Art Sandusky

I liked it better when the Winnipeg Jets did it first.

I can spend hours on Wikipedia, personally. Not for scholarly research, of course, but just acquiring knowledge to use in my everyday life. It's a great resource for that kind of stuff.

When you guys flush their Korans, you'll be able to do it with real Canadian toilets. None of this water-saving low-pressure nonsense like we have down here. I need a waterfall, not a babbling brook.

Of course people should wear helmets on motorcycles, but I don't think it's the government's job to tell you that and enforce that. You gotta scale government back now and then on these little things.

No, it's true. Motherfuckers always have something to prove.

It looks like Angle just kinda popped in the frame like Superman.

Aw, Kobes. You know I luv ya. High five, dude.

MAYBE HE CAN POST A PICTURE OF HIMSELF WITH LONG HAIR

Leaving the lights on is what passes for torture these days?

It's also indicative of a team that couldn't put Tampa Bay away in the first eight innings. Don't get me wrong, I'm obviously pulling for the Tigers to win the Central, but I'm not 100% sold that they can keep it going for another three and a half months.

Sometimes I think Bob Barron might not be the right kind of guy for sports. You gotta know when to put things in perspective.

"Nothingsevergonnastandinmyway (again)" always makes me happy. Like I wanna pump my fist or something. Great song. I hope it's #6.

Brian Eno - Another Green World Radiohead - Amnesiac Tim Ries Septet - Alternate Side Townes Van Zandt - For the Sake of the Song Sparks - Kimono My House

Dude, you're sad. Cincy had their chance. They blew it. Get over it. Get well, Ben. Actually, the Steelers injured Carson, that's the only reason they won, then Cowher mocked the Bengals at the post season parade. And I'm saddened to hear that Ben's injuries aren't more serious. Oh, I feel so fucking bad for him. Maybe I'll send the stupid fuck a get well card. this clearly was not a genius moment. i sorta feel sorry for you. to have such a loose grasp of reality must be taxing on those around you. you know, to honestly begrudge another human being (to the point of death) because of sports. i know this isn't entirely rare. but the people who do so are usually the ones who have 8 year old girls raped corpses hooked from the ceiling in their basement. Is now a good time to point out that Barron wishes kidney failure on Alonzo Mourning for screwing over the Nets?

Yeah, if they fall to three games back, season over.

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Now I know I do. C'MON WE'RE JUST TRYIN TO HAVE SOME FUN GUYS RELAX

I don't know why, but that reads like Jerry Seinfeld.

I hope its theme song is "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon for all YTMND intents and purposes.

Oops, double post

I suppose they'd heighten your alertness and endurance; important things to have for a sport like football. I wouldn't put it past football players to be on something to get their reaction time down.

Okay, not cool. This is the kind of shit that's supposed to transcend what happens on the field, you know. Guy goes through a windshield and you talk about the fucking Bengals. Sad stuff.

This is different than usual how. Get AIDS and go to fucking hell, Spoon. Am I supposed to take offense to this or not?

Llama rugby. Holy shit, best thing I've ever seen.

The Indians are the new Cubs. Are Dave Veres and Antonio Six-Finger Alfonseca available?