Art Sandusky

Fascination? I only did it once.

I don't say someone is unfunny, I just say they've never made me laugh. Like Jay Leno. Never. Once.

Inc has the right idea.

Since when am I the drug hookup guy? Yeesh. That second plateau of robotripping is real fun. I could never do it with any kind of regularity, rather saving it for some kind of specific reason or event, but it's nuts while still having control. Speaking of drugs, thank goodness that four day bake-off ended. My tolerance was getting alarmingly great. My schtick is that I'm a lightweight with everything, I can't have this sully my reputation.

They might just find really bad actors, because everything they do is smacking of terrible, terrible acting. The jobs they get are from people who just haven't noticed.

Adam Vinateri.

It was only a matter of time anyway.

Awesome. Get on AIM!

I watched two episodes of this for the first time this weekend, and it blew my mind how they're totally self-parody. I made the same realization about The Real World and Road Rules being scripted for the last few years as well. The last season of The Real World I'd call "real" was Boston, maybe New Orleans. (by the way, if it really does turn out that it's scripted and you all know it already, apologies for beating a dead horse)

Way too much effort.

Who the hell is that.

Seriously? Whattalamecomeback.

Someone wanna tell me who Chairy and Jambi are?

You're kidding.

MySpace is for people with short attention spans, what with all the hideously-designed profiles loaded down with pictures and videos and flash videos and shit.

Man, I'm glad he said where that came from because, lemme tell ya, I was lost.

... what?

Oh man, I did a wake and bake.

Everybody needs a sidekick.

I love it.

How old do you think I am. Geez, I was like, 12 at the time. Fuck. I agree big time with saying "we" about international competitions.

I'll do a weekly opinion piece instead of the other crap I said earlier. It'll require me to watch Smackdown again, but I can take that bullet. I mean, I'm not some wrestling genius, but people already read loads of those anyway. A change of pace would be nice.

Pff, whatever.