Art Sandusky

Sandman? I am so even more there.

Turning every title into a Canadian one was such a good idea.

Some dude on Sportscenter last night called Shaq "the greatest player on the planet" as their reason that Miami would win.

I look at this as positive because it's back at the forefront and could stir debate on the federal level to start making inroads to easing punishments, which would be the foot in the door for partial legalization (like for medical reasons and stuff) and then total legalization.

Tominator takes his internetting seriously.

Whoever compared TNA to ECW is spot-on. Even the fanbase is similarly devoted.

Hah! Literally!

Better be a fuckin' DVD feature.

All this AND hype for the ECW show. I'm excited about Raw tonight. I wanna see RVD picked first. It can tie into the ECW hype.

I need the "Strictly Popickanda" picture NOW.

I'd imagine that was only later on after he was mutated and scary. Steiner Brothers in their prime Scott was a tough dude.

El Dandy 6625: You know, allow somebody else to post the "That post ruled" part next time. :-) Kyliejunge: Fuck that. Kyliejunge: I was first on the scene. Kyliejunge: I had to break the news.

That post ruled.

I want to be pre-emptively banned from there just in case I ever lame out and start like, not being cool anymore, and start watching Fox News because "it's the only one that tells it like it is," and listening to the local soft rock station (The Bridge 105.5, true variety, true classics), and all that and decide to go to "The Pit," where I can find solace and join my true fellow honorable citizens.

American Dad last night was coked out while on a peyote trip.

Well crap. Hey, I just noticed something. Why the fuck isn't his debut on there?

Think Joey would make the ultimate ECW statement and totally shoot and slag off on everything all night?

I can't wait to see that Yoko/UT match for the first time for real. I remember listening with extreme excitement to all the post-match stuff when I was 10 while trying to "watch" the PPV through the squiggles.

Best Worker: Shelton Benjamin. What can be said has already been said and better than I could venture. Most Improved: JBL. We saw him really getting revved up at the end of last year, but it really hit you during this year as he started his "I AM A WRESTLING GOD!" phase. I legit enjoy the guy all-around now, whereas I just loved his promos when he first became the gimmick. Spot of the Year: I haven't seen the Michaels/Benjamin spot, so I give the nod to the Benjamin ladder run. I was thinking to myself how cool it would be for him to run up the ladder and grab the briefcase, but he did one better by laying a clothesline down in the process. I think my personal symbolic pick would be near the end of his match with Jericho at Backlash. It came after the vertical leap to the top turnbuckle, and the bulldog, and the insane first T-Bone sequence. I think it was after he broke out of the Walls of Jericho via the bottom rope, or somewhere in there, real close to the end. Anyways, I was looking down for a second to grab one of the delectable mozzarella sticks at the sports bar, and when I looked up, Benjamin was upside down in mid-air and kicking Jericho in the head. I asked my friend what happened, because "I looked up, and Shelton was like, upside down and kicking ass still." <<< Use this as my write-up for the Best Worker category above. TELL me that isn't totally indicative of Benjamin's awesomeness. And that sumbitch went to O-Dub (Orangeburg-Williamson or some shit like that, it's about an hour and change down the road) High and you do NOT piss a brother off who went to O-Dub. Biggest Disappointment: Cena/JBL at Wrestlemania. I was expecting a kickass match after the truly god-like JBL entrance. Best Match: Angle/HBK, because it's been the only one so far this year to have me totally caught up in it and actively screaming for Michaels to beat Angle until Angle locked the ankle lock in, and I came down off the natural mark high. Funniest Moment: Couple'a weeks ago on Raw. People probably didn't notice this because it was incidentally caught on the microphone, but as Lilian was walking into the ring, Viscera was saying the funniest shit ever to Maria. It was such an amazing case of the unspoken hallmark of gimmicks continuing as if nothing's different whenever the microphone is away (like when guys yell at each other from the aisle and ring because they're SO MAD AT EACH OTHER). Viscera told Maria "I wanna turn you into butter and put you over some bread" or some shit like that. So awesome. Best PPV: Royal Rumble, because I fuckin' love Royal Rumbles.

There's no way they'd have three Kane matches on there. The XIV and XX matches for historical reasons, but not a third. Since I'm usually not on top of DVD releases, is Silvervision generally reliable on early details?

I dunno, the whole "it's funny because it's old nostalgic fanboy crap" thing is starting to wear off with me. During the COBRA segment I was asking aloud "can we PLEASE drop GI Joe for a while?" As a punishment for me, there'll be another Transformers thing next week.

I didn't even think about that Jango line. That's tremendous. Think he was in on everything, at least to an extent?

Impossible, it's rated PG-13. Your friend is full of crap.

I liked the third one the most. Time travel makes any movie automatically better than movies without it.

So does this mean all of these links will be contained in one thread from here on? Please confirm this.