Sandman9000

I think that if posing as a 15 year old white whore with a 22 year old black boyfriend with a gun and jealousy problems and asking for help with boob jobs and anal sex is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. Stop looking at me like that.

I don't love you but I will hit you JSYK.

ooooooooooh, big girl.

Done and done. ::Throws a power wave that not only breaks Munky's sternum, but collapses his entire chest cavity::

It doesn't hug back.....

There's too much love in this thread. I don't like it.

I thought that was DDR time for you? Speaking of, I just got it, so I'll bust a move all over your ass. That's four. I have to wind down before going to bed.

I'm usually up at 3 in the morning, and that's also my prime killing hour as well. So, please, stop on by.

I don't know about that. Ragu tends to come out all chunky and stuff. Prego comes out nice and smooth, easy drinking.

I know where you live.

Zack's going to have his spine ripped out and jammed through his eye socket for the O-Town comment. He'll simply be stomped upon for the gay bar one.

Meh, who needs alcohol to confuse your mind when you can just pound it into submission! ::Headbutts brick wall until the wall stops talking shit::

If you wanna spend 48 hours on the shitter, go ahead. I'm pretty sure that stuff is nothing but a laxative.

::Gives CC...:: ::THE MYSTERY BOX~!::

The rules vary from school-to-school, but the basics are this: There are two types of shows, "format" and "speciality." Format is all the current stuff, supplied by record promoters, which we play and chart to CMJ (College Music Journal). Speciality is when you bring in your own music and play that. That's the same way it is at our station as well. I do a speciality show as well, but we also get a shitload of metal CD's (as well as techno, hip-hop, R&B, etc...) so I generally use those, but I go to my own collection when I wanna play some rare/odd, such as Ten Masked Men or Sepultura w/Lucianno Pavarotti.

If I gave a shit, I could record my radio show. Course, that requires me actually trying to put on a good show for once. Fuck that. Unas Slayer of the Gods and a ten minute bathroom break.

Ole?

So, James Posey goes on waviers, and I put a claim on him. I check the next day, and it's not me that has him, it's the number one team in the league that does! The fuck? I thought that the lower ranked team had priority on waivers, not from top down. Ron Artest finally loses it and clashes with Carlsile, causing Artest to be benched for the whole second half and in the dog house for who knows how long. There goes my best player, and that's saying a lot. Charlie Ward plays all of 3 minutes and does shit, so he's gone for someone else who can't do shit. I'm sure I'll get killed next week as well, since I have a team which needs to overachieve just to stay competitive with the lower teams. I fucked my whole draft up, took a round 3-4 player with my first pick, showed no patience or common sense or eye for talent, and I'm paying in spades. If this team doesn't have a 180 next week, I'm dumping the whole lot, first offers get what they want. I'll dump Artest, Yao, Gasol, McInnis, Stoudamire, etc...for bench players if people want. This team has a week before I dump them.

::Ducks bottle, throws piece of girder at Munky, crushing his sternm:: ::Starts pulling bodies out of the wreckage. Except Rod. And Zack. And Kotz. And CC. And WJM. And CWM. And El Piss. And....well, that's everyone::

Bar or no bar, I'm still bouncing here. ::Beats Munky with a piece of rubble::

I'm peeved because there is so much potential for evil, and yet, there is none. The force is not strong with this one.

Meh, all hype, no payoff. I give this ****************.

I still see no reason as to why there is no blackmailing going on?

You have a printer.

I need to get you down to college for a weekend. There's lots of girls that I need you to mack on to lower my chances even more.