Art Sandusky

Scroby.

Lovecraft231.

Praise the lord, sounds like Vince was a huge ECW fan back in the day. If you think about it, this makes sense. He was way nicer to them than when dealing with other companies. MASSIVELY good sign that they've changed the workers designation to "wrestlers."

They should sign New Jack just so I can mark out for his entrance every week.

Jeff Hardy should be a main eventer in the new ECW, provided he's motivated and focused.

JustPassinBy.

The first thing I thought was "oh man, he's still standing, he shoulda known not to fuck with Taz" when Lawler tried to deck 'im. Get over yourselves, guys.

The theme of Garfield has been "Jon is a loser" for about twenty-seven years now.

Tajiri is easily in my top three favorite ECW workers. All through 2000 I looked forward to no one else's matches in quite the same way. Here's hoping the wrestling styles will be as or more authentic than it was last year.

Eddie Winslow should only appear once every two months. Perfect.

Fuck that ladder and ratings noise.

No. You will not do that to this thread.

(scratches head and leaves)

The commentary on the Mexican Hardcore Match was absolutely terrible.

Oops, I thought I typed 06/06/1944. My bad, I was thinking about the stuff that ACTUALLY MATTERS today.

I'm sure that there are some kinds of medical databases that would make up complete records. This is a galaxy that's using hyperdrives and shit. They gotta keep paperwork.

Spoontoaster, no.

"Do you recognize this?" They should know better than to state their marketing plan so transparently.

Im-Im-Im-possible.

Harry Smith is only getting a dark match, he isn't debuting on TV or anything yet. Hey, this being the hard sell show for the PPV means that we'll get another one of those great segments where all the ECW dudes attack from the stands while everyone goes bonkers. Just don't allow Terry Funk to be the main focus of any camera shots. STOP WITH THE CONTRACT SIGNINGS And, ummmmm... what about the new GM? Is this going to be a running gag or something?

You used the "hiding behind a computer" line. Spoontoaster could start posting gay porn and still win at this point.

What a fagola.

I don't want WWE to be the Wal-Mart of wrestling. It's already far too powerful.

Miami in six. All the old dudes can get their rings, and Wade is that team. That's how I've looked at them in these playoffs. The man's been nuclear, and this year he has enough people playing well around him to where he can pull this off. Passing the torch thing and all. It's the natural order of things. Next year is looking more interesting to me right now to be honest, because I want to see these young guys really start to realize their potentials. For now though, Miami will beat Dallas in a very tightly contested six game series. Each team will get one fairly-sized margin of victory on the other, but four will end up being extremely competitive. Dallas is too good to go down without a fight, and if Miami starts breaking down again like they almost did against Da Bullz they'll lose this in short order. The Mavs are THAT good, but Miami's better on all cylinders.

COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON WHUT