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Bah! Thoth didn't even mention if he hated Calvinball or not. I must know if I succeeded in disappointing him. However, I guess it's a bit late now. Uh, yeah. Thoth Report wasn't too shabby for not having any real topics and such.

Pfft. Just come back as The Boston Librarian.

However, they might know how to spell 'weirdo'.

I'm pretty sure the SWF had a region and everything on Nation States before, but we forgot about it, so it was deleted. This time, though, is maybe different. Crowe has set up the region of Galiland, because Galatea fucking rocks, so join up and shit. JJ joined the game, but he said that he's no-sold it already, and thus sucks. I'm a member of Galiland, though, and thus, rock. So, yeah.

Aww, yeah! Axis is back!

So, yeah. As the title says, how emotional (or have you ever gotten emotional) regarding the fed? True, it's kind of fucking stupid to get too involved with this shit, but if people can go insane playing Tetris, I suppose anything is acceptable. Positive - Eh, for me, no real moments stick out as 1. I haven't won a title since back on IGN I think and 2. I typically hate any of my winning matches (Which is odd, since I usually think my losing matches are hella good, or, at least better than whatever won. I am teh suq in that aspect). However, I think that being part of Prime Evil during the 13th Hour and winning the Stables Title was pretty cool. Also, I enjoy when I get good feedback on things I write. Knowing that I'm in the minority of people that think my latest promo or match sucked ass-balls is a 'huzzah' moment for me. Negative - This is probably easier. I was kinda mad when I found out that Doom and Manson weren't going to be in the TLC match, however, the most over the top was when I lost to Toxxizzle as Andrea Montgomery in that world title match (Might I add I'm currently 1-4 in world title matches, and hell, that one win barely counts). I was all "AAARGH! NOOOOO!" and *WEEPING* *WEEPING* So, yeah, how big a nerd are you in regards to being emotionally invested in a damn e-fed? WATCH THIS GET NO REPLIES, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE PEOPLE LAUGHING. W00T.

You were just saying that there are 4000 rules that have to be followed in the match.

It's that Annie person's birthday. Good for Annie. And also that guy. Fred or Thurman or Alphonso, something like that. Yeah.

Possibly obligatory Toothpaste for Dinner comic post:

Then do something about it. I'm sure your government will look the other way if you start killing those people with pointy things.

I think all Dama needs is to watch the full version of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiEsktRiCXo...ch=Bas%20Rutten

S! L! I! D! E! SLIDE~! Or whatever the hell his stupid move was.

In adding to the MVS sucked theme, I was mad when Buck lost to Jay Hawke in that Russell Crowe match. Granted, I don't know anything about drinking (As I don't drink), but I didn't job Jay to "LOLOLZ0R, HE AM GET DIZZY AND FALLINGZ DOWNZ0R! LOLORZ0RS~!"

That may be true, but they've done it with a number of fights.

I would like to add that I hate when Unleashed will have a long-ish fight, and just recap middle rounds. "In round two, Couture and Van Arsdale fought some more, but we won't show it." "Gee, thanks UFC Unleashed!"

Um...it was totally the first one and Horn totally didn't get knocked around before ultimately ending the fight because he couldn't see. Totally.

UFC Unleashed has: Couture v Arsdale Mir v Abbot Liddell v Horn in case anyone was interested.

He spits hot fire.

Merry Markmas? Or something. Go eat some cake with Bo and Grunge or whatever, you silly man.

Well, I haven't been back, but I've got numerous friends and relatives that have, and they say there's a lot of stuff just strewn about, with many roads detoured (That could be around bad wreckage, or for the benefit of people rebuilding). I've seen a few pictures of bad spots, but, as I previously mentioned, the colliseum is working, so it's not just a ghost town. None of the casinos are up, though. I state that because a lot of people thought the first thing to come back would be the casinos (Just like people saying that if New Orleans had Mardi Gras, things would be okay), however, friends and relatives are saying that the riverboat owners are trying to entice the folk in Las Vegas to buy. Also: Bruce, I wasn't trying to be a jerk-store myself with what I said earlier, so don't sweat it too much. Besides, what could possibly happen that would warrant a lot of stuff in the ring between the start of the show and your match? Besides JJ's 'collapsing roof then super-quick rebuild' spot he never used against IL. BLARG to the GLORK

Well I will aspire to live up to your high standards although I do believe that the SWF crew has swept debir out of the ring before the cage is errected. I'm referring to the wreckage in the city of Biloxi from Katrina. Shit's still fucked up in places down there. However, a friend in that area recently mentioned that the Coast Colliseum is operational.

These last two hardcore (sorta house rules) matches haven't been as awesome as they could have been. The one in LSU should have taken place inside Mike the bengal tiger's cage (With Mike inside as well). The Biloxi match should involve all of the fucking debris that is still there and nobody is doing a damn to clean up. Also, if a show takes place in Memphis before the PPV, the hardcore match (Should Bruce happen to retain) should be a brawl in Graceland.

MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH LAST MAN STANDING Wes Davenport© vs Jay Hawke Wes to the max. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH BARB WIRE CAGE Bruce Blank© vs Insane Luchador IL. Fuvolution pride, yo (And also ML pride) TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH TAG TEAM BOUT The Asian Underground© vs JJ Johnson & Manson Despite Akira being smelly, he and Mike take it, as JJ is excited about going to a place called the Gaylord Entertainment Center. Also, maybe Akira's strong style lessons have paid off. SINGLES MATCH Christian Fury vs Amy Stephens Furbulations (More ML pride in the heezy) SINGLES MATCH David Cross vs Matt "The Cosplayer" Myers Gowensteiner.

However, if his heels turn heel, that would be interesting. "Let us kill them, Michael!" "Shut up, you damn feet!"

W00ty and suchness. First Name: Raoul Last Name: Gonzales Nickname: Medium Number: 25 Origin: Argentina Birth date: 2/5 Age to start: 25 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200 Bats: Right Throws: Right Position: Starting Pitcher Duration (A, B, C, D, E) - 1 Groundball% - 2 Control vs. Left Handed Pitchers - 2 vs. Right Handed Pitchers - 2 Movement vs. Left Handed Pitchers - 2 vs. Right Handed Pitchers - 2 *** All pitchers are allowed 2-4 pitches (pitches do not cost any points, just pick 2-4) Curveball Screwball Sinker Splitfinger Loyalty: How loyal you are to the team you're on. Choose from: Minimal Needs winner: How badly your player needs a winner. Choose from: YES, needs winning team Leader ability: How well you can lead a team. Choose from: Some ability Clutch performance: How well you perform when the heat is on. Choose from: Normal Consistency: How consistent you are in your playing. Choose from: Average First Name: Jose Last Name: Villano Nickname: IV Number: 4 Origin: Mexico Birth date: 4/4 Age to start: 34 Height: 5'11" Weight: 220 Bats: Right Throws: Right Position: 2nd Baseman Arm (For Catchers, Infielders, and Outfielders): - 1 Defense (A (best), B, C, D, E (worst)) - 2 Speed (A (best), B, C, D, E (worst)) - 2 Contact Your ability to get the bat on the ball. Against Right Handed Pitchers - 1 Against Left Handed Pitchers - 1 Gap Power Your ability to hit the ball where the outfielders ain't--or in other words, your ability to knock an extra base hit. Against Right Handed Pitchers - 1 Against Left Handed Pitchers - 1 Loyalty: How loyal you are to the team you're on. Choose from: Loyal, endorses team Needs winner: How badly your player needs a winner. Choose from: Sometimes Leader ability: How well you can lead a team. Choose from: Some ability Clutch performance: How well you perform when the heat is on. Choose from: GREAT Consistency: How consistent you are in your playing. Choose from: Average