Art Sandusky

No more Great Pumpkin! It's about time Tennessee got on the crazy ass offensive scheme bandwagon instead of continuing this stone age bullshit. I have no idea who could offer this, but get them to Knoxville stat. Losing to South Carolina is inexcusable.

So according to Nate Silver, there's only a 1.9% chance that I'm going to be angry drunk tomorrow night. I like those odds.

I envision those kinds of "people on the streets with flags n' shit, cheering and spontaneously celebrating" scenes that are really foreign to America on election nights, if anything. Those Europeans always look like they're having so much fun.

Of course that happened to South Carolina. Most inept major conference team, I swear.

... as compared to the "Kerry win = 9/11 part 2" narrative in 2004? Which part of what Biden said is inaccurate? A crisis of any stripe is still a crisis. It could be anything from the Russian invasion of Georgia this summer (far away but still international in nature) to a foreign terrorist taking out the Capitol building. Say Pakistan implodes due to economic instability and violence and we get an unstable nation with (established as factual in this case) nuclear capabilities. The President of the United States has implied involvement in these matters due to our highest of profiles. This is what Biden meant, not that something terrible is guaranteedly going to happen to America.

Who told Captain of Outer Space that he could use my Christian name.

(ding!) The greatest crime in this nation, as per the programming, is to have a mind. That sounds like some CronoT shit, but it's true.

'bout damn time. I've said for the last two underacheiving years that they needed to can his ass. The Bowden period lasted two or three years too long.

True, but it was meandering at the time. I had no idea the thread would get a second, third, and fourth wind soon after.

When your only way out of a mess is to attack your own supporters, you need Jesus because no one's going to like you then.

This is what's left of his support, huh. I am getting so wasted on election night.

(FOX Photo Wire - Violent madman Barack Obama contemplates strangling Republican nominee John McCain during their town hall style debate Tuesday night in Nashville, TN.)

"MULTIPLY IT BY" NOT "TIMES IT BY" GOD I HATE THAT

There are never really good messageboard fights, it's usually more like messageboard gangings. EDIT: Here, here, and here are some examples.

More like a self-proclaimed elitist group of self-righteous, arrogant, immature, circle-jerking punks trying to make themselves feel powerful and in control. Well, personally, I find it utterly pathetic, and I'm glad I'm not the only one. The only reason I'm even posting here again is to let you all know that I'm on to your "I have no life, so I'll just play tough and smart 'cause I'm online, and no one can hurt me" bullshit. @ Lt. Jon Kavanaugh - If I were to go to Calgary, I'd waste you dude, so watch what you wish for, you just might get it. You have no idea... Now, I'm all done here, so feel free to continue wasting your time insulting someone that has no time to waste on useless pieces of shit like you. If you're not a useless piece of shit (and you all know who you are), I'll talk to you later... AWWWW Y'ALL POSTED AGAIN NIGGA

This thread was like a retarded person figuring out how to masturbate.

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe!

It's not going to be how either candidate performs, it's how much BS the moderator puts up with. I hope for very direct questions tonight of both. It won't be beating up on the little girl (fucked up line of thought, that), it'll be Biden who's forced to answer to things as well. Tell me about coal, Joe Biden.

Despite what I posted here in the preseason threads, a 9-7 year with a division title and a #4 seed is what I told people away from the internet and all of its readily usable stuff to pump up your confidence in your team. It's looking more and more like that, but it's cool. It'll be another year before this team is truly Nasty McFuckoff anyway.

Some dudes just aren't into dudes. Sorry, bro. Were you also aware that you just told someone in a thread where you invited someone across the country to fight you that they were bitches for starting things on the internet? Again, sorry bro.

I have moments of blinding anger that people exist who will watch this and say "they're right about everything! Reporters are so biased!" with complete belief. Then I calm down. Stuff like this isn't bugging me this election year nearly as much as it is most of the people in left-leaning circles. I think my mind has already decided that this ticket being elected is so far out of the realm of possibility that it isn't a concern. If Palin can't produce straight answers in that debate people will notice if Biden doesn't jump on her first about it. The people of this country want answers now, not marketing. It's already fooled us twice and 270 electoral votes worth of Americans simply couldn't be THAT stupid this time. Unlike 9/11, this is a different kind of anger in the electorate because there aren't any shadowy men half a world away to blame for this mess.

I knew you were a fuckin' queerbait that would get stomped.

Only the person who wants to rumble with a guy from a messageboard could think bumping this thread was a good idea.

From a great height.

First, only one has actually been delivered to a paying customer, but he has extreme limitations on what he can do with it. A purely electric drivetrain produces insane torque with the high performance specifications that the car has. This means a real transmission that can handle it and allow a driver to go above 60 and stuff like that is hard as fuck to build. It's been in the works for years now, has a showroom and others on the way, and costs a shit-ton of coin. Just read this: http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/category/...la-birth-watch/ Most concept cars are lucky to be able to propel themselves. It would obviously be marketed to city dwellers, not suburbanites or rural areas. http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/between-t...e-announcement/