjas are much better. Fedor for President of Earth. I mean, dude got dumped right on his skull, all dangerous backdrop whatever driver thing style, and he kicked Randleman's ass like a minute later.

Let's get back on track, people. If Franklin beats Silva, I think his next defense should be a Team Quest gauntlet. Round one - Herman, round two - Quarry, round three- Leben, round four - Haynes, round five - Henderson (Or some other Quester, a redhead with an iron chin is preferable, lollerz)

Did the timekeeper fall asleep during the first round? I didn't think it was that boring, but whatevs. Also: Did I misunderstand what he said, or did Hughes say something along the lines of "I know you said something, Din, I saw your big lips flapping." at the sushi restaurant (Speaking of that, what kind of good ol' country farm boy eats sushi?)

Tom's ideas are always the bestasaurus. lolz. If we don't do it, I'll seriously quit forever, lollerz.

So, which one of you is planning on getting stuck in an elevator? Because, I tell you, having seen such a situation in hundreds of television shows, that shit is always hilarious.

Maybe Joe "That's Joe, Not Rob" MacDonald? I prefer fighters with unique and semi-crappy nicknames, than forty "Pitbulls" or whatevs.

Dude tapped? Granted, I was halfway paying attention, but it looked like he just had his arms in front of his face. Wait, replay, and I guess there was a tappage. Kinda, maybe. Sure, whatevs.

There's the MMA ref stoppage we all love.

THURSDAY Virginia Tech Air Force SATURDAY Wake Forest South Florida Kansas Rutgers Missouri Tulsa SMU Maryland Kent State Illinois Auburn Penn State Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Florida/Auburn game? 44 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Rutgers' Ray Rice have against Navy? 165

And make use of a Bedazzler to sequin up your hat. That probably isn't keeping it gangsta.

I didn't really read the show, just did my 'skim to see who won, then go back and maybe read the whole thing laters', but there's not much to skim right now (Which means I probably should read the matches, lollerz). However, I want to say that I'm glad I finally know what the hell's going on with this Nemesis thing. Listen, Nemesis, Blank, whoevs, let peoples McKnow that you're involving them in McStuff. Course, it's not like Doom got his face stomped off or something, but until the House of Marvelous, Doom knew exactly as much about why Nemesis was targetting him as I did. lollerz. Hell, I kinda maybe got an angle/storyline of my own semi-developing (Depending on how things go with Robot Jesus, aw, shit, I've said too much), and I don't want to have to put it on the back burner because Nemesis wants to punch Doom's face for the next few weeks/months. OH WELLZ, WHATEVS, D00DS, WHATEVS. lawlz.

Dude, creative going "Well here you go" is the backbone of this fed. If you want to start having build to title matches, then maybe you should find another e-fed. We don't take too kindly to shit like that in the SWF. Random, thrown together matches is what's worked for well over half a decade, and it's what's going to continue to work. lollerz, not really, it's all good. Like I said, I just didn't want to get wrapped up in a feud out of the blue, but that's not the case (UNLESS YOU ARE A LIAR AND YOU FOOL ME, FOOL ME, LOLZ). Of course, it would be kinda weird afterwards. I write a promo and Doom's all "Sup, Nemesis?"* and Nem's all "Hey, man, not much. Just been smashin' people's grandmas" and Doom's all "Cool."* days after it's like NEMESIS AM SMASH JIMMY FACE PARTS!!! * - Jim's dialogue, of course, would be in Jimmy-Speak, but I'm too lazy to write it right now. Am I right? Am I right? I think I'm slowly losing my mind (Check the count and this is the 450th time this has happened, yayz) and, in the process, confusing the new kids. lolz. In other news: As to the Doom vs. Flesher match, I hope it wasn't too crappy, thus making it hard to follow, but I sometimes don't like writing the typical Mak-King banter (Though my Mak-King banter is often the same as the Pete-King banter I wrote last year. Yay for not caring enough to differentiate commentators with drastically different personalities~!), and I kinda liked Fury's first-person stuff (I think, not sure if I can remember specific stuff of it, though, lollerz), so I was like "Hey, how's about I scrap Mak and King, and instead have the ref giving running commentary in the form of his thoughts? He could also talk with the rasslers!" Of course, there are some things that having a true commentary team are good for, like putting over moves (The end was supposed to be some kind of probably impossible front kick/calf branding combination), both in description and shilling, as well as promotion of other matches. Additionally, it's hard to tell how well it worked, as Tom informed me he didn't show [i also wrote it all about three hours before the deadline (Though I did have a few aspects planned out before hand, on paper, but that was mostly the Flesher/Hall interaction.), and didn't get as much in as I had hoped. Specifically, I wanted to have some more Doom-related memories/flashbacks. In regards to that aspect, I partially credit an off-hand comment by Thoth in a Thoth Report earlier this year. He mentioned the idea of writing a match and having personal backstory interwoven between the action, but the other guests didn't seem too keen on it. I, however, am a fan of most of Thoth's ideas, and since I have very few own thoughts of my own, I stole it and used it to currently undetermined success.]. ^Holy crap, the hell am I rambling about up there? I don't even make sense to myself, I think. Have fun trying to hack your way through that jungle of words. I hope Nemesis doesn't see his previous poste quoted, then this monstrosity and think "Man, I fucked up", because he really didn't. I'm just a jerkstore and probably overreacted. Man, even this paragraph is going on too long. END TIME NOW PLZ YAYZ^ Just real quick - that thing above would be like, a really weird version of those stupid cat-esque emoticons that Ash used. lawlz

THURSDAY Utah SATURDAY Texas A&M Navy Rice Oklahoma LSU Colorado Oklahoma State Washington State Missouri Toledo Tennessee California New Mexico Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Texas/Oklahoma game? 47 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will LSU's JaMarcus Russell have against Florida? 215

We headed to the Kingdome next week? We better, or King will punch our faces. - Note to n00blets who are all "But the Kingdome got exploded~!": the Kingdome was rebuilt by the Suicide King to honor himself in Fargo, North Dakota. It's apt that the only show that shares a name with a former SWFer (Well, IGNWFer, really, unless he was a ringer I didn't know about) is usually kinda mediocre, just like Chris Storm. When he was a singles writer, that is. You know, Raynor and WC should tag. They'd be, like, super duper tag awesomeness, lolz.

I'm assuming that I got it since I was a forum member (Only to try out for their insanely biased X-Net Icon thing), but I found this email from X-Net, talking about how they're under new management or some such shit. We still don't want to have anything to do with them, right? If not, I suppose I could post the info contained in the email if Raynor or any other Mr. Booker Fancypants didn't get it. lolz. So, yeah, X-Net. They are serious business, people. I'm sure we could totally destroy everyone else if we barely tried, but since, you know, our world champ can't be visually represented by Cena with photoshopped blue hair and a pirate eyepatch, we might not get a fair shake at things. Bourte~!.

So, Rando was having computer problems?

I was surprised Serra won since there wasn't a tape of him screaming to keep breathing, remember the foot stomps, and go for hammer fists and elbows. I did like the bloody emo tear he got. Also: Any guesses on when McCarthy climbs a clocktower?

Speaking of socks, remember those SWF.com message board promos I wrote? One of the fake users was called 'ToxxicSox'. lollerz.

Damn it, could I be booked against Lady Bigfoot instead? Nothing against Tom, it's just that, come on, it's Lady Bigfoot. (Actually, the knock against Tom is that he's good and will probably beat me, lollerz)