Art Sandusky

Yo Marvin, the absolute best thing you can do is not to think about any of this until you meet her. Don't post to say you feel optimistic and are worried because of it or any of that crap. Seriously man, I'm rootin' for you and you're falling into a lot of the usual traps. Don't even reply to this. Just absorb it.

I dunno man, Florida might have it beat.

I don't get what the music had to do with the clip. http://whenpicardattacks.ytmnsfw.com/ I mean, this one makes sense, and is easily the best of the ones using that sound.

My catchphrases would depend on the kind of play being highlighted, really.

The Mavs advancing means more of Mark Cuban and discussion of him on television, not to mention they're the favorite team of a former best friend who dicked me over. Hmm, I wonder if I want them to lose. Again, no one can root against the Clippers unless they have a chunk of ice for a heart.

People get weird when they don't live near oceans.

I did once, using the inner side of my fingers to hide some chemistry math equations on a quiz. Chemistry is cool as hell until they make it as tedious as possible. Sorta like how school tends to annhilate the interesting qualities of anything. And I got the joke, Czechers. It's all good.

I saw the premiere episode months ago, whenever it was. Terrible, and not just because of the retarded premise. It wasn't even executed well.

Them's birthin' hips. Add an accent and I rarely ask for much more.

This isn't nearly as fun as the periodical Johnson reveals.

You called Ozzie Guillen another case of "the angry spic act." Before that you said Dusty Baker was only employed because of his skin pigment. Get the fuck over integration already. But you sure told me with the overused "swing and a miss."

That explains why I want to punch him, at least.

"Get all those colored people out of baseball, please."

Just when Carnival was seeming to not be so bad.

Fulmer's job at Tennessee isn't in jeopardy yet. Next year maybe, if this season ends up as bad as last year. David Cutcliffe's return will be allowed to pan out for a year first, but I think he can do some miracle work on Erik Ainge and they'll be back in a fairly recgonizable bowl game this year, like the Peach or Cotton. The SEC West is going to be way more interesting than usual, with LSU and Auburn as the clear alpha teams BUT: Arkansas was a very young team last year and they showed a lot of promise. They have nowhere to go but up. The SEC East may be the most loaded division in college football, with Kentucky being the only obvious turkey if Vanderbilt can get close to a .500 season again. I mean, you've got Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, and as much as I hate to admit it, South Carolina in there.

Man, what a sad person, whoever it was. It's not too much of a surprise. EDIT: So who's the camera whore then?

Hey, it's that guy that does cocks and changed his name.

They've got Tennessee at #20 and finishing 3rd in the SEC East. I'll buy that. I'm actually happy about expectations being low. We simply work better from underneath. I'm already jacked for the season opener against Cal. Nationally, I'm extremely excited. Shit's wide open this year. I couldn't even guess at a #1, and I love it. Last year around this time USC and Texas were pretty much penciled in for the national title game.

Because it's got glasses too, see. I just want to punch the fagola in Czech's avatar every time I see it.

I'm so confused.

Didn't do a thing to change my mind, but at least you explained yourself and made it sound rational. Again, fuck that noise anyway. To ignore the other factors that bettered us throughout the 80s (yes, let's give the polarizing supply-side leader the credit instead of technology creating new fields and possibilities at a frentic pace) is nuts. "He makes us feel good" isn't any way to be a good leader. Heroin makes you feel good too, but it sure isn't healthy for you. Reagan gets far too much of a pass because of the fuzzy feelgood element.

While both events occurred on the same day, saying one might have some questions isn't dismissing the other as a farce too. Of course, there are questions about what happened in New York, like the removal of bomb-sniffing dogs in the towers before the first ever powering down of the towers for the purpose of updating the networks within it. This would kill the security cameras also. These both happened a week or less before the attacks. I also don't understand why firefighters would choose to lie about what they saw and experienced when they describe the explosive-looking damage in the building near the ground when the planes had crashed into the towers hundreds of feet higher. My case isn't so much that the government actually did all this, or even had a hand in it. I believe they might have tried to maximize what happened, at the worst. Maybe if it wasn't exploited by those in charge on a constant basis, this weird stuff could be easily dismissed.

Living a mile from the Pentagon doesn't mean a goddamn thing. Don't try to sound like you know better just because you were 5,280 feet away from it. Ooh, big fuckin' deal. Doesn't do a fuckin' thing to disprove anything. The "new video" that was released is the same shit we've had for years anwyay. It doesn't do anything to shut up conspiracy theorists, and anyone who dismisses them just because they believe the spoon-fed official story is just as dumb as those who won't accept the official one either. Okay, to 2GOLD: The pilots were never interested in learning how to land, and that isn't just crazy talk, that's according to what the various suits have told us. I doubt that putting the landing gear out really affects the dynamics of flying at that speed at that altitude. And 909: That's a load of all-or-nothing bull. Use your brain and act like a goddamn individual human being. Al-Queda had something to do with it. THEY SAID THEY DID. Jesus, read. Or hey, pop in a tape of what happened. The one we didn't see is the Pentagon attack, and all we've got of that is a grainy image. OOH YOU DONE SHOWN ALL DEM MA'FUCKAZ WHO SAID IT WASN'T THOSE FUCKIN' AY-RABS Seriously guys, with all the horseshit we've heard, and been fed, and found out about these fuckers in charge, would this shit really, honestly surprise you? Honestly appraise the information we have, all of it. EDIT: Or maybe, to be more accurate, think about what information we still don't have.

Wow. W... R... O... N... G! What's that spell?

Man, I couldn't find a girl to go to a car show with me if I tried. Marvin just gets one like *that*. Don't fuck it up.