Art Sandusky

That one was for you, PLAGIARISM!, I thought you'd like that. This thread ain't big enough for the both of us!

No EFA, Chav? Don't let me down like this.

Chav has no concept of what trolling is.

Wait, so you can boot the ball into the crowd and the clock doesn't stop? What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is this?

It should, yeah, but it's an abandoned building. There are trees growing in the grandstand. It needs to be drastically rehabbed or torn down outright, and unfortunately, they're going to go with the latter. It should either become a new hockey barn (Red Wing Stadium?) or maybe even a community ballpark, something, anything to kind of help clean up Corktown, which is apparently getting pretty run-down and could use some sort of urban renewal. In the tradition of the location, it needs to be something that the public can enjoy.

I'm just gonna run up the field here, see if I can maybe kick the ba OOHHHHH GOD YOU HURT ME OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD MY KNEE YOU MONSTER I HURT SO BAD

Getting excited about his first home run is permissible, but "oh well we won the game so who cares" is the kind of immaturity that should be remedied, because that's not just a one-shot deal like the Baby's First Homer deal, this is an attitude problem that could stick around for a long time. So fix that, but God, stop dwelling on the homer thing.

That's a shame, but the place was so far gone, there was no other choice. Al, do you know what they're going to do with the site? I heard the Red Wings were interested in a new arena to replace Joe Louis. I think the best option would be to move hockey to Michigan & Trumbull, but they'll probably just turn it into condominiums.

That's one of the worst burns I've ever seen.

There's nothing inherently wrong with giving a proven player priority; it's what you do when the proven player underachieves that matters. Bobby Cox isn't afraid to make the changes, Dusty Baker is.

Hey, cut her some slack.

SMEK'D I'M ON THE PHONE BIATCH

Isn't that how most "piano rockers" are, though? Not that I endorse that style of hamfisted crap, but there's an awful lot of it around.

Well, Miami's culture also basically consists of illegal drugs and sex, so maybe the comparison is accurate.

For people who need their Coldplay watered down, it's Keane!

Teams fire managers for less than what Dusty has done to us. It's incredibly ridiculous that he's being allowed to finish out the year, and even get an extension.

The Smiths "Golden Lights" lol, thread over

You probably won't wake up, from the sound of it. I'm going to end up killing myself for less than this. Anyway, we're approaching rawmvp levels now. "I might have AIDS"? If you contracted HIV in 1982, it would've kicked your weak passive deferential surrendering ass by like 1987, at best.

Oh God, I can't take it any longer.

I like Camper Van Beethoven's "Pictures of Matchstick Men" more than the original.

Marvin, YOU have the power to change things and stop wallowing in your self-pity.

One for me. Why waste the extra time making a second slash? When you guys read books, do you ever just start in the middle?

CronoT doesn't get sarcasm.

Chave's commitment to excellence continues with another awful thread. Don't you have old crap to keep bumping before you start new crap?