Art Sandusky

Anakin had the same clothes in Episode II. He just happened to pick a dark look, which was fitting. You couldn't have someone dressed like Obi-Wan or Yoda going to the dark side. In fact, of the Jedi with speaking roles, it seems that the shading of their clothes has a lot to show about how they conduct themselves. Yoda and Obi-Wan's clothes were very light, Mace's had a darker tone, as did... whatever the name of the Conehead Jedi Master was. I won't even try to spell the name because I'll mangle it. Mace and the Conehead spoke of taking control of the Senate and overthrowing Palpatine, Yoda and Obi-Wan spoke of moderation, and of course Anakin ended up plain evil by the end. Han Solo met Chewbacca when Chewie was a slave to some Imperial officer during Han's time at the Academy. I believe Chewie was being abused or something, and Han saved him. They then fled and became nondescript smugglers, and Chewbacca owed Han a life debt for rescuing him so he hung around to protect and help him. There were rumors of a scene where a young Han helped save Yoda from the clone troopers, but it was thankfully cut, as was another rumored Yoda farting moment. What pisses me off is that Luke's attire in ROTJ prompted Lucas to say "now that's what a Jedi looks like," but he decided that they'd all end up wearing Obi-Wan's desert hermit clothes. I guess you can't be virtuous and all that in a badass black outfit. Makes sense, but I'm really not a fan of the super impoverished look. Anakin and Mace's costumes (moreso Mace's) were a nice compromise between cool and humble.

What the heck do the percentages mean?

I had a feeling he'd taint my enjoyment of ROTS a little by posting how it was a cinematic masterpiece and excelled in every category by virtue of being the most recent visual input he had.

(picture of a pacifier) Whee, an unfunny gimmick poster. Again. It's either Czech or Banky. I wouldn't give a shit about being de-modded if it hadn't been for the reason of "well, I don't pay much attention to what goes on here, but if people are complaining, there MUST be a problem!" while ignoring that it's the same people bitching about those who were removed, people who all ended up leaving anyway. Whatever, I'm done with it. It's really a big load off my e-shoulders, because I don't have to try to act neutral anymore.

Because I said things like that when I was a moderator.

By the way, I forgot to do this.

Um, duh. I thought that was obvious.

Yoda was straight gangsta when him and Obi-Wan were re-entering the Jedi Temple. SO badass.

I expect that crackwhore to be killed at some point, does that count?

If those conservative fuckers end up being the ones to bring this place down, I'll be very displeased. I'd rather a mass invasion of 411 and wwe.com chat people make the server explode than a bunch of stuck-up reactionary cumstains kill the place off with incessant bitching about nonexistent problems because EVERYONE'S AGAINST THEM YOU SEE YOU UNAMERICAN FUCKER SUCK THE MASSIVE ELEPHANT COCK FOR REDEMPTION

Don't look at me, I'm not allowed to do quality control anymore.

Thank goodness that rapscallion of a joke moderator has been given the boot!

It was pretty nice to see Sandman and Agnes and Jay again. Feels nostalgic, yet the good kind of nostalgia that isn't just there in a "hey, remember this?" way.

This is the best retort ever.

I'm the one with the pink top.

I mean, I don't care so long as you aren't like, sadistic or malicious towards messageboard people. Then I will care very much, and endorse everything you say.

I don't care where your life has gone. I mean, it's not my life or anything.

You're forgetting the key to the Vader yell. Palpatine said that Vader himself caused her death, not just that she died. Obi-Wan is the motherfucking mountain of a man that he is because he finds ways to win when he has absolutely no right to. He's the Patriots of the Star Wars universe.

Now I'm worried.

Ah, okay. I suppose the enthusiasm is deceiving.

I think Sandman's broken.

I don't get it.

Hey, it's Sandman. Coo'.

It's one of those cases where someone or something you wouldn't expect at all holds a huge record. I was blown away when I heard E.T. was the #1 film when I was eight.

That's my view on like, everything.