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Yeah, I did make fun of Thoth with one of those promos. He was all "I will fucking kill you" and stuff. Huzzah!

d00d, I'm totally the super-original IGNWF crew. And stuff!

Happy birthday to Kibs! Here's to no-showing every fucking thing and getting higher than, like, something really, really high.

Pfft. My team is the bomb diggity. Only reason you and X had to make changes is because you guys suck at drafting. lolz

lolz, Divey, lolz You're the guy that sucks, right? With your kung-fu and your Britishing and your teaming with Danny V and your being the commish and other stuff.

He was probably just arguing that if Muzz doesn't win (In the case of a no-show), then Rommel is the victor.

Dude, Ghost Machine 2.0 wins that.

I just wish I had made my glorious return during the World title = hot potato phase, where anyone that showed against the champ won the damn belt. oh wellz.

Aww, hell, Chewbaca, I don't know... Mostly because I can't think of too many people that have soundly beaten me on several occassions. That isn't a testament to how good I am, but more of a testament that I write for a few months, leave, come back years later, and do it all again, so there aren't many people hangin' around when I return. Or something. lollerz. However, I have lost to Toxx twice, and Mags twice or maybe more. I'd honestly say that anyone holding the World title is my toughest opponent, as (And I know everyone gets fucking sick of me saying this, but meh) I'm like, 1-5, if not worse in World title matches. Let's count 'em: First title match - beat NTD for belt as GOAT Second title match - lost belt to Rane as GOAT Third title match - lost to Stubby as Andrea (Fallout and Riley were also in the match) Fourth title match - lost to Toxxic as Andrea Fifth title match - lost to Ejiro as Buck Sixth title match* - lost to Toxxic as Jimmy * = I had another shot against Ejiro as Buck, but I was either in my "Aw, hell, Chewbaca, I lost a world title match. Time to sulk for at least a month..." phase, or I had limited computron access, or both, or something else, and I think I no-showed. Lolz Actually, I think I suck in all title matches, not just ones for the World. Hell, I didn't even show for the match that got me the Hardcore belt, Dace wrote the damn thing (Because he had to no-show with JJ as their silly tag team and he couldn't be bothered to have a singles belt, lollerz). I've gone horribly off topic...BYE NOW, LALZ!

I think Tom should defend against Spike. I don't think that's happened in a while. (Only reason I'm saying this is because I listened to a Thoth report from 04 when Tom challenged Spike for the title, and Thoth was like "Next match is...a slaughter. Jesus, Tom, why do you have to do this?" and stuff. teh lollerz

Oh snaps! My list: 1. MANSON 2-5. Everyone else. 6. Stryke lollerz

Posted as a link because it has to be seen at full size, and full size would stretch the page. Web cartoonist Jeff Rowland's brown recluse spider bitten leg 2 months after the bite

THURSDAY Boise State SATURDAY Mississippi Penn State Clemson Tulsa Colorado UAB Minnesota North Texas Georgia New Mexico State Texas UTEP Fresno State Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Penn State/Notre Dame game? 41 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Ohio State's Troy Smith have against Texas? 231

I see your Roll Playaz and call. "I Got You". Alabama, it's got rap, too! Roll_Playaz___I_Got_You.mp3

I got some monster, 10-disc (Technically 5, but they are all dual-sided) KotC "Underground Extreme" thing for like $13 at Best Buy. There were several MMA DVDs there for a decent amount. Most of the PRIDE stuff was around $15 (There were 3 volumes of like 5 PRIDE events for $22 each), as was the UFC stuff. Of course, there is that giant UFC boxed set that's got 40, 43-50 and Ultimate Knockouts 1 & 2 for $100. I might have to make a list of what is available and ask the more knowledgeable people here (Read: Anyone that isn't me) about what to get. In other news: I was listening to Primus because they rock, and I was thinking about their song, "Ballad of Bodacious", and it reminded me of Fedor. I mean, they are both like, the super badasses of their respective sport, and they've both pretty much destroyed all opponents (Well, I think like 8 guys out of 135 riders made the 8 seconds against Bo, and also, I don't think Fedor ever completely smashed a dude's face bones). So, yeah, Fedor = giant destructo bull.

There we go. I honestly thought that using NCAA Football 2k2 on the PS2 for picks would work. I mean, I went 3-1 on Thursday. Also, most of the games I lost weren't complete blowouts, I think. Next week: Picks based on mascots!

More Abdominal, this time with DJ Fase. This time, Abs gives us a refresher course on the hip-hop. Guest appearance by his dad. Abdominal_and_DJ_Fase___Slow_and_Deliberate.mp3

I haven't lost yet? That is surprising...

What about more joke awards? Like "Best Promo that Apparently Never Happened" for the ones that get no responses, lollerz. Or an award for best rush-job/DNS-saving pile of non-effort (Nominees are: All of my hardcore defenses, lollerz). Tom/Grendel should get recognized for best feud that went nowhere because one of the guys left suddenly for no reason, lollerz. Also known as the BFTWNBOOTGLSFNRL awardiation. lawlz. ?

MC Abdominal - "Abcapella" Abs > Your Favorite Rapper, though he will soon become your favorite rapper. (Yes, a 46 second acapella can prove this) Abdominal___Abcapella.mp3

God damn it, he didn't have a cheeseburger for a head. He wore a giant foam cheeseburger that he would take off for the match, and underneath was a mask that resembled a cheeseburger. Fuckers.

No, Aleksander is just an obsolete model. Whenever I see Sergei's name, I always think of this (I first saw it on Something Awful's Bollywood edition of Fashion SWAT) So, would a two-headed pan dimesional monster be able to hang with Fedor?

If the first link isn't teh work (Not sure why it wouldn't, lolz), there's a video on youtube, just search 'octopus kills shark' (Course, I could just link that one, but MEH! Octopus vs. Shark

Noteulations: I originally meant to write this after Amy v Doom, as a response to when Lois says "We've gotta check the druids" at the end of that show promo. But I'm lazy and stuff. Yeah. -------- Jimmy the Doom and Lois the Unethical tramp down a flight of stairs and reach the dank basement of somewhere. The Doomtopian duo round a corner and open a nondescript door. Jimmy feels along the wall for a switch and flicks on the lights, illuminating a small room nearly packed with druids. "Let's get this over with," Lois mutters. Jimmy stretches out a bit, then grabs a broom leaning against the wall. The Straight-Bread Sensation hold it out and pokes at the nearest druid, who does nothing. Jimmy aims for the druid's hood, and after five attempts, flips it back, reavealing a pock-marked to the point of disfigurement druid. Jimmy stares hard at the man, who looks to be no older than twenty, and pokes him in the face. Doom jabs again, this time at the man's eye, yet still illiciting no reaction. "I don't know, Jimmy. Too tough for me to call," Lois says. Jimmy puts the broom against the wall, and now picks up a .50-cal machine gun. Doom looks around at the mass of cloaked figures, and opens fire. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! "Somed of being to having with gotten! Somed of being to having with gotten!" Doom shouts. "Druid of having been to ranned, for with henchman to being a Skull in many Crimson! Henchman of any with being stoods, trainers; goodness for with druid, Crimsonings having on with several Skull!" Three druids fall instantly to head shots, while two more keel over from hits to the arms and torso. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! "For to storied, having on me, with a guys, should you!" Doom shouts. "Jimmy, they are doing a story on you," Lois explains. "Good of so, myselfing, to fucker, becauseations!" Jimmy yells. BLAM! BLAM! Click! Click! Click! Four more druids go down, while the brick wall begins to chip, but the carnage seems over as the gun appears to be empty. Jimmy looks at his wife inquisitively. "We only bought ten bullets," Lois explains. Jimmy gives a hearty thumbs up, drops the gun, and picks up the broom again. Doom walks up to a dead druid and begins poking at the corpse enthusiastically. I am sitting In the morning At the diner On the corner I am waiting At the counter For the man To pour the coffee And he fills it Only halfway And before I even argue He is looking Out the window At somebody Coming in " It is always Nice to see you" Says the man Behind the counter To the woman Who has come in She is shaking Her umbrella And I look The other way As they are kissing Their hellos I'm pretending Not to see them Instead I pour the milk I open Up the paper There's a story Of an actor Who had died While he was drinking It was no one I had heard of And I'm turning To the horoscope And looking For the funnies When I'm feeling Someone watching me And so I raise my head There's a woman On the outside Looking inside Does she see me? No she does not Really see me Cause she sees Her own reflection And I'm trying Not to notice That she's hitching Up her skirt And while she's Straightening her stockings Her hair Is getting wet Oh, this rain It will continue Through the morning As I'm listening To the bells Of the cathedral I am thinking Of your voice... And of the midnight picnic Once upon a time Before the rain began... I finish up my coffee It's time to catch the train

Oh, I get it. WC is going to give MVS the Awful Waffle, like in Salute Your Shorts. Cool. Damn it, sorry for ruining things again.