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I'll be available Friday, probably around 7PM Central and onwards until, like, I don't know, and then all day Saturday and pretty much all of Sunday, too. lolz.

Damn you internets people. You aren't allowed to be two for two when it comes to Fox shows that got cancelled, then were brought back on another network, I end up watching to see if you internets people were justified with your praise.

Spike should have punched Akira's mom. In the uterus

Man, I just realized that a semi-large chunk of spots I had planned on writing probably aren't feasible at/in a baseball stadium. Oh wellz, I'll just have to change things, lolz. Edit: Never mind, just read Rayn-Man's set description, and I should be able to work things, lolz. However, the faces should come from the home team's dugout, heels from the away side's. Not that it matters for my match (Speaking of which, I'm thinkin' of startin' 'em in a press/sky box, since, you know, a baseball stadium probably doesn't have a boiler room. Bourte)

Never mind. I was going to make a joke, but then that would just cause some people to get all angerful and whatnot. So, yeah. PREDICTATION THYME! SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT/CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens © vs. Tom Flesher © Tom Flesher all of the ways. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - OLD SCHOOL RULES Bruce Blank © vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke Hawke because he is all something or other. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- GRUDGE MATCH Wildchild vs. Mike Van Siclen Dubations to the Maxations! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- CAGE MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © vs. "The Beast" Gabriel Drake I've gotta go with Not Kibs on this one. lolz -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- FIRST BLOOD MATCH Johnny Dangerous vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews Hmm. I'll say Graps. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Jimmy the Doom © vs. The Crimson Skull Uh, ur face is winner, lolz! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERS MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Akirations, because he is stuff! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- MYSTERY MATCH "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. ??? Hmm. I'll go with the Trip-Q -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- FATAL FOURWAY ELIMINATION MATCH The Scion of Light vs. Scotty "The Crush" Raina vs. MANSON vs. Scott Rageheart MANSON MANSON MANSON MANSON MANSON -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH "The Unique Youth" Zyon vs. JJ Johnson JJ, I guess. lollerz -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF FROST PRE-PPV SHOW SINGLES MATCH Ian vs. Larkin Special Guest Referee: THE BOSTON STRANGLER~! Teebler eats both childrens. Yayz!

So, what time(s) am everybody to having been free? Oh, also, I'll do part of it in someone else's character should they be unavailable and their opponent is doing it in character. That is, if Tom does it in character, and Toxx can't join in (Because he's silly and has dial-up), I'll affect the worst British accent ever and be Mike Stephens, lolz. Or not, lollerz.

When your face, WC! That makes no sense, lolz. Were I a nooblet, I'd be all "Oh, manz0rs, I gots to be in a multiperson match on the biggest show of forever for my debut? I curse the name of Chris Raynor!", but, then again, I'm probably mentally unbalanced. lollerz. Oh, I'm about to put up a promo that should prevent from Skull being a murderationer should he win (Though, come on, like either of us will show, lolz), I just have to pick the right crappy song (Suggestions welcome. I need lyrics, though, so, yeah). Also: I bet half a pile of dirt that Janus will be all gay and pink tuxedoed again, lolz. OR NOT! To the hammmmmmm.

I just like the fact that, in this picture, the guy in the poster appears to be disgusted or perhaps disappointed by Don.

FRIDAY Kansas SATURDAY Illinois Pittsburgh Notre Dame Louisville Oklahoma Auburn TCU Kentucky Memphis Florida State USC Florida Nevada Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Oklahoma/Oregon game? 58 Tiebreak #2: How many receiving yards will USC's Dwayne Jarrett have against Nebraska? 110

Semi-stream of consciousness stuff, but really not, since I've got to stop my brain as I switch windows, lollerz. 1st post I like the word knickknacks. I also like giving my dog a bone. And I'd like to see an old man roll (down a hill) home. Genesis, man! Peter fuckin' Gabriel Drake! lolz. I'm not ever of funny. Rasslin' gawd? GALATEA!!! Volunteer potato monster, oh noes! 2nd post It's the card! Yay! Picture of stuffed! 3rd post Pfft. Pyro isn't scary, unless it goes off unexpectedly in your house or something. Or it smashes into the helicopter restaurant you work at and sends you into the rotors to get chopped to bits. DETHKLOK! Suit am made by Jonathon Taylor Thomas, lollerz. Dude, Mandy Moore? Not, like Marilyn Monroe's corpse? That'd be cool. lolz. Pfft. Hawke shoulda went for Zero Gravity or No Gravity, or whatever it's called. Like the Bruceiraptor can even get to the top rope, lolz. Oh noes, it's those guys that are jerks! But, wait, Jay Hawke is a jerk, too, isn't he? BATTLE OF THE JERKS! WHEN JERKS COLLIDE! AIEEEEEEEEE! OH, SNAP, SPICY FUCKIN' BURNSAUCE BY JAYASAURUS! Oh noes, Cross, another jerk, is here! Man, it's sausage fest in the ring right now, lolz. Hey, it's a druid! He's going to...do stuff. Face to face with Bruce, Nemesis, and Cross? Stretch Armstrong? 4th post Bird/Spork ak-shun! Birdman is really Extreme Hound. Just wanted to ruin that for everyone. Spike is like a sneaky guy with that sneak attack. Spike da Sneak. What? That doesn't rhyme like Keak da Sneak? Fine, I hate you FOREVER! I'll, uh, finish this up later. I'm made of stuff and whatnot. Promise to finish laterz.

And were this a list of top people in picking college football games, it would go: 1. Stryke 2. Nostradamus 3. Some Amish guy 4. A dead penguin 5. Pile of rocks 6-9 . Everything else 10. Me

Who knows, they are fairies, after all, lollerz

It's like frickin' Back to the Future. He's got the book of outcomes. He just decides to be wrong on a few games to throw off suspicion.

I wish to protest my loss, because Cuban_Linx is an Aussie, so he's from the future and knows the outcome ahead of time.

More of commentings! Post #7 Tom is drunkbed and a Fatty McFatfat. Also, I keep thinking of "The Avon Lady" by Chester Tam, Kal Penn, and Brandon Routh, because in the song, Kal is made because the Avon Lady ate his fish and chips (She also pulled the four-fifth, and started talkin' that ish, how she hated White Castle and the Lonely Island). But, I digress. Not feelin' the super crazy wacky, so I'll just say I liked this promo, what with Tom all "Pfft, Cruiser title? I don't need no stinkin' Cruiser title!". Which, you know, is something he's never, ever done before, lolz. Post #8 lolz, Landon is a goober. And then gets beaten around the head and neck for it. Man, just once, I wish someone would write Hardy as a badass that just thumps anyone that tries to rough him up (Or if a fight breaks out, like in this promo). Then again, I think the Hardy character was like, 5'9" or something. And I'm pretty sure he was also British. So, yeah, no dice on that. Man, screw Toxxicle for breaking his promise, what is he, some kind of...promise breaker? YEAH! Let's kill him to death! Pfft. Drake's a hobgoblin for not fighting Toxx and stuff. God I fucking hate hobgoblins. Post #9 MVS just signed a permission slip allowing WC to go to the planetarium even though his report card had two Ds and one F. WC is very sneaky and junk. Post #10 This match should have been jobbed because it lists MANSON as the inferior Manson. There's no excuse for that. Who is this "Jesh" person I've seen before in Blank's matches? Is he some sort of Danish deity or something? To quote Mitch Hedberg "To hell with purple people! Unless they are suffocating, in which case, save them!" aw shit i forgot how to read. Wait, there it is. Yeah! Words 'n' stuff! Ah, but how big of a boat was this sarcasm? A canoe is not very large. Ugh, I honestly don't want to read this match, not because it's a Bruce match, but because of the screw up I mentioned earlier. If it isn't MANSON, then I don't care about it. lolz. For this mistake, I award the match a passing grade of Double Meh. Post #11 My shitty match, where the sound effects were provided by my biology textbook. Go school! I award this match a So, Uh, Yeah...Stuff. Post #12 That promo what I done wroted. It's about, like, stuff. IN CONCLUSION, THIS WAS SOME HALF-ASSED LOCKDOWN COMMENTS. I ONLY REALLY READ ONE MATCH (THOUGH THERE WERE A TOTAL OF THREE, ONE OF WHICH I WROTE, SO I BASICALLY READ HALF THE MATCHES FOR THIS SHOW). I KIND OF SUCKED WHAT WITH THESE COMMENTS. THERE WERE SOME GOOD PROMOS, AND STUFF, THOUGH. I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM GRADES, TOO. I ALSO SHOULD HAVE USED GRADES THAT MADE SENSE, LIKE NUMBERS, OR STARS, OR SOMETHING. I WAS ABOUT TO SAY 'IN CONCLUSION', BUT I ALREADY SAID THAT, AND I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN EVEN BIGGER FUCKING MORON, SO I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS BIT OF WISDOM: IF YOU'VE GOT A WIENER, DON'T STICK IT IN A BEAR TRAP OR A TAR PIT.

I'm like...that team what upsets people sometimes.

I did, because I'm an idiot and wish to remain winless for as long as possible, so that when I do get a victory, the person I beat will feel deep shame and contemplate suicide.

I like how Spike has removed the He Said/He Said segment of the TUF page since Stephen tested positive for horse pills.

Did anyone else see Auburn v Mississippi State? MSU might have a pretty good defense, as Kenny Irons didn't run for a hojillion yards against them. However, the combination of Irons and Brad Lester, with Courtney Taylor catching just about anything Cox threw near him worked pretty well. Also, AU's defense was stout, what with getting the shut out and everything. I really like Auburn's chances this year, as they don't have many tough road games, though their home games will be hard enough. I do feel sorry for Crooms, though, as he's the coach of a fairly bad team in one of the toughest conferences.

Some more of the other comments, the match: Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law vs. Bollywood Santosh Jeevan (post #4) - Birdy is totally wrecking Spike's beak. He'll need reconstructive beak surgery, and who cares if it is expensive, just put it on his bill! Oh, I should kill myself... - I'm not a huge fan of talkin' and fightin' and action' (What? The word isn't actiong? Damn) combo paragraphs. I do not have a reason for that, other than, uh...poop? - The C in plan C is for cookie. I think I just channeled Uncle Filthy. I should get rid of Doom and be Uncle Filthy version 2.0. Actually, I should do that with a lot of people. Rane version 2.0, Comet version 2.0, Ghost Machine 2.0 version 2.0. - lolz, fistdrop. I remember reading Edwin's blog (Back when he updated it), and he said something about writing a paper about someone getting fisted by Wolverine from the X-Men and/or Mr. Fantastic (I think...doubt I just invented that). Too bad he's an ocelot, now. - lolz, someone should stuff some uncooked rice (or Alka-Seltzer tablets) down the Birdman's throat. Caw-caw KABOOM! Once more: not funny. - Birdman, don't you be stealin' my thunder, what with your headbutts, brosef. Or, like, I'll uh, do stuff. TO YOUR FACE! - The early Birdman gets the gummy worm spine? My grandpappy used to say that when he was off his meds. We had to put him down, because he mauled a kid and had rabies. No, that was Old Yeller. Old Yeller used to say that and he had the hydrophobia (Isn't that what they used to call rabies, or am I fucking batshit loony fuckin' tunes? I like the old names for diseases, like consumption, or melty head or THE DEVIL IS IN YOUR SOUL AND WE MUST REMOVE IT WITH A GIANT HOLE IN YOUR CHEST (That one was a sore throat, lolz). Hey, I put parenthesis inside of parenthesis, instead of parenthesis inside of brackets, [ ], or squiggles { }.) - Birdman, as tough as a pelican, or something? Also: I thought a rabbit punch was just to the back of the head. I MUST BE MISTAKEN. I WISH I DRANK, SO I COULD CHALK THINGS UP TO MY BOOZEAHOL CONTENT, BUT GUESS NOT. YAY. - Dude, Birdy is a woodpecker. They've got all kinds of crazy biological stuff to help their heads/brains not get fucked up when they smash through trees. DUDE! Birdy vs ELM, lolz! - To be serious for a moment, it seems odd that Spike wouldn't go for the Endwell when he's got Bird in a double underhook and everything. Then again, this is Sporky. Nice fruit rollup sequence. Then Bird poops on Spike's chest to win. That should be a real stip. "First to poop on the other guy wins". I'll write a match for it. Overall, Bird vs. Spike - A pretty good read, with nice cruisery action, even though Spike is all "I'm a cruiser, but I want to mat wrestle!" which is totally illegal. I award it a grade of, like, Neato Bandito, but not quite Supremo Super Awesome (Which is tops, lallurz). Post #5 I know it was mentioned in the frickin' promo, but some of these Maddix/Stephens exchanges seem like they're two steps from "Let's make out, to solidify our tag team confidence, lolz!" And that would be silly. You build tag confidence and trust by killing prostitutes together. (Also, though this was from a previous promo, I was getting a Drake = Bricktop from Snatch vibe. The whole 'treating Maddix like a tooloser or whatevs' aspect. Or, like, yeah?) Post #6 Wouldn't the fact that he lost a Loser Leaves match mean Johnny shouldn't even be on the segment? Or something? Like I know how to read and comprehend. I mean, I'm only studying to be a whatever it is I'm studying. Taxidermy? Space Farmer? Hamburgerologist? Oh, yeah, accounting. I'M GUNNA AUDIT YOU! RAR! Oh noes, Tom Crusen! He's gonna lock Xenu in a shed! Oh, just the MI theme. Lolz. That's not a velvet rope, it's a velvet anaconda! Quick, throw it on a Sportscenter broadcaster: Snakes on a Kenny Mayne! A third time of not being funny. I win! And everyone is Birdman! Hamsauce shouldda came out. And Madrac. And Robot Jesus. Then MVS gets stuff done to him, yay. Other matches to come: NOT NOW. So, later. Like, in two weeks, lol.

Man, I need to retire for good one day so I can get this aura of coolness about me.

I only got up to OT2, but I did want the other versions. I think my favorite memory from the first one was when everyone in the party died except for the leader, then food spoiled/ran out/was stolen, so the guy had to start killing oxen to eat. Of course, the oxen started to die/get stolen, so it became "Buy/trade for an ox, go five miles, kill the ox and eat it. Repeat." Sadly, the leader didn't make it to Oregon, but the guy survived on basically rancid ox meat for at least three months. With OT2, I'd just try to kill all the bears. Those fuckers.

He doesn't if he's straight fucking bread (Which he probably isn't)

Jake is dumb. Rommel begat Patton and Vin Diesel.

Whew! I'm very happy to see that Maddix has sobered up and didn't put me in his list (Though he didn't post his list, so I might be there, which would be bad). Seriously, if you consider me, in any incarnation, to be in the top five of active writers, you've got to be ingesting so much intoxihol that...I don't have a finish to that. Which just goes to show how bad a writer I am. lullerz.