Angel_Grace_Blue

Uh, last I remember, Danny is like 270. That does not equal cruiser. From Cali to Florida to Canada? Goats on a stick, that's some frequent flyer miles. Urgh...

Guy Lombardo Bridge "Muzz is Evil, Crowe Sucks"

See people. This is how to properly flame. Take an example from myself and SupaTaft. Well, maybe not him, as I destroyed him in this flame war. But try to follow my lead. Otherwise, you know, VIRULENT FUCKING HATRED!!! will follow.

Evo, what the fuck? Tiny Gonzales is a closer. That's what I put on the damn stats. Me thinks a most horrible mistake was made...I know Rolf is the closer for Phoenix, but Tiny's player page lists him as a starter, and that is not correct.

Gonzales is pitching third? He's the closer...that might be a bad thing....

Blackalicious, Lyrics Born, Saul Williams, Zack de la Rocha "Release"

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I've joined, too. Huzzah!

And Pamela Anderson can? Pish tosh to that.

Titanic Sinking Material loves TSM

*fashions a 'Best retired TSM pitcher' award out of tinfoil and wears it proudly until LeBeau or any other TSM pitcher retires* Suck on that, Crowe, Zenon, and Dover!

Okay. Time for Tiny's spring training. Pure Stuff 6 Pitching Velocity 2 Pitching Control 6 Stamina 6 That should do. No use for speed...or something.

Terrible Sox Mishaps love TSM (Sorry)

Twelve Surly Men love TSM

Totally Soused Men love TSM

I wish I could remember what "Pure Stuff" is for so I can move these points around a bit better...

Huzzah to you, good poster.

Yay First Name: Tiny Last Name: Gonzales Nickname: Tattoo Number: 50 Origin: Argentina Birth date: 5/5/98 Age to start: 22 Height: 5'0" Weight: 115 Bats: Right Throws: Right Position: Closer Duration (A, B, C, D, E) - 2 Holding Runners - 1 Groundball% - 4 Avoiding hits vs. Left-handed hitters - 2 Avoiding hits vs. Right-handed hitters - 2 Changeup Sinker Curve Loyalty: Normal Needs winner: Sometimes Leader ability: None Clutch performance: GREAT Consistency: Good Here's the pic to use:

If I could find a picture of the Gimp from Pulp Fiction (But, alas, I'm far too lazy), the following would be seen. Terrifying Sado-Masochists love TSM

Since I'm bored, I did a 'calculation' and Miami and Tampa are a few hundred miles apart...not that anyone cares, I guess.

Due to my ever-decreasing sanity, I thought, why not make the SFBL a bit more like actual baseball, so, list the music you'd like for your player to step up to the plate or take the mound to. I'll start off, even though Giant Gonzales is gone. Beck - Loser (Because those guys in the booth are fucking assholes) Other than that, Latin American stuff. Tito Puente and the like. It's good to start off things like this very poorly!

What? No Baldwins? Fuck this shit, I'm not reading any more! Okay, I'll read some more. A no-show and IL was involved? You've got to be lying! That's all for now, as I'm lazy.

Yay. I'm taking the easy way out and tossing Ian in the ocean. I picked Zutroy because the Great Galatea used it as an example name when telling n00bs how to head their PMs. "Zutroy vs. Johnny, Zutroy's match". That fucking crazy Czar Galatea. Oh, and this match shall be quite insane.

You've had wombat before? What's it like?

Tiny Stringy Marsupials love TSM I tried to make it become "Tasty" but honestly couldn't think of anything good to follow it. Edit: And to the detractors who don't like use of "this", "that", "the", etc., I've seen a few commercials that use 'navigators'. Egyptian and Electromagnetic to be specific. So if EN can copy themselves, surely we lazy fools can do the same?