Art Sandusky

But he went to Disneyland too. You're like brothers.

He's cool because he's so outwardly nerdy you just know he's the coolest dude in the room at any given time.

From what I understand, a pen is involved.

I have a new name on AIM, ya know. It's Kyliejunge after some complete bastard somehow got into my old name.

At least until all you other losers come on.

It's funny because it's true.

You know, that DerangedHermit post was pretty good until the lyrics.

Hungry Jack, why don't you ever come on AIM anymore.

Jingus is way cooler now that he isn't a mod anymore and since I started avoiding CE.

I have a massive blunt I haven't smoked yet thanks to another long-ass nap (6pm-3am, was going to go out with some folks and smoke it when I theoretically woke up at 8). You could drive up here and we could have a TSM meeting that would blow AoO and Inc outta the water.

Yeah, a pack of the Blacks here is $4.76 with tax. You had nearly that much and could only afford Newports? Hrm. Maybe living in the South has its benefits.

Bob Saget's actually a pretty weird guy. I'd love to hear stand-up that comes out of his own head instead of the family crap into which he was unjustly pigeonholed.

Aren't you the guy that fully supports rape too?

94%, 263 seconds, buuuuuuuuuuuuut... 7 miles off. What.

And this is why the current scream-a-thon that politics resembles is the way it is. Keep things even-keeled and civil and people realize that politics and current events are boring as fuck. Gotta have Rush and Moore and all those folks out there acting like their opposing point of view is the equivalent of Armageddon, because damned if it's going to affect you going out and partying with your buds this weekend. Gotta make stuff seem relevant.

Actually, my body snaps into as close to sober as it can get when I encounter family. Very few slipups, which I explain away quickly anyway. As for running into girls, it only sucks because I have too much coming out of that fountain as I won't stop talking. I mean, the material's all gold because they laugh their asses off, but nothing's ever accomplished because I was speaking 80% of the time.

Next he's going to tell us how he somehow boned one of his teen scream queens and provide some kind of proof, just to drive me further to suicide.

Man, FS. Geezus.

So this survives but the Randy Orton theme thread didn't. Man.

I was the test subject to see if it worked.

I need to not stop by my friend Matt's dorm before a class ever again. I mean, that was the best Sociology class ever, but man was it weird to be in class and the whole college day atmosphere high.

No, I meant the night it worked for someone else so that I could see it from the outside. I didn't do anything last night except annoy my friend who went to the trouble of rolling a blunt to sell by itself to me only to have me not show up or be awake to answer the phone when he called. And when I did it, it was more like 2/3 of a bottle.

Typical, the night I accidentally go to bed early is the night that it works. At least my sleep cycle is finally normal again.

Followed by... Unless the foreskin was violently jammed through you via a sharp object, no.

Like you, queer?