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? All I can think of is the enema thing, and that was Pittsburgh, wasn't it? I always liked: "Know why they call you Stone Cold? Your stones are so cold, you won't come out here and face me!" And speaking of the Austin/Hart feud. My favorite from Austin was "You put a S in front of Hitman and that's what I think of him." I think that's how it went.

I dig #3 also.

RVD also did a guest spot on the Pam Anderson show VIP as a hitman.

Because as He-Man he would be trying to put Skelator in the Masterlock. Edit: So is She-Ra going to be in this or what?

I was just thinking about this. The last time they had a black wrestler's mom on TV was Mark Henry and we all remember what happened there.

Heh yeah he does. And don't forget the all the money he had to pay me for taking him places. And he was saying things like "Man it feels like I just got out of prison. It feels like a big weight has been removed from me. All this stress is gone." I think it was taking it alittle too far seeing as how if he did things was he was suppose to he would have been driving MONTHS ago. My friend TJ, who was in the car with him when he got pulled over, was like "What that motherfucker is driving? That didn't jack up the price of the fine or anything? Damn I'm pissed. Oh well fuck it he'll lose it again soon."

And I'm wondering why Vince is sitting on it taking a shit.

The fine that was overdue was 690.50 and was what he paid yesterday. I was kinda shocked they didn't jack up the price. He had to pay $225 for an SS22 form and another $200 for something else. Then he had to pay $50 for classes, $40 renstatement fee for KY and $30 renstatement fee for TN.

You know if Vince really wants to go back in time for stereotypes he can have Shelton act like he's JJ from Good Times. Shelton can wear 70s clothes with those Gilligan style hats Walker would always wear. He can always put the word dynomite in his promos even if he doesn't make any sense. "After I get done with you HBK you will think your God was made of *claps hands* DYN-O-MITE". And after a win Shelton would yell to break out the Kool Aid. And they can bring in John Amos to play the dad. He would threaten Shelton if he doesn't win a match and when Shelton loses John would take off his belt and whip Shelton.

So would that mean Shelton would come out to Tom Jones music while doing the Carlton dance?? Damn I'd paid to see that.

Well we went to KY and he paid the fine. Then we went to the DMV here in TN and he got his license.

Shocking. I bet Shawn's book is the best piece of fiction that money can buy. Second only to Harry Potter and Vince Russo's book Don't forget Hogan's.

http://www.newschannel5.com/content/news/16030.asp

I doubt it since his dancing partner would be Triple H.

The only thing I really remember about that WBF was that Lex Luger was apart of it and was suppose the be on the first PPV but, had his motorcycle accident. That Vince and some bodybuilding lady (can't think of her name) hosted the show on Saturday after WWF Mania. And the theme song for the WBF had the words "GO FOR IT" yelled alot during the song.

Hell can Hogan dance with that fake knee and hip of his?

I just saw a promo for Dancing With The Stars and they were listing off the people that would be on it. (IE: Rapper, baseball player, and pro wrestling) So I'm guess the pro wrestling one going to be The Rock. I didn't see him in the promo. Anyone else got any info on this?

Update: We went to the DMW and he still had something he had to do. So, he called the court offices of the county of were he was pulled over in KY. And, suprise, he has to pay his fines. And he was whining saying stuff like "This is bullshit" and "Maybe I should have paid the fine" And he was asking if he could pay it over the phone or the computer. HA yeah right. He has to do it in person. So, he'll get the money tonight and we'll go up there tomorrow and we'll see what happens. I'm getting so much money out of him.

Jay-Z could come out with a song and video were he's fucking Kimberly. Or they could have a match and Kimberly does a run in and helps Jay-Z win.

Ok Roddy Piper AND Peg Bundy in the same movie?? Hell froze over.

Does anyone else think this trial would have been better with the cast of Night Court? Just think Dan Fielding is Eric's lawyer while you have Christine against him. Bull, Mack, Roz, Judge Stone. Now that would have ruled.

OMG Carlito isn't following the dress code. FINE HIM WWE.

Saw this on a website seems, like a interesting read about the WBF. http://www.getbig.com/articles/faq-wbf.htm

Hell with the way things are now's the perfect time to bring back ICOPRO.

I guess it could have been taking that way seeing how in that interview HHH also made fun of Booker for being the WCW champ. Of course, that was just as dumb seeing as how A) you have RIC FLAIR standing right next to H and B) H was holding the big gold belt which is associated with WCW.