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No need for something that drastic. He is like 80, after all.

Simon Flare (Stubby's alternate character) went through the ML and was in the IGNWF for quite some time before Stubby switched back to Stubby, and he was around in his 60s, I'd say. Old enough to have been retired and come back, or whatever the story was.

Well, one team and one GOdrea. MANSON, COME OUT AND PLAAA-AAAY! Seriously, dude, where are you? Where in the world is Manson the Stampede? Edit: I'm totally going to win the TLC by myself because I'm bad. But yo, don't get it twisted, not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning the shit, kid. And get that one straight, too, not the shit meaning the shit, but the shit meaning great, dude. Lyrics stolen from MC Abdominal. Because he's good.

Probably Wikipedia. They are a vast pool of knowledge.

Was it really wise of the people that made the video to go out and say they stole the images from the UFC? "Yeah, I totally have twenty pounds of crack. Please don't arrest me."

And I'd like to point out that the Silencer could not kick out of any finisher, because he sucked. No heel that is a member of Prime Evil (Pretty much the first creepy-type heel stable) should have Bon Jovi's "It's My Life" as entrance music, yet Silencer did. Verily, it dost strike fear into the cockles of many a man's heart.

LDP vs Simon Flare for the Old Man of the Fed trophy, bookulate its! But, yeah, good promo. Pete is FIGHT~! Perhaps after Coyote, he'll take on Hollyanna Craven. Or at least Shortdogger can fight her.

I would, because Thoth report fucking rules, but I don't really have any way of recording myself, and, guest hosting might require me to speak and have it be recorded. Edit: Scratch that, I re-found a mic and gotulated an audio recording program that hopefully does not suck balls, so, yeah. Tubular.

CAGE MATCH Landon Maddix vs Michael Cross McMaddix because, because. LETHAL LOTTERY (Pool C) TAG TEAM MATCH Bruce Blank & Amy Stephens (1-0) vs Kevin Coyote & Insane Luchador (0-0) I like Luchy, but Toxxizzle is Toxxizzle, and even a dead corpse teamed with a Toxxizzle would win. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT SINGLES MATCH Zyon© vs "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu I'm not sure. The loser, though, just might be the English language. Just kidding, you silly grammatically impaired youngsters. Zyon to retain. LETHAL LOTTERY BOUT (Pool A) TAG TEAM MATCH The Crimson Skull & Jason von Dierch (0-2) vs Stryke & Wildchild(0-0) WC and Stryke. Same with Toxx, anything teamed with WC will win a large percent of its matches. Just look at Dangerous for proof. OHMYGODZY!!11! CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE CONTENDERSHIP SINGLES MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs Laberinto Well, he's not doing the loser angle, so Sporky. LETHAL LOTTERY BOUT (Pool D) TAG TEAM MATCH Archie Griffon & Jay Hawke (1-0) vs Jimmy the Doom & Manson (1-0) G0R0 kills everything with crazy monkey ninja skillzzzzzz OPENING BOUT SINGLES MATCH Allan Hadrian vs Matt "The Cosplay Master" Myers Wall of Rush, or whatever. JJ's d00d.

Octopus Battle! RRGH! - I totally jobbed to a sea creature. I rule or suck like that, you make the call. Landon amz Talk! - Maddix should just dress Amy in Toxxic clothes and drop Amy on her head. - Also, Lois the Unethical was totally raised among dogs, so she could probably sniff out Toxxic. To the max. Card Postingz0rz - The bra and panties match kicked ass. Coyote v Stephens - The Supreme court decided 6-3 in favor of Stephens, so that means that mimes are prohibited from eating infants even if it is part of their religion. What? Oh, not the court case, the match. Right. - I wonder if Pete knows who Kev's mom is. I mean, there are what, twelve women at least who could be contenders. - I thought all MacDougal's ambushed tha ladeez, so why would Pete be upset that his son was following in dad's footsteps? Oh, because this was an attack and not getting them drunkified. - I would thinkify that Longdogger, having been around for the time of Sarah, Skye (Is it Skye or Sky? Meh...), and other womenzez, he'd be wait...I lost my train of thought. Pineapples. Totally. - Hey now, Ian "Shortdogger" MacDougal beat TBS to the eXtreme, so he was firstulitious. McPants~! - Mmm-hmm! You go girl! *Pete does finger-snapping, head gyrating move thing* - Orient herself? I don't know about England, but we don't use that word. She turned around to Asian herself. - Ah, Pete, but what if Coyote's phone girl is blind? GOT YOU THERE! - Hey now! Jimmy the Doom has pointless moves on lockdown (Not the show, but as in he's the champion of them)! Also, Kev should have just punched Amy in the ovaries or uterus. BAM! Right to the baby-maker, and she's going down like a clown. - ACME-brand folding chairs: Guaranteed to explode in your face! - Well, if Amy is seeing double from a few too many beers, removing her depth-perception should even things out, right? - A winner is Amy! Pete am Talk Coyote! - Good old fashioned father and son fight! Wait, make that a fight~! W00ty. Doom beinged to Talks! - Yeah, a promofication. Nifty. Laberinto & Ordonez v Cross & Kaibatsu - Is it Benami or Bemani? I don't know because, well, I don't. - Kobe vs. Oddjob at From the Fire. Bookulate it! - Hey, I've been to Canadia and Mexercoes, so that makes me super-North Americanified! Huzzah. - Wait, who is talking? OH MY GOD, BEAR IS TALKING! HOW CAN THAT BE? - Technical wrestling by a guy from Mexico? Bullshit. - Wait. Is he Mexican or a dog? I AM NOT FUNNY! - And blork. Grammatical errors ahoy! Well, not quite that many, but still, they irk me and sort of pull me out of the matchificationings. You guys will improve, though. - You know, I should probably not talk about errors, as I'm sure I've had plenty of matches with mistakes. I really need to get a word processor with a spell/grammar check doo-hicky. Word count would help, too. BORT! - And I am a worthless jerk who skimmed the last half of the match. But, yayz to Asian Underground (No railroad, I guess) Luchador v Blank - Jesus Chris? I know that guy. Wait, no, I don't. - Show me potato salad! I mean, show me the real Bruce Blank! Survey says...48. The hell does that mean? - Blank is as crafty as a ham sandwich, I tells ya! - So, yeah. Squashtastic. Pizza minions, attack! Griffon & Hawke am TALK (In inferior script-style) - They amz punch WC in his facez0rz! Weeeee! Or wheeeee! BOTH~! Zyon is Talk (Inside him head-brain) - I send a message to you a message. It say MESSAGE! - RAR! I am Zyon, hear me roar! Spike & Zyon v Machine & Myers - How does dropping to one knee = I do not do drugs or alcohols or huff kittens. EVARZ ? - Run out of old? Interesting... - AHH MY NOSE indeed. - Aw, nobody likes Matt Myers. Guess he'll go eat worms. Or freebase cocaine, either one works the same. - GAH! Looks like the grammar gnome took this match off... - You're the man now, dog! - OH MY GODZY! CHEATZ0RZ!11!!!1 Zyon is been Talk! - And not in his head this time! Huzzahz0rs! - Ben has a questioning bird? McZuh? - Zyon am to the ANGERFUL~! Skull & Von Dierch v Sarah & Fury - BOOT! Or whatever. - Nice job of recycling and reusing spots from last show's losing match. I applaud a thing I've done before. - Again with 'orient'. She had to reAsian herself, you insensitive peoplesings. - Boo-urns at making Skull lose. At least he's semi-around. Von Dierch should have had his arms fall off or something. PANTS! Match Maker, Match Maker, Make me a Match - Drunkenings, the best way to for finding TRUE LOVES! - BMC fo lizzife, yo! - That crazy Spike Jennykins, let's beat him with a bucket full of rat bile. - Oh noes! Grand Slam Mark Stevens of the SWF is going to get divorced and will have to move in with Charlie Matthews. And his sister. And Tom Flesher, who is dating his sister. - I like this promo, for it results in humor-emotions to fill my brain stem. Or somesuch. Griffon & Hawke v Cortez & Hadrian - Teh wall. - Arch should just eat Todd and Rush, lolz. - Um...good match so far, especially the part with the move. It was cool. - I am in shock and completely awed that Jay Hawke cheated to win a match. Seriously. No way did I see it coming at all. Ever. Insane Luchador to McTALK - Well, I guess not. SMASHERY! - Okay, then. Yeah. Wayne Newton. Err, Blank. To the potato. King v Magnifico - JUMPING NINJA ATTACK! - Let's Capitalize Things for no Real reason at All. YAY! - Blerg...I've been doing this thing for a while now (I keep getting called away to kill invading ponies and such), so I might review teh main eventz0rz laterz. Yeah, that's what I'll do... GOOD SHOW AND SUCH, EVEN IF A FEW MATCHES WERE TEH SHORTZ.

Gay/straight gang colors? Oh, Thoth, you so crazy. Also, damn it, why do I always miss this stuff as it happens?

Cool. Even though split-personality Janus reminds me of the double vision mountaineering expedition. "Januses went to the Chicagos to speak with the Peters twins, and now Januses are heads of securities."

Make him have a metal head! Or ninjas for arms.

Gravel stew? That's a Zirconium dish. Doomtopians prefer goat faces. But, yeah, the seasoning is hard to duplicate.

"Have you told him yet?" Lois the Unethical questions. "Negatory, the Lois One," Jimmy the Doom responds. "He should know. I don't think it's right, what he booked you in." "Much of agreements. But, firing of me being could the outcomes," Jimmy points out. "You'll have to take that chance. You have to tell him," Lois urges. "To the going, I shall," Doom says, and gets up. WALK-WALK-WALK-WALK-WALK Knock-knock "Ugh...who is it?" Joseph Peters tired voice sounds out, muffled by the door. "Jimmy the Doom." "Jesus," Joe mutters. "Can you come back later, I'm kind of busy. Try...never." "Many importants, though! To be pertaining with match of Storm, mine," Doom replies. "Huh? Oh, your match. Fine, come in, just be careful with the door," Peters says after a moment of trying to interpret the Doomtopian's words. Exhibiting the same care as one would with a glass infant, Doom opens the door and enters Joseph Peters' office. "So, I take it you don't like the match. Feel that you're too good to face An Octopus, huh? Well, I'll have you know that An Octopus has huge drawing power. Once that match was announced, tickets sold out. Besides, from what I've heard, An Octopus is damn fine in the ring," Joe says. "Not of anything for those natures at all, Mister Peters. You are to seeing, Doomtopians and octopi have to being blood feud for much of centuries long. No of matters who victories, I thinked war to breaking outs, and Doomtopia has not readied for a such thing," Doom explains. "I really don't know all of what you just said, but I'm afraid any differences you have with An Octopus will just have to be settled in the ring. We'll be making too much money off of this match for me to cancel it now because you and An Octopus are mortal enemies. Now, if that's all, get out of my office," Peters orders. With that, Doom exits the office, muttering a "Faced penising" before slamming the door shut.

Somebody call my Octopus!

It's been said before, but, damn, Nigel's got the top TSM pitcher spot on lockdown.

I would like to point out that Lois the Unethical is from Doomtopia, yet she does not speak all crazy-fied (And, in my only other Jimmy promo, called Doom's Dilema, he spoke normally, too), so perhaps not all Doomtopians talk weird. Then again, I don't know if English is their dominant language or not. YOU CAN TELL THAT I'VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH! However, the Doomtopian announce table would be made out of volcanic rock and glass, like obsidian and such, as that covers vast areas of Doomtopia. I'll have to think about names.

I just want to ask: Who is writing a match for/as An Octopus? I don't mean "I intend on writing one, after such and such happens", but there are actually some words down for the Jimmy the Doom/An Octopus match. I ask because I am pretty much done, and I've stuck to the word limit, but if someone else (Or several people) are writing, and would like an increased limit, I think I could modify and add some things.

I'd take a page out of comedian Louis CK's routine and buy a sports team and make them wear dresses (Of course, he talks about Bill Gates buying all the MLB team and doing this, along with buying and burning all the pants in the world. "No more pants, ever!")

AIM: Alpha Male 084 Walk St Robinson Wander the Wind vandal nation and icarus dared Wait, those are all of Kibagami's. Mine is GOdrea311

She tried to eat Ian that one time.

The Main Event (non-title) El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. "The Icon" Max King © Mags to the forever until he actually loses. Lethal Lottery Match (Pool D) Todd Cortez and Allan Hadrian (0/0) vs. Jay Hawke © and Arch Griffon (0/0) Hmm. Wall is good, but Hawke and Griffon are not Scottish, so I'm going with the Griff-Hawke Lethal Lottery Match (Cross-pool) The Crimson Skull and Jason von Dierch (0/1) vs. Christian Fury and Mistress Sarah (0/1) Sly said he wasn't going to write the lethal lottery matches, so, Fu-Rah Lethal Lottery Match (Pool B) "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Zyon © (1/0) vs. Ghost Machine 2.0 and Matt Myers (0/1) I'm going with "Bollywood" and Friend Bruce Blank © vs. Insane Luchadore I like IL: Fuvolution pride, yo! However, Blank is smashy, but, that might only be in hardcore environments. Luchy to winz0rz. Lethal Lottery Match (Cross-pool) The Asian Underground (Akira Kaibatsu and Michael Cross) (1/0) vs. Ced Ordonez and Laberinto (0/1) Bemani Cross Wizardry cannot save Ced, so, the Underground. Opening Bout Amy Stepens vs. Kevin Coyote Well, if Kev talks with Tex Avery, will that mean he goes all long-tongued and whistling and such in the ring against Amy? I'll go with Ms Toxx either way. SPECIAL BONUS MATCH Jimmy the Doom vs. An Octopus Jesus Christ. He'll run-in and destroy both.

Totally. I wrote this in the text box spur of the moment (Sorta) style. Like how I used to write my matches in the early days of the IGNWF. Send match in a PM to Jayson Grant? Write said match in PM box. Don't know why I never thought to use a word processing program...I mean, I'd write the thing on paper, then transfer that to the PM box.

Then Brits and Canadians should do pouwerboumbs and sentoun splashes and mouounsaults (Our moouun/moounsaults).