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Dama brings up an interesting question (Though this might not be the best place for it, but I'll leave that up to you guys): Which, if any, of the TUF fighters (Either season) have the best chance at becoming a champion, either by virtue of fighting in a 'weak' division or their own skills?

Working overnight better be code for updating WDL (Granted, I haven't checked the thread in a bit). Also, there's a good chance The New Doomtopians will be no-showing, as I asked Raynor to leave me unbooked for Lockdowns, though it seems that since it's a tag match and everything, he was all "Pantera" or something.

I don't know, "I must break you" sounds better to me.

Pshaw. I've been around way too fucking long. Lightweights, all of ya.

Pfft. He took on the Pacific, now he's got to conquer the Atlantic.

Tag team stats post (I suppose I could have edited this into Jimmy's regular stats post, but it looked to be getting a little long.) These might change in the coming days/weeks/whatever, but probably not drastically. ------------ Tag team name: The New Doomtopians Combined Weight: 515 pounds From: Doomopolis, Doomtopia Alignment: Face-ish, though the Doomstroyer can be kind of vicious and smashy, which does garner some negative reactions. Ring escort: Lois the Unethical Tag entrance: The lights change to orange for some reason, and Incredibad's "Just 2 Guyz" plays. Jimmy the Doom and the Doomtopian Destroyer walk out, Lois the Unethical trailing behind. Very basic so it can be easily molded to fit the needs of nearly any writer. Tag moves: - Slingshot from Doomstroyer directly into a leaping front kick (Usually in the FACE) from Jimmy. - The Doomtopian Destroyer tombstone's Jimmy onto the opponent's torso (Or FACE). - Double FACE punch. - Liu Kang kicks = Doomstroyer picks Jimmy up, and either charges the opponent or just tosses Jimmy, who has adopted a nifty kick pose (Either the traditional flying kick, or the bicycle kick, in which case Doomstroyer will stand there to allow Jimmy to batter the opponent). Given that the Doomstroyer is rather slow, it should be easy to dodge the charging version unless the opponent is all woozy. - Doomsday Device = Jimmy applies a head vice while the Doomtopian Destroyer locks on a bear hug. (Yeah, it's not the Doomsday Device most people are familiar with, and that's why it's here.) Finishers: - Hava Nagila = The Doomstroyer delivers a massive heart punch whilst screaming "Hava Nagila", and trying to rip out the opponent's heart (Kind of like in that Indiana Jones movie), and then Jimmy rolls the guy up. - Electric chair drop from Doomstroyer and the Straight-Bread Sensation comes off the top rope with a Doom Factor. (I know this doesn't have a name. Feel free to have an announcer come up with something on the fly, however, why would you be writing this at all?) Notes: The New Doomtopians will not do any 'sandwich' moves (Where both partners hit a single opponent from front and back) as it goes against the straight-bread lifestyle of both men. Here are basic stats for the Doomtopian Destroyer (AKA Doomstroyer) and whatnot. Height: 6'4" Weight: 285 pounds From: Doomopolis, Doomtopia Alignment: Face-side of tweener, pretty much through his association with Jimmy and Lois. Can go a bit overboard in his actions, which gets him booed. Attire: All black. Pants, shirt, boots, everything, with a black hood and mask combination, sort of like an executioner's hood, with a black mask underneath for even further identity hiding. Stats: - Strength = 9 - Speed = 2 - Vitality = 4 - Charisma = 5 Style: Big man brawler. No wrestling training, though, as a shadowy operative guy or whatever, he knows how to take out a person pretty easily. Basically, he knows how to punch and kick things, as well as pick things up and drop them, and isn't too shabby with chokes and the like. He doesn't have a real finisher and such, as he's only going to be tagging with Jimmy. Notes: In regards to women, the Doomstroyer will not hesitate to attack, however, the attack only consists of backhand slaps, as he believes that is all a woman is deserving of. YOU CAN'T TELL HIM IT IS WRONG, HE IS FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE, AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE HIM!

If we were going to include stips on this thing, then I bet half of the list would be something Thoth cooked up.

Bump for you n00bs that need to know the history of stupid shit so you don't repeat it. Rockage!

I was half-way paying attention when Dana was explaining it, but now Kalib gets a free pass right to the semis? It looks like they still haven't gotten it right. Maybe a tournament or a pool system would be better, but, whatever UFC.

Boo @ returning to 2 five minute rounds. Edit: I like Kalib's maple leaf in his head.

I was thinking the same thing about Kalib (I'm assuming that's who you meant). Ken picked a shitty assistant coach it seemed. And yes, everyone fights! Whooo.

And things almost turn into a frat party. If only someone would have tried to write "DICK" on Kendall's forehead....

30-27? Is that judge a moron?

I just hope that in this one, there aren't fighters that manage to slip through to the semis with no fights, however, I'm not going to be very surprised if it does happen.

No love for Burkman's 'American Hu-Hitu' style?

He's thinking of converting to one.

In all honesty, I wouldn't use a first round pick on a QB, however I'd easily consider it for second round and on. True, he does nearly guarantee a playoff spot, but shit, the Braves go every year, and they haven't much of anything. I'll stop at that, because I don't want to derail the mock draft thread any more about my personal opinions regarding Peyton. However, as I said, should there be nobody else willing/available to pick for Indianapolis, I'll give it a shot.

Aw, man. I totally do deverse a pick. I deverse like, eleventeen picks. Also, I suppose a running back would help, but until the Colts have a QB that doesn't suck during the playoffs, then it's kind of a moot point. Unless Indy decides to just run the ball the entire time, keeping it out of Peyton's hands.

If nobody takes it before it comes around, I'll pick for Indy (C'mon new QB to replace Peyton Manning).

Bump for chat. It's fun. There's a game going on.

Extra reply because I don't care, but man, what calender is Raynor using? Monday, April 7th?

I liked the promos. Especially since JJ used my knowledge of Jimmy's speech patterns to write the knock-knock joke. Spike's was good as well.

Grendel v Bayawolf (Who is actually Sacred, but shut up about that right now) for Genesis.

I haven't been banned, in like, 3 weeks, I'll have you know. That just means you are due.

Don't trust Windy with your task, Sarah, he'll get perma-banned in a week.