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lolz, Fatty's going to get his BUTT drained next week.

Manny with that stereotypical fiery Armenian temper.

What are you talking about, Bama gets fast food deals. I should know, I live there.

Super-duper sorry about the no-show. Things just kinda piled up on me this week and whatnot, but I probably still had time to put something in. I still want to blame JJ Johnson for this, though. I'll read the show in a bit, but it looks like JRR needs to read the newbie thread.

Makes sense for you (And anyone else) to not use the sound effects because it's my thing as a writer. I don't/didn't use Red Herrington as a ref because it's not my thing. Of course, I'm not saying that nobody should try to use my sound effects, it's just that nobody should feel forced to use them. Finally, I will totally rematch you, and I bet I'll totally lose because I totally got lucky this time around with totally unavoidable circumstances on your part preventing you totally from showing. Totally.

True, but I thought Franklin's All Access was for his fight with Dave, not Anderson, so in my own version of reality, the curse doesn't always strike for the first fight after the show.

The curse of being on All-Access strikes again! Chuck better watch out.

lolz, why is MANSON in the moniker match? He's already Emperor of China, isn't he? Of course, I beat him, so I guess that makes Jimmy the Emperor of China, lollerzorz. *Jimmy pins Spike* Jimmy is King of Cambodia, yayz! lolzlez.

Smart move by BJ in snapping up Lauzon. He can ask Joe how to beat Jens, lollerpants.

Damn foreign guys and their not submitting American guys!

Not sure why I'm voting any more as pretty much all of the characters I was pulling for are now gone (The two Romans, mainly). NORTHERN DIVISON FINALISTS (1) Jack Bauer - 24 SOUTHERN DIVISION FINALISTS (2) Simon Adebisi-Oz EASTERN DIVISION FINALISTS (10) Dr. Gregory House - House M.D. WESTERN DIVISION FINALISTS (10) Macgyver - Macgyver

I certainly don't. STRAIGHT FUCKING BREAD!

Here's some more matches I'm gonna talk about and whatnot. These might be a bit more detailed as I'd kinda read through the other set before starting comments. Real quick, though, anyone like the 'amazing Rondo' thing I did with Cal's entrance? No? Right on. - Mirror Max vs. Craig McLenny - Squashy match because the Craig-ster smells. Yeah. Max I guess became a fatty fat and Morty shrank? Okays, lolz, whatevs. - IRON MAN SPOT #4 - (LOOK AN ELEPHANT!) - Toxxic vs. Danny Williams - I liked the bit with ol' Makie on the 'Tron getting hurtulated by Dan. Neato. lolz, Danny's been wrestleating in Japan, but now's gotta get back to the NA way as he takes on a European (In Australia) lolzorz to the maxzorz. Hmm. I don't know how much I'm feelin' the costume change Toxx has made. I was kinda thinking of something dumb like "It's my actions, not my appearance that defines who I am. Rars!" then commence with pushing an old lady down a spiral staircase because I think those are better than standard stairs. What, no love for HamSauce during the mention of crappy big giant guys? Don't forget, Danny also had time to play with his toy dinosaurs while Toxx was wrestling. Pfft. Australia-Land doesn't have chickens, those fans were making emu noises, lolzorz. I wanna know why is it cool for Danny to use a headlock, and get cheered, while if Charlie Matthews uses a bearhug, he gets booed and called boring? Maybe it's because of stuff. Not sure why, but I hate seeing abbreviations used in dialogue. I'm talking about the "Danny is 270llbs, so it would be dumb for him to be in a Cruiserweight rules match." I sometimes like to read that as "lilly bulbs" or something. Lolz, Warner should fite Applewhite in battle of Brians. Glorps. Good match and whatnot. Toxx is teh goods. Yeah. Neato torpedo, man. - Clark vs. Dangerous - I have to be honest, I was a it distracted during this match as I was eatin' some ice cream while reading it. It was pretty good ice cream. The match was also good. Nice, what'cha call 'em, spots and junk. But, yeah, I liked it, yeah. - IRON MAN SPOT #5 - (Giraffistan, comin' at'cha!) I will get to the last match tomorrow probs.

I'll leave some comments after I finish peeping the rest of the show, of course, I'm not Judge, so...yeah.

So I saw a recent ESPN The Magazine (I know, it's not quite the pinnacle in sports journalism, but bear with me), and Liddell's name was on the cover. I flip through it, and he's on the penultimate page, an interview with Dan Patrick. Anyway, Dan asks Chuck how a fight between him and Shaq would turn out, to which Chuck answers it'd be as one-sided as if he were to play O'Neal in basketball. Of course, he mentions that a smaller, trained fighter would always beat a larger, untrained one because a trained fighter gets hit and whatnot, but I kept thinking in the back of my mind "Yeah, but Shaq's fist is the size of Chuck." Anyone else wanna see Chuck go against Shaqasaurus?

Oh, yeah, forgot about that one, lollerz.

Some quick comments for probably just the undercard stuff right now. Oh, yeah, Clark, you foolish fool, you forgot the MotN poll. lolz0rz. Anyway, yeah. - Wild and Dangerous Promo - Nice bit of business with the tag team. I liked how "little brother" WC had to re-focus "big brother" Johnny. So, yeah, good stuffs. - Hey, look, it is the card. Matches, yayz. - IRON MAN SPOT #1 (lolz) - Team EMF vs. The Andersens - As it was said on Skull Radio, this was not that great. Seeing "Extreme King" countless times made me want to punch stuff, as did "Olef" and whatever way Arne's name was spelled. Let's not forget the short-ass sentences, those were teh lames. I suppose the EMFers have potential, but they quit, so they suck forever. - IRON MAN SPOT #2 (barfington) - JJ Johnson vs. The Fabulous Jakey - lollerz, koala jacket, ahoy! This was a good match from the new guy, and I can really tell that there is improvement. Nice stuff, Jakey and whatnot. - IRON MAN SPOT #3 (so, this ain't happenin' for a while, huh?) - Jimmy vs. Calvin vs. Wildchild - My match, it's all "Feh". I do feel bad about getting the CW belt, but hopefully the commentary was blunt enough so that WC gets a rematch and kills Jimmy for the CW belt. Yeah. Other people can say how bad this was or good or whatevs. REST OF MATCHES STUFFS LATERS. byes

Hearulating it now as it wouldn't play during the live run for some reason. Don't know why Clark was being secretive, so I'll just say this: Doomstroyer was Crimson Skull (As evidenced by our feud after Doom Skull turned), but I was such a shitty tag partner that Sly never got the matches in time to write anything. I suck. We only actually wrote one match together, the one against Kevin Coyote and Avery Duciel. lolzerz. So, how'd Ultimo Pants do for the PPV? Also: Clark-store, did you say that Jimmy the Doom was one of two people-stores you faced competitively and never won? Cause I don't remember fight-storing you. lolz-store.

Finished at around 8800, though that might be inflated a bit, as the word count program thing counts tags as a word for some reason. I double tag all my stuff in word pad as I write so I don't forget when I PM the match, and considering this is a hardcore match, there are a lot of my signature sound effects in bold print.

Well, it's nearly almost that time for the matches to be turned in, so I figured let's see where everyone is. I'm at like 4200-ish with a total of no titles decided. I'm hoping I can get about 8k in all together, but that probably won't happen, lolz. Note to the n00bs: As can be seen on the card, PPVs have no word limit. However, the desire to proclaim "Ha, ha, I can write more than you!" to others in a futile dick-waving contest is strong in our writers, so word count threads are created to allow these desires to be vented in a controlled fashion. Secondary note to the n00bs: As one of the few, and in fact the only female writer currently, I engage in the fine tradition of manatee-waving, as they are truly the noblest of sea creatures. Tertiary note to the n00bs: Squids/octopuses are pretty cool, too.

(12) The Incredible Hulk (6) Faith - Buffy SOUTHERN DIVISION (4) B.A. Baracus - A-Team (2) Simon Adebisi-Oz EASTERN DIVISION (1) Angelus - Buffy/Angel (10) Dr. Gregory House - House M.D. WESTERN DIVISION (5) James T Kirk - Star Trek (10) Macgyver - Macgyver

That's only because An Octopus wouldn't let him. Another Octopus is a different story, he's the weird one.

Oh, yeah, I also want to say that it would've been funny if the match I'm in was a Calvinball match, since, you know, Calvin Szechstein is in it, lollerz. Or maybe a Calvin's Balls match where nutshots are the only legal move WC or JtD can do to Szechstein, lollerpantz. But, uh, don't change the stip now, lolzzzzz.

I was going to say something about it being funny that there are like 3 matches with some sort of build to them and there being 10 matches on the card, but several matches are for debuts or similar, when I realized that I'm the one that sucks since I didn't scramble to get something together for the show. You know what, though? I'm going to go ahead and blame JJ for this.

NORTHERN DIVISION (8) Jayne Cobb - Firefly (12) The Incredible Hulk (3) Joe Rogan - Inside the UFC/Fear Factor (2) T-Bag - Prison Break SOUTHERN DIVISION (8) Al Bundy-Married with Children (5) Lucius Vorenus - Rome (11) Commander Worf - Star Trek TNG (2) Simon Adebisi-Oz EASTERN DIVISION (1) Angelus - Buffy/Angel (4) Titus Pullo - Rome (11) Big Dan Dority- Deadwood (2) Al Swearengen - Deadwood WESTERN DIVISION (9) Hank Scorpio - The Simpsons (5) James T Kirk - Star Trek (11) Duncan MacCloud-Highlander (10) Macgyver - Macgyver